2006 I miss you soo much - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Good vibrations
2006 - "Yeah, I stacked him again, it feels soo good."
2011 - "Yess, I stole his blind. Can't remember what it feels like stacking someone."

Fish quantity
2006 - "It's time to finish the session, there are only 2 fish/table, peak time is over."
2011 - "OMG, there are 2 fish on one of my tables, must take a screenshot!"

Fish quality
2006 - "What is stronger? A 5-in-a-row or a 5-color?"
2011 - He would be a mediocre reg in 2006.

Winrate
2006 - "What is ptbb? I count my winnings in buy-ins."
2011 - "What is winrate? I count my winning in FPPs."

Multitable
2006 - "It was hard at first, but now I can 4 table without timing out too much."
2011 - "Can you recommend some good TV Show? I kinda boring during 24 tabling."

Breakeven
2006 - "bonus hunter"
2011 - "rakeback pro"

Sky is falling
2006 - "Poker is getting harder and harder. 2004 I miss you soo much."
2011 - "[Link]"

Sessions
2006 - OMG, I had 2 losing sessions in a row. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
2011 - OMG, I had 2 winning sessions in a row. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK, YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."
2011 - "Lol, you are such a station... worse than Negreanu."
"No way I worse than Daniel, I just stacked him at NL2".

HSP
2006 - "Did you see HSP S01? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
2011 - "Did you see HSP S06? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
Yeah, something never changes.

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01-17-2011 , 11:08 PM

urubu111

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heheheheh

good one. NH bro.

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01-17-2011 , 11:10 PM

Larry Legend

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haha

nice punch line

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01-17-2011 , 11:11 PM

yarp

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you completely contradicted yourself :

Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."

HSP
2006 - "Did you see HSP S01? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
2011 - "Did you see HSP S06? Poor Daniel Negreanu really sucked balls."
Yeah, something never changes.

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01-17-2011 , 11:14 PM

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

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Brilliant op lol

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01-17-2011 , 11:23 PM

Goertsy

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Originally Posted by yarp

If you saw HSP you should know what I'm referring to.

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01-17-2011 , 11:27 PM

Rart Dirt

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LOL better call the doc

"where we're going...we dont need roads..."

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01-17-2011 , 11:30 PM

urubu111

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goertsy,

HSP 06 already is on internet? pokertube ? youtube ?

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01-17-2011 , 11:39 PM

Goertsy

journeyman

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Originally Posted by urubu111

goertsy,

HSP 06 already is on internet? pokertube ? youtube ?

Try here

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01-18-2011 , 12:40 AM

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Ocamon

centurion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Goertsy

Daniel Negreanu
2006 - "Daniel is the best! He is so loose-agressive and he can read your soul."
2011 - "Lol, you are such a station... worse than Negreanu."
"No way I worse than Daniel, I just stacked him at NL2".

Pure gold. If this were facebook I'd be liking the **** out of this.

A+ thread

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ConZy

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All joking aside its true that its getting tougher and tougher, not only in poker but in other gambling forms as well. Reason is imo, their is a lot of information available now. Many sites spoon feed the masses on how to play poker, tracking programs & others for a few $, bots etc

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01-18-2011 , 01:18 AM

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AlligatorBloodFTW

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Originally Posted by ConZy

Reason is imo, their is a lot of information available now. Many sites spoon feed the masses on how to play poker, tracking programs & others for a few $, bots etc

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01-18-2011 , 01:25 AM

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LeedawG

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ZING!

classic

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01-18-2011 , 01:42 AM

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Bimma

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I dont notice a dif btw 2006 and now

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01-18-2011 , 01:46 AM

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Biggavelli

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trolololololol

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01-18-2011 , 01:56 AM

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monkiii

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2 winning sessions in a row must be rigged?

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01-18-2011 , 02:24 AM

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NoPointBluffing

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classic

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01-18-2011 , 02:43 AM

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ChrisCrocker

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Originally Posted by monkiii

2 winning sessions in a row must be rigged?

no, is rigged

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Kojika

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haha, very nice. 5 star thread

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01-18-2011 , 04:09 AM

#20

ZwiFT

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did you play poker in 2006 and first joined 2p2 in 2009? wtf

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01-18-2011 , 04:13 AM

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S.K

Toffees >> Jellybeans

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niceee

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01-18-2011 , 04:17 AM

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inflzzz

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balls

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01-18-2011 , 04:35 AM

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SharkTank43

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Anyone who still plays poker is a chump

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01-18-2011 , 04:55 AM

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thesupavaginese

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nice one!

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01-18-2011 , 05:21 AM

#25

Ron Poor

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Goertsy

I <3 Pot
2006 - "Omg did you see the size of the pot H@££ingol just won at 25/50."
2011 - "Omg did you see the size of the pot Urubu just flipped for at 100/200."

+1.

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