July Low-Content Thread

[bakku]

fun hand that happened to cdc

cdc raises AA in the co, bn cold calls, sb calls, bb calls

flop AT9r
co bets, bn calls, sb calls, bb calls

turn 3x
co bets, bn calls, sb calls, bb calls

river 6
co bets, bn raises, sb 3bets, bb caps, co folds and gets shown 87s, 87s and 87s

[The DaveR]

Meteor hitting earth picture.

[AlanBostick]

La la la
im so sexy

[that_pope]

lol NL (bad beat warning)


Two hands with same guy on mega tilt.

First hand he straddles (2/3 so $6) and two callers and I call A8o cause I am awesome and a few more callers and he just bombs it for $100+ish and two folds and I just snap call and everyone else folds and I get shown 85o and of course he hits a 5 on the turn.

Few hands later he raises and I 3bet to like $40 with 99. He calls and flop is Q72 and he check calls $50 with like $60 back. I put him all in on the turn and lose to 65o.

[armor32]

we have 33
flop A32r
turn 4r
river 4
Is river an A$$hole card for us if villain has 42?

[mitchman]

no 33 vs 42
A25 turn K river 3

[armor32]

Originally Posted by mitchman

no 33 vs 42
A25 turn K river 3

lol, I still dont get it. It improves us and we win, right? We should lose though....

[mitchman]

Originally Posted by armor32

lol, I still dont get it. It improves us and we win, right? We should lose though....

maybe you have been losing because you cant read the board?

[armor32]

Originally Posted by mitchman

maybe you have been losing because you cant read the board?

I think you are either trolling or we don't understand each other, nm.

[OaklandExCourier]

An a$$hole card (as I understand it) should be the one card in the deck that will cost you the most bets by giving you the 2nd best hand when you were otherwise ready to turbo-muck because you were clearly way behind.

Edit: still suck at spelling.

[DesertCat]

75-150 Mix, Badugi round, 8 handed. I raise QT85 UTG, super laggy high stakes reg 3 bets SB, I 4 bet, he 5 bets, I call.

Pat/pat. He bets, I raise, he 3 bets, I call.

Pat/pat. He bets, I raise, he thinks forever and calls/pats, I draw 2 to 85.

He bets, I call, he announces "king".

[bugstud]

if you like internet drama, http://twitter.com/#!/Adzizzy start after he talks to rast and read upwards

[The DaveR]

Cliffs? Even bored out my skull at my parents I can't be bothered to read twitter.

[bugstud]

it's worth it, I can't describe it, you can go to nvg and look at the thread there instead

[Joe Tall]

Originally Posted by bugstud

it's worth it, I can't describe it, you can go to nvg and look at the thread there instead

I hate you. I loaded up his twitter page, cmd-f for 'rast' and 20 mins of my life was gone.

Quite entertaining, however.