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10-14-2008 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jesse8888
my girlfriend probably wouldn't even talk to you.
You are right. She is a very classy lady and wouldn't talk with her mouth full
10-14-2008 , 07:02 PM
Oh Em Gee! If you're going to talk smack about your amazing powers of adultery, at least learn to post images.

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10-14-2008 , 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by private joker
Sometimes I think I'm still playing 4/8.

Commerce 40, folded to the button who opens. SB folds, I look and see AA in the BB. I 3-bet, he 4-bets, I flat.

Flop comes Kxx. I c/r, he 3-bets, I 4-bet, he calls. Turn and river blank out and I bet and he calls me down. As he's calling the river someone across the table goes "show ace king!" and another guy says "king queen!" and as the chorus of predictions comes out I roll aces. Everyone goes "ooooooh! whoooa!!! woooooowww! pocket acessss!"

Really, people?
i cant believe your hand was good after he 3b the flop either jesus
10-14-2008 , 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by FondueBar
Oh Em Gee! If you're going to talk smack about your amazing powers of adultery, at least learn to post images.

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WTF? I tried to post these but it didn't work so I deleted them and just made another bad joke about Mrs. Jesse. I have know idea about how they got here


So the whole point of all this BS is that about 10 min after I joined Jesse he was stacking his second monster pot and he told me he almost took my seat which would have of course given me his seat and since he only had a two rack b/i when I sat those could have been all my chips instead of the loss that I took
10-14-2008 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ProfessorBen
was on 53.5 as well. good thing i also had dallas season unders/to miss playoffs and arizona +7
****. YOU.
10-14-2008 , 07:38 PM
Let us gogogogo TB beat Boston tonight
10-14-2008 , 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by HammerinHank
WTF? I tried to post these but it didn't work so I deleted them and just made another bad joke about Mrs. Jesse. I have know idea about how they got here


So the whole point of all this BS is that about 10 min after I joined Jesse he was stacking his second monster pot and he told me he almost took my seat which would have of course given me his seat and since he only had a two rack b/i when I sat those could have been all my chips instead of the loss that I took
I viewed the LC thread almost immediately after you made the post initially, simply by chance. I saw your attempt to post the images, the problem being that you had put "[IMG]" after the image location instead of "[/IMG]". So, I took it upon myself to correct the problem. By the time I had posted the images, you had already edited your post to delete your reference to them. But, I figured it better to leave them up and enrich all of our lives.
10-14-2008 , 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HammerinHank
You are right. She is a very classy lady and wouldn't talk with her mouth full
And all along I thought that was your poker nickname.

Is it HammerinHank or HammerMeHank?
10-15-2008 , 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by KitCloudkicker
im not sure you quite get how SS pwnt the villain in this hand
I will admit the river check/raise is pretty good and a small piece of villain's soul now belongs to SS.
10-15-2008 , 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by FondueBar
Oh Em Gee! If you're going to talk smack about your amazing powers of adultery, at least learn to post images.

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1. Hank doesn't point out the two 500 dollar chips in his stack.

2. My brass rat is now on 2p2. Awesome.
10-15-2008 , 02:33 AM
Brag: I'm in tonight's ESPN coverage of day 5 of the WSOP.

Beat: I'm railing in the background.

Variance: I should have stood up more behind Chino, like everyone is standing up when he spikes a Q on the turn to beat KK, but I'm playing it cool and sitting down so I'm hardly in the shot at 0:59.
10-15-2008 , 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Anacardo
****. YOU.
My cold hard ca$h will console your newfound hate for me.

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Originally Posted by Sailboats
Let us gogogogo TB beat Boston tonight
crockpot.
10-15-2008 , 09:02 AM
being an "expert" in a silly loose passive 4/8 game is underrated imo
10-15-2008 , 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Sailboats
Let us gogogogo TB beat Boston tonight
Hey, the sox just lost these two on purpose so they could go to Tampa and whip them two straight in front of their pathetic fan base.

I bet you can still get playoff and WS tickets at the ticket window!!!
10-15-2008 , 12:21 PM
What with the earlier posts on Cowboys over/under etc. and recent table talk, I came up with the question: If you have no read on a new player but they talk extensively about betting football, does that mean anything in general about how they'll play?
10-15-2008 , 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by HammerinHank
Hey, the sox just lost these two on purpose so they could go to Tampa and whip them two straight in front of their pathetic fan base.

I bet you can still get playoff and WS tickets at the ticket window!!!

I wouldn't mind a Sox vs. Dodgers WS, that's not too likely though.

you gotta bet with your wallet not your heart!


Gadflier-
Isnt Dan Harrington a degen sports gambler and craps player. Yet he's a nit at the table. Sports betting has no correlation with someone's play.

Last edited by Sailboats; 10-15-2008 at 05:22 PM. Reason: going to dodger game not sure will make it to commerce
10-15-2008 , 05:17 PM
And the card protector. Don't let the dealer steel those cards.
10-15-2008 , 05:19 PM
I'll be in an obnoxious green shirt. there around 9
10-15-2008 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by gadflier
What with the earlier posts on Cowboys over/under etc. and recent table talk, I came up with the question: If you have no read on a new player but they talk extensively about betting football, does that mean anything in general about how they'll play?
they are almost always square and thus, fish. talking about betting when you know how to do is even more taboo than poker.
10-15-2008 , 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sailboats
I wouldn't mind a Sox vs. Dodgers WS, that's not too likely though.

you gotta bet with your wallet not your heart!


Gadflier-
Isnt Dan Harrington a degen sports gambler and craps player. Yet he's a nit at the table. Sports betting has no correlation with someone's play.
i bet with my excel spreadsheets.
10-15-2008 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ProfessorBen
i bet with my excel spreadsheets.
lies! you spelled other people sports blog wrong =]
10-15-2008 , 10:28 PM
This is why the Cali games are so good --

Dude limps UTG, maniac limps, 1 limper, blinds call.

Flop: K73 (5 players, 5 sb)
Dude bets, maniac raises, folded around to Dude who calls.

Turn 7 (2 players, 4.5 bb)
Dude checks, maniac bets, Dude raises, maniac 3-bets, Dude calls

River K
Dude checks, maniac bets, Dude calls.

Maniac says "chop chop?" and rolls J7. Dude says "no, you got it and mucks".

Maniac invokes IWTSTH and dealer shows 32.

Whaaa????
10-16-2008 , 12:10 AM
The stuff I see on a day to day basis makes me just lol. The last two days I've played almost 18 hours and I barely won 50 dollars an hour. I feel so....average.
10-16-2008 , 12:14 AM
Captain's Maniac live-straddles. He's nuts, and will bluff at anything. He recently bluffed me off ace high on a scary board and showed jack high (I bet the flop and turn, then he donked into me OOP on the river). It folds to me OTB and I bang it with A 6. Blinds clear out and he calls.

6 6 Q

I bet, and he makes expert slow play.

5

I bet and he raises. I 3-bet, and he calls, saying "nice hand"

River is a card.

he checks, I bet, he calls, I show my nuts, he shows....65 off?!?!?! I would have probably raised him again on the turn....let alone the number of bets he could have had on the flop. I don't know if I would have 7 bet him....

Don't worry, I still won 2 racks today.

Last edited by private joker; 10-16-2008 at 03:14 AM.
10-16-2008 , 12:16 AM
maybe you should stop playing your button OOP fish.

but yeah that's standard lagtard idiot online too


HI IM GONNA RAISE 40% OF MY HANDS FR O LOOK ACES LET'S OPEN LIMP ON THE BUTTON

      
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