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10-03-2010 , 08:45 PM

#26

Grease

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Originally Posted by jesse8888

All $5 chips again but fun

The real question: Where did you get that Steelers chip?

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10-04-2010 , 03:22 AM

#27

armor32

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 4,421

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Originally Posted by asmitty

the chips are 20's, not 100's...i think someone calculated the value of this stack at 40 something thousand

yeah, I noticed that. I counted according to $20 per chip value.

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10-04-2010 , 09:24 AM

#28

piggity

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Beat this, suckas.

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10-04-2010 , 09:40 AM

#29

that_pope

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Originally Posted by armor32

yeah, I noticed that. I counted according to $20 per chip value.

Ok...one stack = $400.

So you are telling us he has 500 stacks of $20 chips there?

Yes there are 20 $1k chips. Lets give you the benefit of the doubt that you counted those.

So he now needs only 450 stacks of 20 $20 chips.

You can say with a straight face you think he has $200k there?

Can you please be my banker.

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10-04-2010 , 02:22 PM

#30

DrDaBomp

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Easier to count in terms of "Racks"...Each rack of $20 chips = $2000... There are about 14 racks of 20's here + about 20 $1000 chips...14x$2000 = 28k + 20k = 48k. There's less that that overall, but this stack is surely awesome. I just wish it was in $5 chips and built into a pyramid, or massive spiral... like this (Photos courtesy of Michael Mann @ Foxwoods):

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10-04-2010 , 03:13 PM

#31

armor32

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Originally Posted by that_pope

Ok...one stack = $400.

So you are telling us he has 500 stacks of $20 chips there?

Yes there are 20 $1k chips. Lets give you the benefit of the doubt that you counted those.

So he now needs only 450 stacks of 20 $20 chips.

You can say with a straight face you think he has $200k there?

Can you please be my banker.

Lol, if I could have been a banker I probably wouldn't have been a software engineer. Or a recreational poker player, FWIW. But seriously, dude, there are 10 rows times 5 columns of stacks, plus whatever he's got on the top right corner. That's more than 500 stacks.... Do I miss anything or is this a level ?

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10-04-2010 , 03:15 PM

#32

bakku

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you're missing that 10*5=50

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10-04-2010 , 03:41 PM

#33

kalv

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Originally Posted by DrDaBomp

Easier to count in terms of "Racks"...Each rack of $20 chips = $2000... There are about 14 racks of 20's here + about 20 $1000 chips...14x$2000 = 28k + 20k = 48k. There's less that that overall, but this stack is surely awesome. I just wish it was in $5 chips and built into a pyramid, or massive spiral... like this (Photos courtesy of Michael Mann @ Foxwoods):

My god that's sexy... I am currently pleasuring my self to these photos.

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10-04-2010 , 03:42 PM

#34

that_pope

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Originally Posted by bakku

you're missing that 10*5=50

lololol

how the hell can you be off by a factor of 10. I am so amazed right now.

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10-04-2010 , 04:09 PM

#35

private joker

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This thread has become a riveting look inside the mind of armor and his embarrassing math skills.

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10-04-2010 , 04:28 PM

#36

armor32

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LOL OMG... The saddest thing is that I was damn serious all the way through, I kid you not. Another thing that worries me even more is that I had a bitter argument with my manager the other day that 80 plus 30 equals 120 (we were counting some project milestones or whatever). I need to be examined ASAP. Beer to all folks on the thread on me.

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10-04-2010 , 05:06 PM

#37

DrDaBomp

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Originally Posted by armor32

LOL OMG... The saddest thing is that I was damn serious all the way through, I kid you not. Another thing that worries me even more is that I had a bitter argument with my manager the other day that 80 plus 30 equals 120 (we were counting some project milestones or whatever). I need to be examined ASAP. Beer to all folks on the thread on me.

Yay beer! Meet me at Foxwoods this Sunday

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10-06-2010 , 12:35 PM

#38

BillyBoy5885

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Originally Posted by DrDaBomp

Yay beer! Meet me at Foxwoods this Sunday

I'll be there trying to make a castle... Maybe an 8/16 game with yellow chips would be the way to go.

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10-07-2010 , 12:20 AM

#39

jesse8888

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Whoever the guy was who was at my mixed game table who made a chip stack that held his drink at the meetup this year....you were robbed man, robbed.

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10-07-2010 , 10:31 PM

#40

BeakWetter

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Originally Posted by jesse8888

Whoever the guy was who was at my mixed game table who made a chip stack that held his drink at the meetup this year....you were robbed man, robbed.

Saw a chip stack that held an iPod once at venetian 8-16.
Floor made him take his iPod off the table... Beat IMO.

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10-10-2010 , 03:14 AM

#41

callipygian

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http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/910...6f98d6d194.jpg

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10-11-2010 , 12:56 PM

#42

jkamowitz

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Had to search the annals of my photo library for these. . .

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

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10-11-2010 , 01:07 PM

#43

DrDaBomp

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Originally Posted by jkamowitz

Had to search the annals of my photo library for these. . .

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! Were these won, or did someone buy in for an obnoxious amount???

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10-11-2010 , 11:02 PM

#44

jkamowitz

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I clearly bought in for all those. Took a picture after the first hand so to remember.

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10-12-2010 , 02:03 AM

#45

AlanBostick

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Originally Posted by jkamowitz

I clearly bought in for all those. Took a picture after the first hand so to remember.

I'm even more astonished: that you were able to get that awesome chip castle constructed before you took your first hand. I assume you sat down in the hijack and waited for the button to pass before posting to get a hand?

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10-12-2010 , 10:46 AM

#46

jkamowitz

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Originally Posted by AlanBostick

I'm even more astonished: that you were able to get that awesome chip castle constructed before you took your first hand. I assume you sat down in the hijack and waited for the button to pass before posting to get a hand?

I just enjoy paying time and making structures. I play a hand a half hour just so they don't boot me and spend the rest of my time relaying to the cage for more chips.

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10-12-2010 , 12:04 PM

#47

timmer

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the next year it was quite a bit bigger

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12-03-2010 , 02:45 AM

#48

AlanBostick

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12-03-2010 , 11:30 AM

#49

lqvolleyball

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Meh, mines not so hot

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12-03-2010 , 12:33 PM

#50

Captain R

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Originally Posted by AlanBostick

Mr. Alanhostank. Thank you for your submission. We regret to inform you that your stack porn does not meet our guidelines. Acceptable stack heights are 10, 20 and 25. 12 is a difficult stack to rack up and thus does not qualify. Please restack your porn and resubmit a photo. Thank you.

- The 2+2 Chipstack Porn Review Board

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