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07-03-2017 , 01:25 PM

Woej10

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Had to laugh so I thought I'd post it.

Very first hand of a satellite. Only a $2 satellite so gotta expect mucho craziness but....

UTG raises 3x
UTG+1 calls
I've got QQ so I shove it.
Two callers behind me and the two UTG and UTG+1's call.

Feck!

They show AQ, AJ, AJ, A10 all unsuited. Me with QQ. Woot!
I'm dancing around the room. 85% to win all the others have 3% or so.

Flop - Club Heart Heart
Turn - Heart
River Heart

The A J takes with with only 0.82% preflop

Mehhhh but LOL.

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07-03-2017 , 02:25 PM

Griesball

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The most remarkable thing about this is that this thread is above average quality by modern BBV standards. At least it was before I posted.

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07-03-2017 , 03:06 PM

jfound

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so you lost a cheeseburger what a beat

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07-03-2017 , 03:13 PM

fidstar-poker

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There's 4 hearts on the board and you are 5 way. You need to fold the river. At least one other person has a heart.

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07-03-2017 , 04:01 PM

Woej10

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

There's 4 hearts on the board and you are 5 way. You need to fold the river. At least one other person has a heart.

Sorry, everyone all in pre-flop.

It's not a post of amazing poker skills or massive coolers. Just first time I've seen all four Aces out and I was so far ahead.

Just thought it was mildly amusing but I guess you need to have been there. Not quite so interesting to anyone casually reading an internet forum sorry.

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07-03-2017 , 04:56 PM

Whiskeyneat

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I admit this is mildly amusing

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07-03-2017 , 05:19 PM

MTT_9797

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Quick riddle: what hand is 100% preflop in Omaha ?

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07-03-2017 , 06:29 PM

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Quick riddle: what hand is 100% preflop in Omaha ?

Stop trying to derail a thread. Just because it's better than anything you have done, there's no need to be jealous.

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07-03-2017 , 06:46 PM

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Quick riddle: what hand is 100% preflop in Omaha ?

I am reporting this to Mason Malmuth for absolutely abusing your posting privileges. This is an outrage.

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07-03-2017 , 06:48 PM

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Whiskeyneat

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Quick riddle: what hand is 100% preflop in Omaha ?

Aaaaaaa

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07-03-2017 , 08:35 PM

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Discipline12

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Quick riddle: what hand is 100% preflop in Omaha ?

Your mom keeps it 100 with her mouth and two hands, and she also gets the NUTZ.
I call her Omaha mom

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07-03-2017 , 08:37 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by Discipline12

Your mom keeps it 100 with her mouth and two hands, and she also gets the NUTZ.
I call her Omaha mom

mOmaha*

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07-03-2017 , 08:48 PM

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Discipline12

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

mOmaha*

Fo Sho that sounds a lot better

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07-04-2017 , 01:13 AM

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illdonk

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An above-average BBV cheeseburger-stake hand AND a portmanteau describing MTT's mom? Five Stars.

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07-04-2017 , 02:06 AM

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Colin_Piddle

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Derailing and trolling of MTT gives this thread a passmark

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07-04-2017 , 10:40 AM

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MTT_9797

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Bruh you got 4 callers. Unless YOU hit the flush, one of your opponents is bound to hit it unless the board is a complete bricked out rainbow. Your one pair hand is as good as mush. Consider folding pre next time. Or disconnecting the modem.

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07-04-2017 , 01:16 PM

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illdonk

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You can't even do 'fold the river' right.

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07-04-2017 , 06:42 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Honestly I wish you would disconnect the medulla

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07-04-2017 , 09:06 PM

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loololollo

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fold pre

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07-05-2017 , 09:59 AM

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Kelvis

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They have 4 aces so the chance is 4 times bigger they get top pair, easy fold.

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