February Low-Content Thread

[DcifrThs]

Originally Posted by boc4life

Previous girl now an ex, Barron? Good, she always interfered with your gambol. Hopefully this new chick doesn't repeat that.

yea drew. i broke up w/ her in december. she wanted to get like, married and stuff.

seriously though there were lots of reasons we weren't a match. but did she really interfere? i thought she was super goot about that and she had nothing but nice things to say about you and dave. she even brought us that bottle of sake and glasses she swiped from izakaya.

[DcifrThs]

Originally Posted by AlanBostick

Which was worse: that previous gf interfered with your gambol or with your skiing?

this isn't a question lol. **** with my skiing at your own peril.

the ex had lots of redeeming qualities (among them, 2 were size D on a 105lb frame) but we just weren't a match when push came to shove (and it did as she was ready to settle down).

as they say, your last love points you closer to your true love.

[DcifrThs]

also, i've NEVER been in anything (relationship/dating/anything) where i could be listening to my music and NOT have to change it when she enters the car.

[boc4life]

Originally Posted by DcifrThs

yea drew. i broke up w/ her in december. she wanted to get like, married and stuff.

seriously though there were lots of reasons we weren't a match. but did she really interfere? i thought she was super goot about that and she had nothing but nice things to say about you and dave. she even brought us that bottle of sake and glasses she swiped from izakaya.

I didn't really mean anything by my post. I was staring at the screen thinking of something to type as a post-mortem to the relationship so you'd reply and we could get more of the story and your thoughts about it. After about 30 seconds I got bored and typed something random that was sure to get you to respond. She was fine, you gambled all night a few times that you brought her down, and she seemed to enjoy hanging out in the poker room, which is cool. The frequency of your trips has decreased recently, which I guess is due to ski season.

Shoot me a text, btw. My phone erased like 80% of my contacts one day randomly and I bet yours was one of the casualties.

[DcifrThs]

Originally Posted by boc4life

I didn't really mean anything by my post. I was staring at the screen thinking of something to type as a post-mortem to the relationship so you'd reply and we could get more of the story and your thoughts about it. After about 30 seconds I got bored and typed something random that was sure to get you to respond. She was fine, you gambled all night a few times that you brought her down, and she seemed to enjoy hanging out in the poker room, which is cool. The frequency of your trips has decreased recently, which I guess is due to ski season.

Shoot me a text, btw. My phone erased like 80% of my contacts one day randomly and I bet yours was one of the casualties.

no doubt. im mostly an open book about this stuff.

and i got your text. glad to see my # survived. can't wait to see your sorry ass on skis :-)

[bdaddy]

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
Limit Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
SB ($62.92)
Hero ($58.40)
UTG ($46.16)
UTG+1 ($89.80)
CO ($41.24)
BTN ($30.57)

Dealt to Hero A A

UTG raises to $2, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $1.50, Hero raises to $3, UTG calls $1, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $1, UTG calls $1

FLOP ($12) Q A 2

SB checks, Hero bets $1, UTG raises to $2, SB calls $2, Hero raises to $3, UTG raises to $4, SB calls $2, Hero calls $1

TURN ($24) Q A 2 8

SB checks, Hero bets $2, UTG raises to $4, SB folds, Hero raises to $6, UTG raises to $8, Hero raises to $10, UTG raises to $12, Hero raises to $14, UTG raises to $16, Hero raises to $18, UTG raises to $20, Hero raises to $22, UTG raises to $24, Hero raises to $26, UTG raises to $28, Hero raises to $30, UTG raises to $32, Hero raises to $34, UTG calls $2

RIVER ($92) Q A 2 8 J

Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2

UTG shows 2 A
(Pre 12%, Flop 4.6%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 88%, Flop 95.4%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $95



Beat:

Spoiler:

happy meal steaks

[gaming_mouse]

online poker is dead. everyone solid.

[KenoVictoryLap]

He put you on AK, ldo.

[9.5fingershuffle]

I hate the outdoors almodt as much as I hate domesticated animals.

[AlanBostick]

Originally Posted by bdaddy

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
Limit Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
SB ($62.92)
Hero ($58.40)
UTG ($46.16)
UTG+1 ($89.80)
CO ($41.24)
BTN ($30.57)

Dealt to Hero A A

UTG raises to $2, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $1.50, Hero raises to $3, UTG calls $1, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $1, UTG calls $1

FLOP ($12) Q A 2

SB checks, Hero bets $1, UTG raises to $2, SB calls $2, Hero raises to $3, UTG raises to $4, SB calls $2, Hero calls $1

TURN ($24) Q A 2 8

SB checks, Hero bets $2, UTG raises to $4, SB folds, Hero raises to $6, UTG raises to $8, Hero raises to $10, UTG raises to $12, Hero raises to $14, UTG raises to $16, Hero raises to $18, UTG raises to $20, Hero raises to $22, UTG raises to $24, Hero raises to $26, UTG raises to $28, Hero raises to $30, UTG raises to $32, Hero raises to $34, UTG calls $2

RIVER ($92) Q A 2 8 J

Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2

UTG shows 2 A
(Pre 12%, Flop 4.6%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 88%, Flop 95.4%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $95



Beat:

Spoiler:

happy meal steaks

Nice hand, sir, very well played.

[private joker]

Something that happens:

You've been running all kinds of horrible, suffering all kinds of beats, you're stuck beyond belief, etc.

Then you flop the nut flush draw against a fish (who's up three racks) holding top set. You get there, then he berates you for ten minutes for being so lucky.

[Barry]

Originally Posted by private joker

Something that happens:

You've been running all kinds of horrible, suffering all kinds of beats, you're stuck beyond belief, etc.

Then you flop the nut flush draw against a fish (who's up three racks) holding top set. You get there, then he berates you for ten minutes for being so lucky.

I can relate to this, except I would have missed.

[sublime]

got 7 bet on the turn today holding 45o on a392dd and when he 7bet he said "i guess we have the same hand" so i called. J diamond hits on the river i c/c and he turns over the KTdd, lol's and says "slowed ya down, huh?"

[sublime]

Originally Posted by DcifrThs

this isn't a question lol. **** with my skiing at your own peril.

the ex had lots of redeeming qualities (among them, 2 were size D on a 105lb frame) but we just weren't a match when push came to shove (and it did as she was ready to settle down).

as they say, your last love points you closer to your true love.

pix pls

[gameoverjc]

Originally Posted by sublime

got 7 bet on the turn today holding 45o on a392dd and when he 7bet he said "i guess we have the same hand" so i called. J diamond hits on the river i c/c and he turns over the KTdd, lol's and says "slowed ya down, huh?"