Inspired by our own Dickensian Lastcardcharlie:


Do your worst and best. But nothing inbetween. Hijinks for the season of giving.

Merry ****ing Christmas, Zeno.

This may help you all get into the Christmas Spirit:

national ugly Christmas sweater day

I am attempting a Christmas world record in December, for the largest number of scuba divers dressed as Saint Nick in the water simultaneously. 188 is apparently the number to beat.

Something is deeply wrong if one has come to regard the writing and sending of Christmas cards as a chore, right?

To _________ and family (i.e. because I don't give a **** what their names are)

Happy Christmas

From Lastcardcharlie

For Santa:

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Cliff notes: A Christmas promotion by John McPhee goes wrong with a dead Santa: This is true.

McPhee's obituary explained:


It was while working on a Mesa Chamber of Commerce project that he became known as "The man who killed Santa Claus." The chamber had hired a man to parachute in a Santa suit but on the appointed day he was drunk and unable to perform his duties.

McPhee hit upon the idea of releasing a store manikin in a Santa suit from an airplane, with another man to take over on the ground and greet the children. When the manikin was pushed out of the plane, the parachute failed to open, and horrified children and adults watched the supposed Santa plunge to the ground.
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Take that you whinnying, little nose-picking brats and Santa Claus believers.

Had end of term lunch at Wimpy today. South London is old school.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wimpy_(restaurant)

btw, really glad you posted that one, Zeno, I'd been wondering where they got a kid w/ that voice for the current commercial.

'Enjoy'!



It's Christmas in the rainforest also!

NSFW:

A friend of mine sent this link to me. Santa Claus Army Vs Penguins. I didn't want to wait until next year to post it. So enjoy this as an after Christmas and New Years gift:

Santas Vs Penguins

Nice not to wait.

"Sweet Christmas" has become a practical daily modern phrase for some.