You said weirdest, not most outrageous. I would say that most people do not have a sports bra fetish.

most outrageous?

1. Has anyone ever tried to cut off and eat your tail?
2. Do you expect to evolve into a slowbro soon?
3. Have you ever been inside a pokéball? What's it like?
4. Would you like to be trained by Misty to fight in Cerulean Gym?
5. Do you like psyduck?

6. Which country would you like to visit most, apart from the ones you've already been to?
7. What is your favorite movie from the silent era?
8. Who is your favorite female singer?
9. What is your preferred eye color for girls?
10. Do you believe in the afterlife?

Obviously balloon popping via ba-donk-a-donks

1. Sammy frequently tries to remove and sell my tail
2. I am doing my best to keep my boyish charm, we take things slow, poking around as long as possible!
3. I've toured a Slowpokéball a few times, lemme tell ya, the amenities are lacking.
4. Misty can train my tail any day

5. Tak, mój przyjacielu!

6. France/Poland/Norway would be additions to my next Europe trip, all for their own charms.
7. I honestly have no experience outside of Chaplain, so maybe City Lights?
8. Alanis Morrisette, followed by Lady Gaga
9. Green/hazel, however a solid blue will always intrigue a call rather than a fold
10. All dogs go to heaven, I don't believe that men are so lucky.

Sheep loves The Folding

and The Calling

so much!

Sheep is at 2997!!!

Favorite sorting algorithm?

Can we merge?

Dossier updated!

1. Could you survive in the vegas tunnels for a month by yourself?
2. What three items would you take on a desert island?
3. Do you know what happened to Mr Bump (old BBV poster who randomly disappeared forever after being made a mod)
4. Are their aliens living amongst us?
5. Porridge, cereal or eggs for breakfast?
6. Are you good at swimming? Have you ever dived off a ten metre platform?
7. Have you ever done any charity or volunteer work?
8. Who is your favourite twitch streamer?
9. Will the world end soon?
10. Do you have a passion for hiking? What are some of your favourite hikes?
11. Do you watch reality tv?
12. What sort of vacuum cleaner do you use? Does it do a good job?
13. Have you ever been in a life or death situation?
14. Do you like going to the beach in summer? What is your favourite beach?
15.Do you go to the Gym, lift or drink protein shakes?
16. Are you tidy organised person or messy and disorganised?
17. Have you ever been legit broke?
18. How tall are you? Do you consider yourself good looking?
19. Whats one piece of dating advice you would give to the single BBVers?
20. Do you have a passion for a unique hobby, such as aviation, fishing or sailing?
21. Do you read books? Name two of your favourite books? Do you have any desire to be a writer?

1. Like just living in them without coming above for food/water? Probably not without being to able to leave them...If I could leave them it'd be a successful mission I'd say. I'd probably have a lot of diseases and the herpaids at the end though

2. Airplane, GPS, "Wilson" from Castaway.

3. Mr Bump was an entertaining poster however I do not know why he decided to be honored so highly then abscond with his freedom. I hope he is still walking among us today, bumping old threads.

4. "their" being Mexico/South America? Yes, their aliens are amongst us

5. All three honestly. A normal breakfast is four sausage patties or links, a bowl of cream of wheat and a banana or other fruit.

6. I am a decent swimmer and since I quit smoking I am even better. Highest I've dived from is ~2 meters though, sorry to disappoint.

7. Yes, I've sorted donations for Africa, done Highway cleanup for two years in the ghetto and for a few years worked with juvenile offenders to scrub their records of their misdeeds. I plan on continuing volunteer efforts in the medical community once I finish school and am licensed.

8. Jason Sommerville funny little midget.

9. Russia + Trump + China + nukes = yes?

10. Eh, I've hiked in Yellowstone and Arizona. I don't have hiking boots though so I can't be too avid, however it is an enjoyable experience. Camelback mountain in AZ is easy as pie but fun, few caves were decent too. Not spelunking, that's too intense for me, but definitely a hike.

11. I don't watch TV, really only because I don't seem to have the time for it.

12. My deceased grandfather's blue/white vacuum from the 70's. It's ****ing AMAZING. Two piece with a tube. Would recommend.

13. Personally: Several people have pulled guns on me, and I've OD'd accidentally. Not me: Had to keep a few people from aspirating on vomit/continue breathing during drug overdoses so those are definitely life-or-death situations.

14. Beach is nice. Mission beach, California.

15. When I'm not sick/recovering from illness I work out 4-5 times a week. Weight-training only. Protein shakes yes, in conjunction with 3500-4000k Calories a day.

16. Happy medium. I keep things organized in a disorderly way. Like with like.

17. I have been down to zero dollars before, but that was when I was bottomed out with my dumbest criminal offenses/getting fired simultaneously. Never since then.

18. 6'1" on a good day, but I slouch. I've been told that women appreciate my physicality. And Sammy does too.

19. The long-con works the best. Just put in the time when you find people you like, if they're interested you'll know.

20. Target shooting. Model 41 Smith and Wesson .22LR, 25 yards, single handed. It's fun.

21. The Black Company by Glen Cook, namely the first few books, were something that I picked up when living in a state-funded sober house. Other than that I really enjoyed 1984, The Things They Carried, and some random crap about the Bolsheviks/Lenin/Stalin but can't remember titles at the moment.

God dam it. Answer the questions under each question.

So hard to read!

Can you phrase that as a question?

if you wanna edit this and format it the way you want to I'm all for it...

1. do you push off because youre depressed, or get depressed bc you push off?
2. hazeldon or hcyf?
3. alcs or narcs?
4. how cold is it rn in MN? Its 87 here in miami
5. when will the tbh/af collab happen?
6. fav 5 states in the greatest countyr on eart (dont get cute here, we talkin murica)
7. poker aspirations?
8. life aspirations, besides being more like me
9. if you could have one superpower, what would ut be and why?
10. 3 words to describe youreslf?
11. mony hall question no research. Ask if you need more detail but do you switch and why?
12. I am running out of questions
13. **** spellcheck, amiright?
14. kristy or RJ?
15. are women in bbv real?
16. is this real life
17. fave youtuve video rn
18. fave 3 artists

1. f/m/k - KF, Fid, Morph

that is all for now

tits or ass (there is a right answer obvs)

Have you ever banged a girl that was in porn? I highly recommend.

With smart phones haven't most girls been in internet uploaded porn now?

If they are christian, definitely. lol

how often do you pay for sex?

For fiddle's reading pleasure

f=fid
m=Morph
k=KF

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