Each of these hands was for my tournament life. But each one if i win i'm basically guaranteed to make the money.


Hand 1:

Major loose passive donkey limping and hitting everything on people.

I raise AQs, he 3bets me all in. I call. He shows ATo

Flop T9T ... blank ... blank



Hand 2:

I raise preflop with AKs. Donkey in MP calls. BB calls.

Flop 368 rainbow

BB checks. I check. MP massively over shoves. BB folds. I think the hand through and the guys history for a bit and call. Guy shows KJo

Turn 9, River J



Hand 3:

I raise on button with KQo. BB calls.

Flop KT7

BB checks. I shove the rest of my chips in (blinds are really high). Donkey serious had auto call checked. He shows T6o.

Turn Q. River T





... thank god i'm winning this last tournament. Oh no wait ... i just got sucked out on by 62o








.... heads up though













... still in it

...2nd place because i can't return the suck outs...


I did win a $150 ticket to the GSPO 200K Guarantee in the middle of all the suck outs. Top 5 in a field of 70 entrants. Won one last week too. So I'm 2/2 on those at least.






I'm ready for sarcastic reply's....

For grins i played a 6 man hyper turbo right after that last tournament. What do you know ... 3 SHAFTS again lol


Hand 1:

MP raises to 90 (blinds 15/30). Button calls. I shove with AKs in BB. They both call.

MP = A7o
BUTTON = A4o

Board runs out 88TT5 ... would of put me at 1500 chips out of 3000 total.



Hand 2:

I shove in SB with K4o against BB. He calls with Q4o

Board runs out T586Q




Hand 3:

Now I'm short at 300 chips (50/100 blinds) and UTG. I'm dealt A5o. I actually think about folding because for whatever reason ... SHAFTS COME IN WAVES.

I shove anyways despite my superior bro-science logic above.

Q4o boy snap calls with 88.
A40 boy snap calls with JJ.

Flop comes 3 9 A

Most people would celebrate here but remember ... SHAFTS COME IN WAVES

Turn T

........... RIVER J




SHAFTS COME IN WAVES

I never ever seen anything like this before in my life op.

IN all seriousness tho I did not read a single word

That is what you get for eating dicks from sunrise to sunset op. Better find a regular job. No money in the d.ck business

wow 3 bad run outs... get yourself together man

I know ... my life is over!

Gonna go fill up my bathtub with Jack Daniels and warm water. Then soak in it and get drunk as the alcohol works its way into my pores and bloodstream.

Who's the blonde?

OP likes shafts

One of my uglier girlfriends bro

Hand 1: I don't give a ****
Hand 2: still not giving any ****s
Hand 3: fold river

sick world we are living in