A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide, thabighurt35, says "On any day except Monday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer."

The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down: Why not on Monday? and the voice from in the well shouts back: Because **** monday.

Brag: 5k posts in less than a year and didn't get banned
Beat: Average viewership of BBV has declined by 10 people/hour since I joined
Variance: Threadsavers!

I believe that the original idea for this "well" aka ****show AMA came from Mr. Colin_Piddle, or his benevolence, Mr. fidstar-poker. You can both have credit.


NSFW:

Strangest place you have ever had sex?
What countries have you travelled to overseas?
What sort of music do you like?
What is your true opinion of Denmark?
Whats the biggest amount of money you have ever wagered and did you win?
What is your favourite sport and why?
How did you get into poker and what games do you play?
What is your favourite animal and why?
What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
If you had a choice of being locked in a room and had to either listen to Nickleback on a radio or read a book full of MTT's threads on BBV which would you choose?
What is something unique you have done in your life that no one on BBV knows about it?
Did you enjoy high school? Were you one of the cool kids or a nerd?
Are you good at cooking? What is the your favourite meal to cook?
Where would you take your dream girl on a date?

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Do you take pride in the smell of your farts?

Fluffy porn. Yes or no?

A while back I skimmed Hellmuth's Play Poker Like the Pros, and I feel--as Phil promised--that the book equipped me to play mixed cash games at the highest level.

I expect to be piloting my own hot dog boat around Lake Mead this time next year, but it's possible that I might need some supplemental material to keep sharp.

Can you recommend any books, videos or other sources on mixed cash games?

Why no bbw threadsavers

In after the Waffle

1. Definitely in a church when I was 16
2. Iceland, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Dominican Republic and Mexico (last two aren't exactly overseas)
3. The three most recent purchases: Rolling Stones' Sticky Fingers, Tupac's 2pacalypse now, Depeche Mode's Violator
4. I ****ing love Denmark. Copenhagen is expensive but a very fun city.
5. $50 on 20 this past vegas trip, bounced right out. $500 on blackjack, push. $940 With AAJT in Omaha, flop AK9 turn 5 river K, lose to quads
6. Women's beach volleyball. I think we can figure out why
7. My ex played Zynga poker back in 2010, I was like why and what the **** is this? Got into some bar tournaments, got a feel for the game and moved up through the peanuts to the small 10/20 and occasional 20/40 limit Omaha O8 and mixed games
8. I ****ing love Bernese mountain dogs. Such floofs, so nice.
9. Taking a Bentley at 150 on these ****ty northern freeways, blowing heroin in a random dealer's house in some St. Louis ghetto, a night of wanton property destruction across the metro for retribution (can't give details). Depends on your definition of "craziest."
10. Can I get locked in a room with Craggoo instead? Ugh give me the radio I guess but I'm not happy about it
11. I can play the Indiana Jones theme song on the Piano. **** with me.
12. High school was awful. Started out nerd and went from straight As to selling drugs and passing with like a 1.7 GPA loooool
13. I cook a mean pasta. I could make a decent taco dinner too. Basically I can brown meat in a pan, nbd.
14. Dream Girl: Natalie Portman, preferably to the musical American Psycho followed up with cunnilingus.

Mr. Colin_Piddle those were excellent.


Everyone likes the smell of their own brand. Mine is exquisite.

Do you mean furry? If you mean furry, no. If you mean Mr. Sheep's adorable plushy, yes.

Does the hot dog boat have room for two?

I can't remember where I got my info on Stud-8, lemme try and find that.

Read the O8 forum, find Buzz's material: He's got some of the most well-thought out info out there. RIP Buzz.

The limit hold'em forums have a plethora of information as well, I like those a lot.

I had a couple in the line-up honestly, but took them out because of the **** I took LAST time I tried to post threadsavers

Yes, furry. Need to sort out my porn fetishes.

He didn't post them because they were fat.

Fav...

1) TV show - all time
2) TV show - currently
3) Movie - all time
4) Movie - recent
5) Porn Star
6) Sex position
7) Casino
8) BBV poster (other than me of course)
9) thread on BBV (other than mine of course)
10) Country in the world (other than USA#1)

Most embarrassing moment?
Do you think you are better looking than Sammy?
Ever had sex with two women within 24 hours?
Ever touched another man's penis?

