2006 I miss you soo much - Page 3 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Let's pretend poker becomes almost unbeatable, can you imagine the wave of pro poker players who dropped out of school and how useless they will be to society?

All those 65 years olds flipping burgers at BK telling the youngsters 'I used to be ballin' you know'

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01-19-2011 , 07:18 AM

#52

poker edge

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,646

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Originally Posted by jumboAL

Lol would be pretty funny.

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01-19-2011 , 07:33 AM

#53

Immortal-1337

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,415

Sometimes I wish I could travel back to 2004 with my SNG-Skills from today, and play as a 15 year old Kid HS-SNGs and make 500$/h.

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01-19-2011 , 07:47 AM

#54

Folding Soup

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,617

2006: I just got 4bet, he must have Kings+.
2011: I just got 6bet... Again.

Something like that.

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01-20-2011 , 09:58 AM

#55

Goertsy

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 304

Nuts
2006 - "TPTK. Just get it all in for 150bb on any flop against any villian."
2011 - "FML, he just check/raised my cbet on Q84r. Standard calldown, now I'm bluffcatching with 44."

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01-20-2011 , 10:24 AM

#56

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,818

A+ liked the last one a lot

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01-20-2011 , 10:54 AM

#57

leconnaisseur

adept

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,092

2011: I won 5 byins at plo10 yesterday in 2 hours, my winrate since the new year is 12bb-100 hands
2006: I suck at playing sng on party poker

jumboALL wins: sooo true.

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01-20-2011 , 03:11 PM

#58

Goertsy

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 304

Agression
2006 - "Cbet is the new sh*t, I've read about it on the Harrington books. I'm gonna own tonight."
2011 - "I just caught this fu**ing nit 3 barreling me with air for the second time this week. Wtf is going on, I can't even float anymore."

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01-20-2011 , 03:21 PM

#59

Blizzuff

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,713

Board Texture
2006 - "Oh god, the board is paired, my flush draw or overpair is no good."
2011 - "Ooohh, the board is paired, nobody has anything, time to represent trips, not believe each other, and get it all in with king high or better."

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01-20-2011 , 04:31 PM

#60

MegaOuts

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 324

2006 - Wooopeee! $200 bonus thank you Party Poker
2011 - hmmm $600 bonus, take that bonus and shove it up your %^$&

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01-20-2011 , 04:37 PM

#61

SABR42

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 23,034

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Originally Posted by Goertsy

Nuts
2006 - "TPTK. Just get it all in for 150bb on any flop against any villian."
2011 - "FML, he just check/raised my cbet on Q84r. Standard calldown, now I'm bluffcatching with 44."

soooooooo true

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01-20-2011 , 04:50 PM

#62

Rart Dirt

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 624

i miss people putting in 100bb pre with JJ-TT at low limits

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01-20-2011 , 05:00 PM

#63

twoInOne

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 135

I started in 2008 and it was already way way better than 2010-2011

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01-20-2011 , 05:03 PM

#64

Fofogamadus

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 507

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Originally Posted by Rart Dirt

i miss people putting in 100bb pre with JJ-TT at low limits

it still happens.

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01-20-2011 , 05:17 PM

#65

The_Truth1

banned

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 658

hated 2006

worst year ever...

sorry, but its the truth...

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01-20-2011 , 06:02 PM

#66

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

2006 - "LOL Online players are so bad. License to print money. Too bad online games are so dull."
2011 - "LOL live players are so bad. License to print money. Too bad live games are so dull"

2006 - "Wow. That Scott Fishman kid sits at 12 tables at once. Unreal."
2011 - "Wow. Scott Fishman takes up 12 seats at once. Unreal."

2006 - "If those stupid donks would stop sucking out on me, I'd be crushing NL1000."
2011 - "If those stupid donks would stop sucking out on me, I'd be crushing NL100."

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01-20-2011 , 06:06 PM

#67

Cranberry Tea

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,241

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Originally Posted by ConZy

Many sites spoon feed the masses on how to play poker

Wait... what? What websites are those?

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01-20-2011 , 06:35 PM

#68

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,684

2006- Whats Rakeback?
2011- Well at least I'm up after rb

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01-20-2011 , 07:01 PM

#69

evalevan66

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 141

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Originally Posted by King Fish

2006 - "Wow. That Scott Fishman kid sits at 12 tables at once. Unreal."
2011 - "Wow. Scott Fishman takes up 12 seats at once. Unreal."

vnh

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01-21-2011 , 03:59 AM

#70

Goertsy

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 304

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Originally Posted by King Fish

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01-21-2011 , 06:58 AM

#71

Sromy

adept

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 805

ommmggg moaarr! NH op

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01-21-2011 , 07:55 AM

#72

canoodles

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 7,017

+10000 nice post

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01-21-2011 , 08:24 AM

#73

TeddyKGB45

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,136

2006- "I just got bet into on every single street. I am folding because that is the nuts every time"
2011- "I just got bet into on every single street. I am calling because he is probably triple range merging."

2006- "lol this guy just played one hand and left."
2011- "**** I just got grimmed"