Sooo...you have painted black fingernails? How bout you post 1k words to elaborate on that a little.

excellent read, please post more

Thanks OP--that just about cured me of any pipe dreams I have of grinding. Matt's Another kid Another dream is so good, but looks like you've got lots of the both sides in a gritty way. Looking forward to hearing about it.

Did read, did enjoy

had me laughing in so many spots, especially this

The other day I was hit with a moral dilemma in a nightclub when I found a five cent piece lounging sexily in a giant puddle of urine on the bathroom floor. I tanked for ages on whether to retrieve it.

would read anything OP put on paper, so to speak

wow this made me feel so much better about myslef

I actually feel like this also

Just lost money tonight

have not been wprking for about 2 yrs

thinking of stop my stupid ***** addictions mostly gambling

and spewing sports gamlbing and online poker

and trying to get something productive done yet all I can do is leech on other bankrolls and not do ****wow this is exaactly like my life

what to do now?

he fully understands EV, and that is precisely what makes it such a ****ed story. god help you, if you're predisposed to think about a dollar discovered in a toilet when all is said and done... math and logic can't.

to people saying it belongs in degen stories: yes it does. but he made a thread instead, deal with it

voted 5* for using big words and good storytelling and i never do that. i dont hand out the 5stars lightly so wp op, wp.

BEST.STORY.EVAR.

actually it's pretty damn good story

i am lazy and never vote on threads. i voted this 5 stars and linked it in some other subforums. very entertaining op!

Good read + 1. You kept my interest the whole way through. Write a book.

I thought this was BBV sarcasm at its finest but it is in fact a nice post

+1, thought it was really funny too