Fiddle:
1. Nash Bridges (childhood nostalgia)
2. John Oliver
3. Heat
4. American Psycho (last ~8 years)
5. Nessa Devil, Shauna Lenee, Catalina Cruz
6. Any where I'm not on bottom
7. USA: Tie between Talking Stick and Bellagio. Foreign: Cosmopol in Stockholm was pretty tiny but cozy and had everything I wanted.
8. I would say it's a tie between all of my lc/nc friends to be completely honest, no asskissing here!
9. The gildwulf vs HIV saga makes me lol really hard, but contemporary = LC/NC threads
10. Sweden gave me mega-boners

Most embarrassing moment: Every single time a person waves to someone behind me in public I instinctively wave back. It's absolutely awful.

Do you think you're better looking than Sammy: We are all just Sammy gimmicks, fiddle!

Ever had sex with two women within 24 hours: Three in less than 12 hours, multiple occasions of 2 women within 4 hours.

Ever touched another man's penis: Is this your way of getting me to admit on BBV that we're involved?

Solid dodge of the last question indicating your answer.

But was it on purpose?

1. how old were you when you lost your virginity
2. how often do you aaaaaaaa
3. do you partake in any extra carriculars besides the aaaaaa
4. irl gf?
5. how often do you fap
6. have you ever fapped at work
7. have you ever fapped in public
8. leaving blank for additional questions

Can everyone just stop talking about Sheep's plushy friends in a non-wholesome way?

I like it how I can just wipe my cock on your fleece afterwards. No need to get a towel.

Don't listen to Mr. fidstar-poker, Sheep. I meant it in the kindest, least gross way. The plushy friends are my friends too!

1. I got headz at 13, smashed out at 15, both girls were older
2. I haven't aaaaaa since December 22nd, 2010
3. My last aaaaaa was 6 MGDs, 9 shots of Cuervo silver, two highballs of Wild Turkey 101, a bottle of champagne and two points of heroin
4. Three year relationship terminated after Pharm.D acceptance due to her ****ty attitude. No matter though.
5. Highest frequency: 11/week, lowest frequency 4/week
6. Obviously, who hasn't?
7. Nope, unless into SammysGF's mouth counts as fapping
8. Slang the Q's, tbh

I sack-tap those who deserve it on the reg, fiddles mcgee.

1. where are you from originally?
2. did hazelton bring you to the twin cities?
3. why do you wanna be a drug dealer?
4. approx hourly at canterburry
5. how white are you?
6. how bad is your burgers?
7. do you go to meetings?

1) Worst decision you have made?
2) How have you not been to Canada?
3) Why did you vote for Trump?
4) What law/regulation would you change? Only get to change one.
5) If I dropped you in a random city, how long before you could find some drugs?
6) How many US states have you been to and what are your top 5?
7) Rank top meats (chicken, beef etc)
8) Why did you come to 2+2
9) Weirdest fetish?
10) Favorite actor?

1. born and raised in Foldsville
2. Hazelden trips, both of them, were just exceptionally convenient due to already living in the area
3. Pharmacy is interesting. The academic portion is excellent and the career prospects are almost incomparable. If I wanna make ~100k I can go clinical, if I wanna make ~120 I go community, if I do both and moonlight ~200, go corporate and make God only knows.
4. 2-100 at Canterbury +20/hr, 6/12 O8 lifetime -7.5/hr, 10/20 O8 and mixed probably just under 1BB/hr
5. Mostly Swedish/Finnish/German, traceable to 1200's, so we reeeeeal white
6. bruh my burgers is the danks. You ever made an italian sausage/angus burger(doctor actually reversed the diagnosis)? Didn't think so.
7. weekly for 7 years

1. Cocaine hands down
2. I have, but I was a mere 8 years old. Since then I have acquired a DWI, but I think once it's a decade old it isn't as much of an issue?
3. I voted for Sammy, thanks obama
4. Corporate tax loopholes, hands down. Let's just say it would be blanket regulation.
5. Where's the CVS? JK, utilizing racial profiling and my charming personality I could probably land'em in 20 minutes
6. 19 states, Top 5 in order: Minnesota, Arizona, Nevada, California, New Mexico. **** Iowa, it's #50 for sure
7. Beef, chicken, pork, buffalo, venison
8. I think my first visit to 2+2 was for a stats-related question probably 2012 that went way above my head. Started reading BBV occasionally in 2013, really got into it in 2014. Honestly the lc/nc thread is probably the main reason I joined, in addition to Morph/fiddles' avatars.
9. Weirdest fetish? Women in sports bras. Don't ask me why, I don't know.
10. At this point probably Daniel Craig. Layercake, GWTDT are pretty solid imo, then Bond ices the cake (Casino Royale/QOS more than the other two).

sports bra? so tame.