So last night after I finish up in the 20-40, Rodeo shows up at our local cardroom. The games are full and it looks like to be quite some time before he gets in.
To kill some time, he and I decide to grab a quick drink at the bar. One drink quickly turns into multiple Grey Goose for him and Makers Mark for me. The list not getting any shorter, Rodeo decides to introduce one of the white chip games to 100/100/100 if I would hang out for a bit.
After the requisite amount of alcohol, I agree that this is a fine idea and offer to serve as our cocktail runner and sweat his action. Rodeo promptly sits down in a full 4-8 game with 3 racks and begins the task at hand by posting the big blind (who wants to wait for the button to pass and get a free hand when you are just going to blast bets away anyhow
Four bets preflop and a muck on the flop later, the adventure begins. At first, the players do not know what to make of what is going on. This seemingly relatively reserved red chip player sits in their game and is raising every hand preflop and mucking flops like he is the chip fairy spreading joy to the world. 3 way pots become 4 & 5 way pots which become 6 & 7 way capped preflop action.
All the while, I am shuttling back and forth to the bar to make sure our ice cubes stay wet. 3 orbits later, time for Rodeo to reload for 2 more racks of high society
During one of my frequent trips to the bar, Rodeo begins yelling at me to check out the quads 3's he made. Of course this is a monster pot and has a shot a being a $300 high hand which drives the natives crazy.
A few 20-40 peeps start railing the 4-8 game which has become a lightning rod of attention at this point. By this time, 3 of the 4-8 players have busted out or quit the game and it looks like it might bust so I decide to sit to keep the fun going. Still more or less a spectator, I decide to opt for the Jesus seat and buy in for 2 racks and nit up.
3 orbits later, having only seen 2 flops and chopped a pot with the mighty 69 suited, I decide to join the fun and blind 3! Rodeo's raise. Rules being rules, Rodeo caps and we see a flop 7 ways.
I decide that this is a good time to look to see what the poker gods have granted me and I wake up with a premium 78 off suit.
The flop comes out 569 rainbow. Certainly not the worst flop for me and it is off to the races. Rodeo apparently actually wakes up with some type of hand and fires out a bet which I decide seems like a good spot to raise
Rodeo also liking his holdings decides to 3! and I put the cherry on top with my cap. I yell out, "bring the ace of clubs!" At which time, Rodeo promptly turns over the ace of clubs in his hand. Not to be swayed by his parlor tricks, I continue to scream for the ace of clubs and we see the turn 5 or 6 handed.
The turn pairs the 5. Rodeo bets, I gleefully decide to raise, somewhere over in the other side of the casino someone decides to 3!, whereby Rodeo decides to slow down and call. Seeing no real reason to stop, I put the cappuccino on and continue to scream for the ace of clubs.
The river brings the queen of something and I bet, still get called in multiple spots and table the 78o and proceed to stack chips for the remainder of the orbit.
The next hand I play is my BB where I call the SB's preflop raise blind again because he seems to be raising quite a bit
Still not having actually seen my hand at this point, The flop comes out Q82 rainbow and I check blind after Rodeo checks and it checks all the way through 6 handed. My lighting powers of deduction lead me to believe that I must have all of it if no one bets that flop. The turn is a 5h which brings a second heart and I decide to bet dark and get called in 2 spots. After getting called, I decide to look at my hand and see Q8o. Summoning my card bringing abilities I yell for a red queen.
The poker gods deciding this shall be my "one time" slap down the queen of hearts which I hysterically bet and manage to get two calls on the river.
All told, played less than an hour, had a bazillion drinks, saw four flops (lost one, chopped one, and won two) cashed out $520 after copious amounts of buying drinks and overly generous tipping.
Good clean living