2006 I miss you soo much - Page 4 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

2006 - "Lol, who or what is an icy m? I'm ahead, I call."
2011 - "Lol, ICM is telling me to fold but it's flawed - I'm ahead, I call."

2006 - "Geez, a 60/40 for my whole stack? Gotta fold and wait for a better spot."
2011 - "50,002% equity? Fistpump snap call!"

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01-21-2011 , 09:10 AM

#77

archie1st

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,375

2006 - "Yeah, I stacked him again, it feels soo good."
2011 - "Yess, I stole his blind. Can't remember what it feels like stacking someone."

Fish quantity
2006 - "It's time to finish the session, there are only 2 fish/table, peak time is over."
2011 - "OMG, there are 2 fish on one of my tables, must take a screenshot!"

Fish quality
2006 - "What is stronger? A 5-in-a-row or a 5-color?"
2011 - He would be a mediocre reg in 2006.

Winrate
2006 - "What is ptbb? I count my winnings in buy-ins."
2011 - "What is winrate? I count my winning in FPPs."

Multitable
2006 - "It was hard at first, but now I can 4 table without timing out too much."
2011 - "Can you recommend some good TV Show? I kinda boring during 24 tabling."

Breakeven
2006 - "bonus hunter"
2011 - "rakeback pro"

Sky is falling
2006 - "Poker is getting harder and harder. 2004 I miss you soo much."
2011 - "[Link]"

Sessions
2006 - OMG, I had 2 losing sessions in a row. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
2011 - OMG, I had 2 winning sessions in a row. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK, YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."
2011 - "Lol, you are such a station... worse than Negreanu."
"No way I worse than Daniel, I just stacked him at NL2".

HSP
2006 - "Did you see HSP S01? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
2011 - "Did you see HSP S06? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."

Yeah, something never changes.

Stolen from 2+2. Quite simply true lol.

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01-21-2011 , 09:40 AM

#78

QJQJ

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 535

zzzz at daniel hating

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01-21-2011 , 09:42 AM

#79

archie1st

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,375

I have no ****ing idea what I just did there. I was trying to post it on another forum lol.

Muppet.

Sorry.

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01-21-2011 , 10:20 AM

#80

styx2000

adept

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 902

2006- "i shove with my flushdraw to rep a set and make him fold"
2011- "i shove with my set to rep a flushdraw and make him call with second pair"

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01-21-2011 , 11:55 AM

#81

Goertsy

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 304

Quote:

Originally Posted by styx2000

2006- "i shove with my flushdraw to rep a set and make him fold"
2011- "i shove with my set to rep a flushdraw and make him call with second pair"

lol, I remember back in 2006 whenever I shoved the flop with flushdraw, I was hoping for a call

Now I have to go to the theatre, will post some more when I'm back home

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01-21-2011 , 11:56 AM

#82

Goertsy

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 304

Quote:

Originally Posted by archie1st

I have no ****ing idea what I just did there. I was trying to post it on another forum lol.

Muppet.

Sorry.

lol, just give them the link

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01-21-2011 , 01:55 PM

#83

hfrog355

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 6,404

Quote:

Originally Posted by styx2000

2006- "i shove with my flushdraw to rep a set and make him fold"
2011- "i shove with my set to rep a flushdraw and make him call with second pair"

Profound, true.

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01-21-2011 , 02:15 PM

#84

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

2006: Alienate myself from family and friends to play online poker and become socially awkward and isolated.

2011: Um, nm.

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01-21-2011 , 05:14 PM

#85

Goertsy

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 304

2+2
2006 - "Wanna learn playing poker? Go to 2+2, best strategy on the internet."
2011 - "Lol at 2+2, trolls and levels all over the place."

Passion for the game
2006 - "Will you show me if I fold? ...plsplspls, what did you have there?"
2011 - "Who the fu*k cares? Don't destroy my hourly by slowing down the game."

Blackout
2006 - "PartyPoker in the US."
2011 - "Online Poker in the US."
ok, I know the law didn't pass in December, but meh...almost

Define good
2006 vs 2011 - "I'm at least 4 times better player now, but still making half as much as in 2006. Wait...

