July Low-Content Thread

[DesertCat]

Originally Posted by ILikeRocks

Sorry, I was thinking of his range, which included some things that arent Badugis. For example, he never showed his "King".

[Joe Tall]

Originally Posted by Captain R

Wait, what are the rules to Badugi again? I think the last time I played this game I started with a pair of Jacks and 3-bet Joe and stood pat 3 times and won. Ez game.

I had a pair of Queens.

[Coelacanth]

Originally Posted by DesertCat

75-150 Mix, Badugi round, 8 handed. I raise QT85 UTG, super laggy high stakes reg 3 bets SB, I 4 bet, he 5 bets, I call.

Pat/pat. He bets, I raise, he 3 bets, I call.

Pat/pat. He bets, I raise, he thinks forever and calls/pats, I draw 2 to 85.

He bets, I call, he announces "king".

I hate every street (including pre). Well, I guess the river call with a J must be okay.

On the other hand, if you want a real abortion of a hand:

Slumming big PLO player deigns to play a bit of 50 mix with us, including badugi. He limps, button raises, I call with some terrible 3 card hand in the BB. 1/2/1, check/check/bet/call/call. 1/pat/1. check/bet/call, and I've made a jack, decide that his call/pat line must mean he was some even worse hand, so I raise, and he folds. Button calls and bricks the last draw and folds. PLO player starts grousing about how he can't even win with a 7. Everyone else at the table sort of stares at him, and he basically says, "what? you must have that beat if you're checkraising me after I pat after the first draw, right?" After playing with him some more I'm pretty sure he was being sincere.

[Leslieweizen]

Today I joined the thin rank of players leet enough to flop a royal...and donk.

Spoiler:

In O8, ofc.

[DeathDonkey]

Originally Posted by ILikeRocks

I could have gone completely off the deep end of nitdom here, but eight handed I think you should fold utg.

shhhhh

[that_pope]

Originally Posted by DeathDonkey

shhhhh

Her post gave away a lot less than yours just did.

[DesertCat]

Originally Posted by Coelacanth

I hate every street (including pre). Well, I guess the river call with a J must be okay.

Originally Posted by ILikeRocks

Originally Posted by DeathDonkey

shhhhh

It takes a real man to admit when he's wrong, and while I'm not a real man I will pretend to be one here.

I should not have opened this hand UTG, even in this game.

I should not have 4 bet PF, or reraised this hand at any time.

I should never have broken or folded at any time, against this particular player.

I would have admitted this openly yesterday, but I was in the middle of a -90 BB downswing in the 75 when I posted, and was not being honest with you, my fans, my wife, or myself.

It was an all time great game and I, for a time, had an all time great seat. I butchered more than just this one hand (I refuse to discuss any Stud8 hands). I turned a small win into a big loss because of ego, and greed, and was a complete dick to my wife because of my own failings.

I will be in Vegas Thursday- Sunday, if anyone wants to say hi to this despicable degenerate and horrible player, PM me.

P.S. While I clearly made a series of hugely -EV decisions in this hand, any unbiased observer would have to label it one of my most awesome hands ever (and hopefully something I never, ever do again).

[DesertCat]

Originally Posted by Leslieweizen

Today I joined the thin rank of players leet enough to flop a royal...and donk.

Spoiler:

In O8, ofc.

I once flopped a straight flush and quads on the same hand.

Spoiler:

And chopped, ofc.

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[leo doc]

Originally Posted by DesertCat

I will be in Vegas Thursday- Sunday, if anyone wants to say hi to this despicable degenerate and horrible player, PM me.

And I trust you and your lovely bride will be joining us on Friday. I'm gonna be audacious enuf to post the dinner menu 'cause PJ has opted out due to work obligations and I wanna rub it in just a lil. But you'll be in good company and I'm pretty sure I can offer up some decent wine to go along with the yellowtail and rib eyes and oysters and caviar.

Incidentally, tell Brandon that I'll expect him to keep and eye on Lil One after the house party 'cause I'm pretty sure she wants to go clubbing when we're done with dinner.

[DesertCat]

No worries, I'm riding Brandon harder than a Sandusky shower...

[leo doc]

Keep up the good work.

[WackyPoker]

Originally Posted by surfdoc

Another 100bb win I am sure.

+1

[private joker]

Originally Posted by leo doc

PJ has opted out due to work obligations

Definitely wasn't an option. If it was, I pick the leo doc party every time.

[OaklandExCourier]

Originally Posted by private joker

Definitely wasn't an option. If it was, I pick the leo doc party every time.

60 percent of the time, PJ picks Leo Doc every time.

[Brown Keeper]

Originally Posted by WackyPoker

+1

Anything interesting/extra exciting about it?
I finally had the opportunity to play Commerce after living down here for 6 months.
Definitely a different breed of players than Oceans.