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08-27-2008 , 12:29 AM
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08-27-2008 , 12:39 AM
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Yeah thats right, I use my mom's computer to play for food and shelter at the microstakes (bankroll my last 70 dollars). Thats how far I have sunk, but I wont give up.

Altough I hate the game, I dont want a job and I want to teach you people a lesson.

Ive reluctantly decided to start using cheating programs too. If you cant beat them, join them I guess.

I never knew these programs are so important. My Texas Calculatem tells me when to fold, call or raise. Its almost like a money-making bot, although it doesnt click the action buttons for me.

I dont even need to look at the table/my cards anymore. Try beating me now, ******ed genius midget wizards. What other programs did you use to cheat me, I will buy them all when I have money.

Soon I will try 2 or 3 tables (could be possible with Calculatem, less (or no) thinking required).

I will see you soon at the high stakes tables when I have my money back, only this time I will have (cheating) ammo.

BTW What happends if everyone hears about Calculatem and starts using its perfect advices? Noone will make profit, everyone will break-even?
[ ] cheating programs
[ ] useful programs
[ ] OP has figured out the secret to crushing internet pokerz
[?] HU4ROLLZ plz?
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08-27-2008 , 12:40 AM
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I lost 20k last 2 months, my wife devorced me (still love her but i fked up), I couldnt eat for 2 days because I had no money, now I live at my mom's house and she wants me out.

And you make this thread into a playground for 'funny' jokes. Good job guys. I hope you are proud.

Hooray for poker.

Nice community, lots of compassion.
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08-27-2008 , 12:48 AM
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omfg please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling please don't be leveling
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08-27-2008 , 12:58 AM
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Yeah thats right, I use my mom's computer to play for food and shelter at the microstakes (bankroll my last 70 dollars). Thats how far I have sunk, but I wont give up.

Altough I hate the game, I dont want a job and I want to teach you people a lesson.

Ive reluctantly decided to start using cheating programs too. If you cant beat them, join them I guess.

I never knew these programs are so important. My Texas Calculatem tells me when to fold, call or raise. Its almost like a money-making bot, although it doesnt click the action buttons for me.

I dont even need to look at the table/my cards anymore. Try beating me now, ******ed genius midget wizards. What other programs did you use to cheat me, I will buy them all when I have money.

Soon I will try 2 or 3 tables (could be possible with Calculatem, less (or no) thinking required).

I will see you soon at the high stakes tables when I have my money back, only this time I will have (cheating) ammo.

BTW What happends if everyone hears about Calculatem and starts using its perfect advices? Noone will make profit, everyone will break-even?
Awww, you wrecked it.
I was totally believing you, and actually starting to feel bad for you, albeit in a superior sort of a way, because probably half this board are compulsive gamblers, but now its just an obvious level.
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08-27-2008 , 01:26 AM
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loses 20k loses his wife loses his mom? maybe not yet but looking that way? ....when is enough enough? when you lose your actual computer that you play poker on?
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08-27-2008 , 01:33 AM
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its an obvious level.
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08-27-2008 , 01:58 AM
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08-27-2008 , 03:46 AM
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Just play heads up.
Last edited by daca; 08-27-2008 at 03:47 AM. Reason: prob a level. atleast the photoshops are great :-)
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08-27-2008 , 04:20 AM
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Awww, you wrecked it.
I was totally believing you, and actually starting to feel bad for you, albeit in a superior sort of a way, because probably half this board are compulsive gamblers, but now its just an obvious level.
yeah, but people are still falling for it, bit like that facebook thread
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08-27-2008 , 04:24 AM
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I was wondering when the obvious "oh, lol, see I was leveling the whole time" post was coming.

After looking through a few of OPs threads I don't think that flies this time...
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08-27-2008 , 03:56 PM
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Try beating me now, ******ed genius midget wizards.



dang looks like they figured you out already
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08-27-2008 , 04:14 PM
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This is a pretty good level, as anyone who's played with the OP on Stars knows he's fairly bad at teh pokers so what he says seems somewhat plausible.
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08-27-2008 , 04:30 PM
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OP did say teh, wat games/stakes OP?
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08-27-2008 , 04:42 PM
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08-27-2008 , 04:58 PM
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funniest post i have ever seen on here
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08-27-2008 , 06:15 PM
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Try to sell the house of your mom, to play higher limits and make much more cash imo.
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08-27-2008 , 08:00 PM
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i have him at 15/7 over 600
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08-27-2008 , 08:00 PM
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edit: 15/7/9.5 lol
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08-27-2008 , 08:03 PM
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this is ridiculously hilarious
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08-27-2008 , 11:39 PM
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Good level, great photoshops, A+ thread iyam..
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08-28-2008 , 12:33 AM
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08-28-2008 , 12:34 AM
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Good level, great photoshops, A+ thread iyam..
love the avatar...
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08-28-2008 , 01:07 AM
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love the avatar...
this hahaha, cannot stop watching

and amazing photoshops

A+++
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08-28-2008 , 01:12 AM
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Don't mind me, just posting in epic thread..


5 stars
Last edited by thebeasters; 08-28-2008 at 01:13 AM. Reason: I WANTZ A TEXAS HOLDEM BOT
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