SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread - Page 6

chezlaw · 07-12-2009, 02:21 PM

another one?

thylacine · 07-12-2009, 02:26 PM

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another one?

Oh yeah, tiddleywinks, I forgot that one.

chezlaw · 07-12-2009, 02:34 PM

My liver wont stand up to me watching us tonk them at much more. Rugby, cricket, not to mention football - whats the tennis like these days?

Just cos they can swim doesn't make them Olympians.

thylacine · 07-12-2009, 02:42 PM

What's that persistent high-pitched whining sound? Is it the jet engines from an Air Force flyover? No, it's a stadium full of whingeing Poms.

chezlaw · 07-12-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by thylacine

What's that persistent high-pitched whining sound? Is it the jet engines from an Air Force flyover? No, it's a stadium full of whingeing Poms.

No its a stadium full of whining about whinging poms.

When in fact the poms are too busy singing to whinge.

Hardball47 · 07-13-2009, 02:14 AM

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play like ****in idiots for 5 days, make their second rate pie-chuckers look like geniuses and they still can't bleedin win.

god save their queen

Save her from what?

**Zeno** · 07-13-2009, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by chezlaw

No its a stadium full of whining about whinging poms.

When in fact the poms are too busy singing to whinge.

Relax Chez and Chill Out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43yvS...eature=related

-Zeno

chezlaw · 07-13-2009, 03:27 AM

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Save her from what?

Dunno, good question.

The future?

chezlaw · 07-13-2009, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Relax Chez and Chill Out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43yvS...eature=related

-Zeno

very nice but its just some sophisticated friendly banter. We're not football supporters.

**Zeno** · 07-13-2009, 04:12 AM

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very nice but its just some sophisticated friendly banter. We're not football supporters.

First, you obviously aren't drinking enough.

Second, football is American. Soccer is what those wimps in Europe and elsewhere play.

Third, the Banter is enjoyable but crank it down a notch and drop the sophistication, us US rednecks can't understand a word.

-Zeno

chezlaw · 07-13-2009, 04:18 AM

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First, you obviously aren't drinking enough.

Second, football is American. Soccer is what those wimps in Europe and elsewhere play.

Third, the Banter is enjoyable but crank it down a notch and drop the sophistication, us US rednecks can't understand a word.

-Zeno

You can't call others wimps for not swimming while wearing a boat

lastcardcharlie · 07-13-2009, 06:00 AM

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Second, football is American.

And you got the nukes to prove it.

**Zeno** · 07-15-2009, 03:00 AM

Since I've had two beers and I'm enjoying a nice buzz it is time to post this:

Mediocre Limey pop song from the 1980's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIC6_nApwjc

Why America kicks more ass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHRHc...eature=channel

In case you foreign wimps still don't get it:

Highway 49: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LJxN-fH8A4

Don't turn it up too loud; it may hurt your sensitive ears.

-Zeno

**Zeno** · 07-15-2009, 03:02 AM

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And you got the nukes to prove it.

And the Balls to use them. Don't ever forget that.

-Zeno

kattrades · 07-15-2009, 03:06 AM

Two beers and buzzed? You're a lightweight, Zeno.