The A**hole Card thread (LC)

[bakku]

Originally Posted by DeathDonkey

Neither of those last two qualify, jeez you guys are bad at this

yes they do. mine is an ******* card for the other guy and Chris' is an ******* card for the guy with 66

[gaming_mouse]

yeah i thought chris's was good

[private joker]

DD is having a really off week. Atypical and we all hope it turns around soon!

[3rdCheckRaise]

Originally Posted by Chris Daddy Cool

don't ask me how i got involved in this hand preflop, but i'm holding 74hh in a 5 way capped pot.

blah blah blah
i check. the pf aggressor bets. the button calls. i call. the other guys drop out

LOL at folding any2 getting 23 or 24:1.

[ImAllInNow]

This could be an illusive runner runner ******* cards hand:

I open 33 in the HJ, passive lady cold calls the button, everyone else folds.

Flop KK5r. I bet, she calls. I decide I'm gonna give up on most turn cards since she won't bet worse and can have many better hands that she wouldn't raise with but will call down.

Turn A. Seems like I have to bet this card and hope she folds 44-99 type hands so I bet, she calls. So now I really am done with the hand.

River 3. I bet, she raises, I cry-call. She has 55.

[ImAllInNow]

Originally Posted by 3rdCheckRaise

LOL at folding any2 getting 23 or 24:1.

they folded on the turn. CDC glazed over the flop action.

[ImAllInNow]

LOLtastic ******* card today.

I open JT after two limpers. SB, BB, and limpers call.

Flop: Q97. Checked to me, I bet, SB calls, BB calls, others fold.

Turn: A. Checked to me, I check.

River: 8. SB bets, BB calls, I raise, SB calls, BB calls.

SB has T6 and BB's 25 (jaw drop commencing) is way good.

Actually I just noticed that my jack high woulda held up UI. That makes it even sicker!

[ImAllInNow]

Another fun one also with JTs.

I raise JTs after 2 limps. Button calls, BB calls, limpers call.

Flop: KK9r. checked to me, I decide to check, button checks.

Turn: 7. Checked to me, I bet, button calls, one limper calls.

River: Q. Checked to me I bet, button raises, limper folds, I cry call. 99 wins.

[ILikeRocks]

Hero opens AQ otb, sb 3b, BB calls, hero calls.

Flop: Q97

Checks to hero who bets, sb folds, BB cr, Hero 3b, BB 4b, hero calls

Turn: 4 hero calls

River: T

[ImAllInNow]

Originally Posted by ILikeRocks

Hero opens AQ otb, sb 3b, BB calls, hero calls.

Flop: Q97

Checks to hero who bets, sb folds, BB cr, Hero 3b, BB 4b, hero calls

Turn: 4 hero calls

River: T

ouch. bet/raise/3bet/4bet/5bet/call or did you stop at 3? Would be pretty nice of him if he c/r'd you so you could only spend 2 bets.

[bakku]

Originally Posted by ImAllInNow

ouch. bet/raise/3bet/4bet/5bet/call or did you stop at 3? Would be pretty nice of him if he c/r'd you so you could only spend 2 bets.

4betting the river would be godawful. I would hate even having to call a 3b

[ILikeRocks]

Originally Posted by bakku

4betting the river would be godawful. I would hate even having to call a 3b

Yeah. Also, there are three combos of straight flushes on that particular board, all of which are likely holdings, and it's nearly impossible for villain to have two flush cards in his hand without having the straight flush (baring like, K8s maybe). Conversely, there are just four combos of KQx and JQx, and I dunno how often people get out of line and four bet the flop no pair-naked clubbie.

In short, this forum needs a vomiting smiley.

[gaming_mouse]

black chip poker has an excellent animated vomit smiley

[WackyPoker]

I open JdJh in SB. BB 3bets I call. Flop comes king high 1 club. I check call. Turn rag club. I check call. River Jc.

BB has Ac4c.

Joy.

[danspartan]

8/16 at oceans


I am 3rd limper 2 off button w97s co limps btn raises sb folds all call

A86r check to Co who bets. Btn call 1 player folds. I c/r and we go five handed

K puts fd on board. Checks around.

T no flush I lead btn 2! I 3! He 4! And I throw up and callhis qjo that somehow stayed in on flop.