Evolution
2006 - "bout tree fiddy"
2007 - "move up where they respect your raises"
2008 - "cool story bro"
2009 - "but how much did you lose?"
2010 - "no money in ______, everyone is solid"
2011 - ???
(not sure about the sequence)

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01-21-2011 , 05:26 PM

#86

Rart Dirt

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 624

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fofogamadus

it still happens.

not like it use to sir

1010 was 4 bet shoving on the table nit

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12-06-2011 , 10:13 AM

#87

A234

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 497

2006 - Cool, Pokerstars is so user-friendly, they let me clear reload bonuses once a year - easy makes up for RB
2011 - Cool Pokerstars 10th anniverary - they pwn monopoly - making themselves presents...

Cool thread!

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12-06-2011 , 10:20 AM

#88

Tryst_

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,093

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goertsy

2+2
2006 - "Wanna learn playing poker? Go to 2+2, best strategy on the internet."
2011 - "Lol at 2+2, trolls and levels all over the place."

Passion for the game
2006 - "Will you show me if I fold? ...plsplspls, what did you have there?"
2011 - "Who the fu*k cares? Don't destroy my hourly by slowing down the game."

Blackout
2006 - "PartyPoker in the US."
2011 - "Online Poker in the US."
ok, I know the law didn't pass in December, but meh...almost

Define good
2006 vs 2011 - "I'm at least 4 times better player now, but still making half as much as in 2006. Wait...

Evolution
2006 - "bout tree fiddy"
2007 - "move up where they respect your raises"
2008 - "cool story bro"
2009 - "but how much did you lose?"
2010 - "no money in ______, everyone is solid"
2011 - ???
(not sure about the sequence)

- NMHU.

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12-06-2011 , 10:31 AM

#89

bankrollbuster11

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 44

This was some funny stuff, fairly accurate too for the most part.

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12-06-2011 , 10:59 AM

#90

jspill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,365

2006 - "J84J. Top card just paired, now I'm drawing dead with my AK high, fold."
2011 - "Board paired, weakening his value range as combinatorically he has less sets and boats. Thin call down"

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12-06-2011 , 11:08 AM

#91

Wild Bill Hickok

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 657

I swear to drunk I'm not God

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12-06-2011 , 11:14 AM

#92

Mark275

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,434

2006- I cant believe how people sit on their comps all night and win thousands of dollars!
2011- I cant believe how people sit on their comps all night and dont even pay poker!

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12-06-2011 , 11:22 AM

#93

Klever187

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,003

Excellent. You can thank cardrunners, deuces cracked etc etc for this post

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12-06-2011 , 11:31 AM

#94

jspill

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,365

2006 - "Poker sites are multi-billion dollar industries, earning millions per day in rake. Why would they jeopardize that by rigging the RNG/super-using/not segregating player funds??"

2011 -

2006 - "Bots? Lolz paranoid rigtard that can't beat the games"

2011 -

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12-06-2011 , 12:38 PM

#95

usernameslol

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,264

A-

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12-06-2011 , 12:43 PM

#96

NoMeansYes_

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,509

fu jspill, not personally but, just fu.

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12-06-2011 , 12:52 PM

#97

jspill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,365

'tis a very sad state of affairs nowadays

thanks for a few chuckles tho' OP

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12-06-2011 , 02:19 PM

#98

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Stats
2006 - "I have 10 hands on him, so I can tell he's just another fish."
2011 - "I have only 1.5k hands on him, so I can't draw any conclusions about his second barreling range in 3-betpots yet."

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12-06-2011 , 02:43 PM

#99

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

You have AA, raise pre, get called, flop is J82r, you cbet, get called. Turn is a jack and you check he bets.

2006: "He's never betting anything except for a jack, fold."
2011: "Well he is definitely floating since the board is really dry, i'm calling down no matter what"

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12-06-2011 , 03:28 PM

#100

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goertsy

HSP
2006 - "Did you see HSP S01? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
2011 - "Did you see HSP S06? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
Yeah, something never changes.

lol n1

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