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Old 01-17-2011, 10:03 PM   #1
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Exclamation 2006 I miss you soo much

Good vibrations
2006 - "Yeah, I stacked him again, it feels soo good."
2011 - "Yess, I stole his blind. Can't remember what it feels like stacking someone."

Fish quantity
2006 - "It's time to finish the session, there are only 2 fish/table, peak time is over."
2011 - "OMG, there are 2 fish on one of my tables, must take a screenshot!"

Fish quality
2006 - "What is stronger? A 5-in-a-row or a 5-color?"
2011 - He would be a mediocre reg in 2006.

Winrate
2006 - "What is ptbb? I count my winnings in buy-ins."
2011 - "What is winrate? I count my winning in FPPs."

Multitable
2006 - "It was hard at first, but now I can 4 table without timing out too much."
2011 - "Can you recommend some good TV Show? I kinda boring during 24 tabling."

Breakeven
2006 - "bonus hunter"
2011 - "rakeback pro"

Sky is falling
2006 - "Poker is getting harder and harder. 2004 I miss you soo much."
2011 - "[Link]"

Sessions
2006 - OMG, I had 2 losing sessions in a row. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
2011 - OMG, I had 2 winning sessions in a row. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK, YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."
2011 - "Lol, you are such a station... worse than Negreanu."
"No way I worse than Daniel, I just stacked him at NL2".


HSP
2006 - "Did you see HSP S01? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
2011 - "Did you see HSP S06? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
Yeah, something never changes.
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:08 PM   #2
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

heheheheh

good one. NH bro.
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:10 PM   #3
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

haha

nice punch line
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:11 PM   #4
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

you completely contradicted yourself :

Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."


HSP
2006 - "Did you see HSP S01? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
2011 - "Did you see HSP S06? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
Yeah, something never changes.
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:14 PM   #5
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

Brilliant op lol
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:23 PM   #6
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

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you completely contradicted yourself :

Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."


HSP
2006 - "Did you see HSP S01? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
2011 - "Did you see HSP S06? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
Yeah, something never changes.
If you saw HSP you should know what I'm referring to.
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:27 PM   #7
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

LOL better call the doc

"where we're going...we dont need roads..."
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:30 PM   #8
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

goertsy,

HSP 06 already is on internet? pokertube ? youtube ?
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Old 01-17-2011, 10:39 PM   #9
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goertsy,

HSP 06 already is on internet? pokertube ? youtube ?
Try here
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Old 01-17-2011, 11:40 PM   #10
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Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."
2011 - "Lol, you are such a station... worse than Negreanu."
"No way I worse than Daniel, I just stacked him at NL2".

Pure gold. If this were facebook I'd be liking the **** out of this.

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Old 01-17-2011, 11:54 PM   #11
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Re: 2006 I miss you soo much

All joking aside its true that its getting tougher and tougher, not only in poker but in other gambling forms as well. Reason is imo, their is a lot of information available now. Many sites spoon feed the masses on how to play poker, tracking programs & others for a few $, bots etc
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:18 AM   #12
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Reason is imo, their is a lot of information available now. Many sites spoon feed the masses on how to play poker, tracking programs & others for a few $, bots etc
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:25 AM   #13
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ZING!

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Old 01-18-2011, 12:42 AM   #14
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I dont notice a dif btw 2006 and now
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:46 AM   #15
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trolololololol
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