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Old 03-12-2012, 02:48 AM   #361
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Re: 2 years of degeneracy (tl:dr. also pather aler)

truly one of the best threads ever

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Old 03-13-2012, 06:05 PM   #362
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OP can we be friends at fb?
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:56 AM   #363
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Epic thread, would love to meet OP and hang for a night
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:02 AM   #364
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i have a lady friend who wants to bone that hot redhead. any chances?
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Old 03-14-2012, 09:39 PM   #365
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Have you ever gone an entire night without scrawling random, barely legible **** across someone's body with a sharpie?
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:56 PM   #366
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:56 PM   #367
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'bout time for another update with pics plz.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:32 PM   #368
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Old 03-15-2012, 01:00 PM   #369
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Pimp, take some time away from your ****ed up life and away from getting ****ed up the ****ing ass and write more, k? thx
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:12 AM   #370
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This thread is truly a work of art...WOW
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Old 03-19-2012, 11:11 AM   #371
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OP can we be friends at fb?
YES. NEVER ENOUGH FRIENDS- SAM CEE profile shouldn't be too hard to locate

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i have a lady friend who wants to bone that hot redhead. any chances?
probably. she's ****ed girls before and she loves to get ****ed up and drunk

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Have you ever gone an entire night without scrawling random, barely legible **** across someone's body with a sharpie?
if people do not pass out in a bed at our parties they are fair game for pen rape.

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GRINDING. playing good, running like a 3 legged horse. just had a good win up in cairns last weekend. good action game up there but casino is ****ing retarded plus the buy in structure/rake was insanely ****ed up- 10% commission capped @ 15 2/5 blinds with 300 max buy in =[ thankfully enough bad players to make it worth it.

some of the plays of the week from cairns-

UTG limps, CO raises. UTG calls.

flop: QJ4

UTG leads flop for 25. CO calls.

turn: 7

UTG folds.
CO- "What just happened?"
dealer- "you win"


other hand

board- K33J

turn action- UTG bets 50. Mp folds. CO goes all in 500. UTG calls all in for another 75

river- 4

CO shows KJ

UTG-"What is that?"
dealer- "two pair, kings and jacks"
UTG- "UN ****ING BELIEVABLE.. what the hell.."

gets up and rage throws over AA and walks off...

dealer- "um buddy come back, you win"
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Old 03-19-2012, 12:09 PM   #372
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Damn, wish ida played in Cairns.
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Old 03-19-2012, 01:21 PM   #373
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OK, I sent friend request. Looking forward for your status updates. name is Simão Gomes
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Old 03-19-2012, 05:06 PM   #374
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Just blew my plans for the day to finish reading this! Great read, any plans on coming back through Portland?
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:59 PM   #375
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well friend requesting pimp daddy was the best decision ive made in a long time, most entertaining profile ive probably ever read.

psa to others, i was having trouble finding him until i noticed one guy studied HIV/AIDS at princeton university. FOUND HIM!
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