And I better be impressed by the answer.

Will you undertitle him if your impressed enough?

One moment sir.

We're gonna get to that.

I wish, but I doubt it. Here we go!:

I understand that you bring the "regardless of religious belief/non-belief" portion here because of the spirituality aspect, and typically this is associated with a supposed "soul," or the part of the body/mind that identifies one as an individual. What quantum mechanics suggests is that consciousness, referred commonly as soul in religion, exists after death in a quantum field, obeying the same rules as photons, electrons and other types of particles. So, when the body dies, the consciousness or "soul" lives on through these properties.

The trick in verifying/validating these theories is understanding how quantum entanglement works and harnessing it without destabilizing the system in the process, right? And being that we've been able to transport particles via quantum entanglement, we could hypothetically use this technology/understanding in harnessing the consciousness that theoretically exists in a quantum field.

But I'm a layman so I really don't know ****.

Say goodbye to your friends. I sense a ban coming.

YES!

#RIPAF

He never said he wasn't gonna ban me, so I find this to be an exciting possibility!

Back in the Golden Days he wouldn't just ban you, he quantum entangled you

Oh, wrong thread. Thanks Vladimir

He tried to use quantum entanglement, but he failed after he measured my dick and the system fell apart

Is it on the Planck scale?

HA! you think you're funny!

Blondes or Brunettes?
Waffles or Pancakes?
Arm wrestling on ESPN or WWF on ESPN?
Would you ever do a cage fighting for a million dollar payday?
What is the biggest fashion crime a man could commit?
What is the most extreme thing you have ever done in your life?
Do you wish you could hibernate in the winter like a bear sometimes?
Do you listen to the radio much?
Is ice fishing something you have ever tried?
What is the most romantic thing you have ever done for a girl?

what is romantic

Eh, the extreme question always gets me because I remember these little moments randomly then forget them.

Favorite porn star?

Today we're gonna say Cali Carter.

if you are using a conditional formatting formula to fill all cells in a range alternating colors (lmk if you need the formula) and then you add grouping to the rows and then condense those groupings the new rows wont always be alternating in color.

how do we correct this? If there is a way other than conditional formatting i am all ears.

Excel is a ridiculous name for the program iyam.

that was a serious question, that I have not been able to figure out for the last 5 years. You appeared capable enough to share that with, yet i get nothiing

wait ****, god damnit ****, OK touche i didn't put anywhere in my question that it was in excel.

Yes this task needs to be performed in microsft excel 2010 or later. Preferably 2016

****, ok you got me

I wish I knew how to correct something that deep, honestly I could consult my excel-wizard friend and he might be able to come up with a solution.

Just list EXACTLY what you want in list format and I'll send it his way.

Ok, but only give this to him if he likes puzzles because he won't be able to answer it. I know because I am an excel wizard and have consulted my counsel of excel wizards and they could not get it. Sadly that last statement is true

I have a spread sheet and I need to have every other row shaded a different color so that it makes it easier to read. I also need to be able to group some subsets of rows in order to present different subtotals within the entire list.

To accomplish this I use the formula =MOD(ROW(),2)=0 as a conditional format and select a fill color as the effect. That will shade every other row the color we selected.

Now, i have to group random numbers of rows using the grouping function, and when i condense the rows so that the grouped rows are not displayed on the screen the remaining rows are no longer shaded in an alternating fashion.

I need the displayed rows (regardless of the groupings being shown or condensed) to always have every other line shaded.

I can only assume that the conditional formatting function I am executing does not account for whether or not the rows are hidden or not.

The only nuance i have encountered so far is that dropping all the data into a data table solves this problem, but creates numerous more so using a data table cannot be a solution.

I will fire that off in an email to my amigo.

I know excel, I know excel better than anyone. I have the best excel people.