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Originally Posted by MitchL
Cap'n, obv it's your roomate who knew he was gonna have a loud smelly one and didnt want new girl to smell or hear.
I dunno. I mean, she could have needed to lay a brick and didn't want to go in his bathroom and stink it up (and it's directly attached to his room, so noises could be in earshot), so she leaves and uses the "community" bathroom (mine) to avoid embarassment.
Or he was in there busy brushing his teeth, tossing used condoms, whatever, but she has to go and so she uses the other available bathroom (mine).
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As far as chopsticks go, well I can't work them. When I was in china for the olympics we went to this awesome restaraunt where apparently only hawt chicks are allowe to waitress. Anyway we ordered some noodle dish and we were all struggling and there were 4 cute waitresses in a corner laughing at us. Finally one of them came over took all our bowls and cut up the noodles for us.
I don't think a hot chick has ever cut up noodles for me. You are the man.
Another related story -- my hallway bathroom is directly connected to the dining room/dining table (they share the same wall). When we first moved in, the bathroom fan didn't work so I went to Home Depot to replace it.
Home depot guy says "you have two options in fans, the cheap, loud one, or the more expensive whisper quiet one". We bought the quiet one 'cause I'm balla like that.
A couple days later, we realized that was a mistake. When we remodeled the bathroom a few years later, the salesperson asked us again what kind of fan we wanted to put in. He starts going over dB levels, air throughput stats, extra lights, etc.
"I don't care about that stuff, I just want the LOUDEST fan you guys sell." He looks at me funny, "huh?"