5 minute session leads to death, rape, racial threats (Iraqi republican guard itt)

50B.C. · 01-23-2011, 04:09 PM

I'll try to keep this thread short. Long threads dont go over well IMO.

So basically a site gave me a free $50 and I thought lets go have some fun and donk it off. Instead I tilted some douche bag by hitting my gutshot on the river. BTW, he pushed on the river and I snapped called with just a gutshot and hit.

RGOI: WHAT
snakebitten: shoulda folded pre obv
snakebitten: I lol'd though, sick heater
RGOI: i am going to kill you
RGOI: do u know what my name means
snakebitten: something to do with being broke? Reload fish
RGOI: Funny amrican huh? come to y country for tea yes?
snakebitten: sure where you at?
RGOI: my name means repblican guard of iraq
snakebitten: So they don't teach specialized soldiers how to spell in school
RGOI: i will kill you like we killed the kurds. ****** americens will all pay
snakebitten: Im Canadian btw but good job dealing with the americans in your last war
RGOI: i will rape and pillage your mother son wife sister wife
snakebitten: fyi we just have one wife over here bud.
RGOI: so in canada you have black president runnin country
snakebitten: .....
RGOI: weak and pathetic
snakebitten: Don't be so upset sunshine, just think soon enough you will win
snakebitten: at something
RGOI: you feer me you feer my people come to my country and see how long
RGOI: you breath freedom
RGOI: amaerican scum you are my next rape victim
snakebitten: terrified
RGOI: i lost one of my fingers and ears in war over here you are scared now yes?
RGOI: R YOU SCARED U ARE GOING TO DIE AMERICAN FILTH
RGOI: in iraq we have youtube we here all you rasist songs about us
snakebitten: you sir are hilarious, thanks for this.
snakebitten: and because of how funny you are
snakebitten: I am donating this $50 you just lost to the american war on terror
RGOI: YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING YET say goodnight last breath of air
RGOI: we play iraq roulette!
snakebitten: and what is that exactly
RGOI: we take pin out of grenade nd pley catch whoever blos up first loses
snakebitten: now that's a winners game right there. Very intelligent.
RGOI: your wives name Sandra yes? Tell **** she will be raped an impregnatwd with my child
snakebitten: I told you we only have one wife here...cool story though
RGOI: i cannot wait to murder your family
RGOI: GOODBYE american filth! for now!

This was probably the most interesting session of poker ever