Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan

The thing is so big that you actually need to be siting at a desk or table to use it, it can't be used on the lap.

During the WSOP last summer, Gravy had his computer set up on the dining room table, but most everyone else in the house would grind in the living room where we could watch TV. There was usually a lappy sitting in there unused and gravy would often end up on someone elses computer surfing 2+2 or something. That was no problem, except for the fact that Gravy can't go more than about 3 minutes without reaching his hands down his shorts and scratching his balls.
After about the 10th time asking him nicely to please not touch his sack while using my computer, I warned him that the next time he did it he would regret it. Sure enough, before too long Gravy is using my laptop again and reaches south before returning to the touchpad. I reached down to my own sweaty grundle, got a nice moist bit of funkiness and swiped it across his forehead. He didn't tough my laptop for the rest of the summer.

Originally Posted by suzzer99

LOL I bought one of these then realized what an unweildy monster it was. They wanted a freaking 25% restocking fee, on like $2700. **** DELL. Luckily the fan was making weird noises, so I was able to get a tech to write me a repair ticket, whereby I got to return it w/o the restocking fee. Also the bluetooth keyboard had like a 20 second lag after the computer "woke up" before it would work. And it went to sleep a lot. So annoying. You could tell the thing was a complete POS.

But again, **** Dell. Can't see it or try it out before you buy? That's ok, we'll still screw you if you try to return it.

Originally Posted by TheNoodleMan

The thing is so big that you actually need to be siting at a desk or table to use it, it can't be used on the lap.

During the WSOP last summer, Gravy had his computer set up on the dining room table, but most everyone else in the house would grind in the living room where we could watch TV. There was usually a lappy sitting in there unused and gravy would often end up on someone elses computer surfing 2+2 or something. That was no problem, except for the fact that Gravy can't go more than about 3 minutes without reaching his hands down his shorts and scratching his balls.
After about the 10th time asking him nicely to please not touch his sack while using my computer, I warned him that the next time he did it he would regret it. Sure enough, before too long Gravy is using my laptop again and reaches south before returning to the touchpad. I reached down to my own sweaty grundle, got a nice moist bit of funkiness and swiped it across his forehead. He didn't tough my laptop for the rest of the summer.

Originally Posted by Diller112

Sure, not licking his balls is reason to be banned... effing fanboys with ur mancrushes

Originally Posted by WuTank

visaw your 1k against my 334?Pm a mod about it and we do it.

Originally Posted by mise

hes running bad on purpose for more action imo

its been 4 days. everyone should relax.