For the love of God, could a Mod please step in??

so over the last few days conversation has been about banging 18yr olds, then incest, now poop with some PLO thrown in. you cant get much more low content than that especially the PLO.

Jack in the Box, Oreo Cookie Shakes>Practically anything from Wendy's>>>>>>>>>>>>All else

Just go to baskin robbins. Might take 10 more minutes total than drive through.

i'm eagerly awaiting the next poop story

1.) I wasn't taking a side, I was more just interested in the answer.

Two picks:
Jack in the Box. They have a wide variety of stuff to include the usual (and unusual) burgers and chicken sandwiches, plus breakfast bowls, and rice bowls, egg rolls, multiple types of fries, and even healthy stuff like fruit cups. Breakfast is available during any time they are open, and they don't start cooking your food until you order it. And last but not least, Diet Dr Pepper.

Carl's Jr. This is just a smidgen upscale from Mickey's and JITB, etc. Again, a really wide variety of burgers and chicken sandwiches, banana and chocolate chip shakes, fried burritos (mini chimichangas), and other unusual stuff. Their food is a little higher quality and a little more expensive.

Confirm calli is real and basically normal human being who can be trusted to manage 2 figure sums of money.

LOL I'm running at 27 for 6 max trying to get it up. What am I doing wrong?

Also Joker I never play the hand this way live because I never have a sticky on the guy's forehead saying "don't fold. bluff raised river in gigantic pot"

<---1 of those hotshots

If Boc's in the BB I basically raise ATC.

But I do agree with Boc. Hint: If I can't open QTo utg, I start thinking about leaving the game.

As soon as I stop laughing, i'm going to call Child Protective Services. I can't put my finger on what's wrong here, but something's not right.

I've met bakku and never met PJ, so I think that's the tiebreaker.

So after I graduated from college, my friend and I rented a 2br/2ba near where we worked. Since he was willing to pay more, he got the master br with its own bathroom, and I got the regular room with the hallway bath. Those were basically his bathroom and my bathroom. (Side note, my friend is a dead ringer for bakku, they even have the same name).

Well, one night he brings home this girl who is kinda cute, but she is a little on the chubby side. Like maybe 15-20 lbs. heavier than she needs to be. In other words, Sir Mix-a-lot would have approved. She stays over, and I don't really think anything about it. (BTW, I hear she teaches aerobics at 24 Hr. fitness now, so there's a happy ending to that story).

My gf is also staying over, and the next morning I wake up and I need to pee. So I get up, go out of my room and into the hallway bathroom. I pop open the lid, and there's something in the toilet. Now, I'm near-sighted and I can't really see that well without my glasses, but I can see well enough to pee in a toilet and I can make out shapes and colors. I think "wtf, whatever, I'll piss and flush, and then what's the worse that could happen." So I piss, and then I close the lid and flush (those of you who don't close before flushing, you guys are sick. you know how much crap gets blasted into the air?) and then I open it again and that thing is still there.

What? I close the lid again and flush again, and then I open it, and the thing is still there.

WTF? So I kneel down and take a look, because I can only see about a foot in front of me clearly, and I see this gigantic piece of ****! Like the biggest piece of **** I've ever seen. I'm a skinny guy, but this thing is literally the size of my forearm. Like if you cut off my hand and cut off my forearm at the elbow, this would be the size of this piece of poop. It's a foot long and about 3 inches in diameter and the worst part is IT WILL NOT FLUSH. It's lying cross-wise to the hole at the bottom of the toilet and it's too big and at the wrong angle, so it's permanently stuck in there!

So I come out of the bathroom kinda perplexed about what I'm going to do, and I see my roommate and his new friend eating breakfast at the dining table, but I don't really say anything and they both kinda ignore me. It's kinda an awkward "walk of shame" moment, because it's obvious she spent the night.

I go back into bed and ask my gf:

"Did you poop in my toilet?"
"No."

"There's this giant piece of poo in my toilet. Did you poop in my toilet?"
"NO. I already told you NO. What's wrong, why don't you just flush it down?"

"It won't flush. I already tried. Are you sure you didn't poop? Because it doesn't make sense. My roommate and his friend have their own bathroom so they wouldn't have used mine."
"NO. I DIDN'T POOP in your toilet. What do you mean it won't flush? What are you talking about?"

So I explain to her about the mini brown baseball bat someone left in my toilet and how it won't flush and she doesn't believe me, so she has to go see for herself so goes and uses the bathroom.

She comes back "wtf? that's the biggest piece of poo I've ever seen! You weren't kidding, it's the size of your arm! Who's is that? How did it come out of their ass? WTF????". Then she starts hitting me because I accused her of having that monstrosity come out of her. "How could that be my poop?"

I don't really know what to do, but pretty soon my roommate and his friend leave and I'm trying to figure out what to do. Like I can't just stick my hand in there and break it up. I don't want to take a toilet brush and try to smash it apart, that would pretty much ruin the toilet brush and then I'd have to buy a new one.

So I figure I'll just cut it up and go to get a butter knife. Wait, forget that, I'll just use chopsticks. Since I now know it's either my roommate's **** or his friend's, I get one of his chopsticks and go back to the toilet.

*Those of you not of Asian decent don't realize that chopsticks are like the swiss army knife of the east. Like you can eat with them, use them as weapons, sex toys, whatever. I'm going to invent hollow chopsticks one day that you can use as a straw, and then I'll be rich.

So I open it up, chop the thing into like 3 pieces with my chopsticks, close the lid and flush. Whallah! Magic chopsticks, no more poop.

To this day I don't know who's ass that came out of, but I suppose it's not a topic for polite conversation.

Captain R-Your'e killing me dude

since you were a computer programmer in a past life I'll explain the difference between you and i in pseudo code (with a slight exaggeration):

if BB and 3bet=false then VPIP=true
if SB or BU or CO and potopened=false then PFR=true

AHAHAHAHA.

A+

And a new location was born.

Cap'n... you funny man, you Keep them coming

That was a funny story. 5-star.

Fun hand from tonight...

UTG straddles, I 3-bet AJ OTB, he caps. I call.

He bets dark, I call dark.

I ask him "Do you want to bet the Turn dark?" He bets dark, I call dark.

I ask him "Do you want to bet the River dark?" He bets dark, I call dark.

Dealer brings the flop, turn, and river. I fast roll. He mucks.

Since we're all posting a lot of "crap" lately.

Unanswered Questions from LOST

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don't want to rain on your parade as this is certainly a cool/funny hand but the bold bits i do not get. particularly the dark river call, probably impossible to justify.

I play with this guy pretty often so I don't want to make him feel like I'm working him over. or discourage him from giving me action in the future.

Plus I've got to have a hand, and he needs to have a hand worth calling with, and sometimes when I have a raising hand he will reraise. So it's not like I burned an entire river bet.

Maybe I lost $16 25% of the time or $4 in EV.

I think showing first was another a big mistake if you want to critique.

nah the fast roll is an important psychological weapon to have in your arsenal