Ok I just made a pretty stupid drunken bet with my friend that I can eat 9 Big macs in one hour.I stand to make $150 if I win and lose $67 if I fail. He failed the 100 oreos in one hour prop bet the other day and had been trying to get me to accept various stupid food bets ever since. We were out drinking tonight and suddenly I thought it was a good idea to accept this particular challenge.

In the cold light of day ive realised that its pretty impossible for a normal person to do. Im 5"11 and 160 pounds so Im pretty sure I cant do it but Im sure as hell going to give it a good go.

Can anyone give me any advice on how im gonna finish this thing? Im allowed water, but obviously cant throw up until Ive finished the last burger.

Separate the patties/buns.

P.S. Try the 3(?) litres of milk one. Seen a beast of a man fail.

Not possible. You'll puke from the terrible quality **** McDonalds puts into the big macs long before 9 even if ur stomach could somehow magicly hold them.

Ugh, he specifically said i cant do this. As I was drunk at the time I was like whatever. In hindsight that was a bad move

are you kidding me that sounds so easy

beyond easy.

Im thinking even if they were angus beef with the queens finest burger sauce it would still be impossible. Im thinking puking is a huge probablility

definitely separate patties and buns. dip the buns in water kobayashi-style or something. drink water beforehand to enlarge your stomach.



edit: oops, no separation. ur screwed.

Can you angle shoot and get them completely plain just meat and bread?

I saw a little Japanese dude do this, so I think you can easily win the bet.

sounds easy, but really dont think it is

if anyone posting "this is so easy" wants to set up a webcam and do this, ill be happy to bet against you

20+ is worth a thread imo

9 of those small things seems too easy

ive been specifically banned from separating burgers from buns, but ill try to persuade him to let me do this.

i dont think i can get him to agree to let me have just plain meat and bread though

You can't do this.


See if you can buy-out for like $50 or whatever.


If not just give him the $67 and don't attempt it. You'll fail and it won't be fun.