bob pretty easy to play when you have the nuts, no?

Here's where lhe experts are "reared" imo

poker is easy.

Here's an exchange where some chump and I took turns ruining each others lives.

Hand 1:
Chump straddles, folded to laggy retard on the button who 3-bets. The Dude calls 98o in BB, Chump calls.

Flop KJT with a flush draw. Check, check, bet, call, call.
Turn 9. Checks through.
River offsuit 4. Check, check, bet. The Dude calls, straddle calls.

Button turbo mucks, The Dude tables 98o, BB tables T3o, for the river overcall with 3rd pair no kicker.


Hand 2:
laggy retard straddles. There's a raise, The Dude 4-bets AJo, Chump calls, one other calls, laggy retard calls, raiser calls. Five to the flop.

Flop 983 with a flush draw.The Dude bets, Chump calls, laggy retard checkraises, The Dude calls, chump calls.
Turn offsuit 9. laggy retard bets, The Dude raises, Chump folds laggy retard 3-bets, The Dude calls.

River Q, completing the flush draw. (Something like 19 BBs in pot)
laggy retard checks, The Dude checks. laggy retard turns over T7o, Chump erupts.

PBOB: I love this line. I also hate his.

When does a HU game ever go at B101?

bob those are the most standard hands ever and the mental dialogue that the retards carry on with themselves is also quite obvious:

"oh no he must has the top pear if. oh wait he checks us 3 times well we value bet. oops he cr and im too stupid to think what he can possibly peel A66r with so maybe he had the draw and missed"

i played this hand in 75 omaha at commerce a couple days ago:

guy that plays tightish limps, i raise A4QJ double sooted on button, guy that has a rapidly decreasing respect for my play (this is good) calls in the blinds

flop 765r i have two backdoor flushy draws
check to me i bet, blind c/r, guy calls 2

so game was like 5 handed i believe so he cant have A2/A3 bc he plays super predictable pf, this means he has 23/34/A4 maybe even 234, blind has 98 every time

turn J
blind bets, guy calls, i raise, blind 3bets, guy folds

river some card
i call

chop chop guy is sad that he folded 234. sadly they won all my money in this game bc it turns out that A37Q has 0% equity on a 27K flop at commerce from my enormous sample size of about 10 times this weekend. also rough jack badugis are apparently quite strong hands in omaha eight or better

PokerBob... I hope your life is a gimmic account... if not.... I know a good therapist over in Hollywood.

bob next time you do something like this can you please stand on your chair and yell THIS IS SPARTA?

btw had flop action totally wrong in that omaha hand, the limper bet into me i called and sb c/r and limper called which means limper has 34 or 234 like every time. i guess sb could have A84 so maybe i played the hand bad anyway since for it to work i need the parlay of the limper being "smart" enough to fold 234 and the sb not have me quartered but when you lose every hand for 3 days straight any hand where i outplay someone and actually get some portion of the pot is pretty incredible to me

This is very funny.

It was def an unusual deal. Must have been a Monday morning because I busted the tourney on the first hand so no rebuy's, so it was Mon or Fri and no way that happens on a Friday.

About a year ago there was also a great 100/200 h/u grudge match that went several mornings a week between two good, very agressive players. Great drama.

oh.

LA 25/50

I have played with this guy before. Hes terrible and just makes bad raises and bad calls all over the place. Anyway on to the hand...

Badplayer open 3 off the button. Folded to me in the BB. I look over at him and then take some time to peek at my cards. He then shows a K and looks over to me and says something. Well too can play it at that game. I see my hole cards and have the lovely A2o. I flip over the Ace with one hand and make the call. I am looking at the dealer and then glance back over to him; he has already flipped back his K. So i do the same.

Flop::
Q 3 4

I check. He bets. Not this time pal, I C/R. he thinks and calls.

Turn::
low brick

I fire fast into the pot. He thinks for awhile and then thinks some more. Finally he folds. As the dealer collects the cards and pushes the pot i flip it over. He looks at my hand and is a little upset. Some drunk guy next to me is like "you had a pair of twos, that was the best hand." "Oh yea maybe i did, Ace high was probably good anyway," i said. Haha then the bad player chimes in and says "no it was not ****ing good... I had Ace King! I thought u had Ace Queen!" oh well now hes tilted and proceeds to play even worse than he does before.

This hand tilts me too.