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01-04-2018 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard
I read several book covers today.


PairTheBoard
But you didn't read the back covers? Smart move. You save time and money that way.
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01-04-2018 , 02:38 PM
Disaronno and lemonade is a good New Year's cocktail.
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01-04-2018 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
I'm not sure it's possible for a tautology to be blasphemous.

I've never have to try hard to be blasphemous, it just comes naturally. I'm happy about it, which doesn't seem to involve luck. I'm delighted that it's even imaginable God is actually in control of it and amused to consider it's just dumb luck that I have a talent for blasphemy. So it's case of blasphemous happiness independent from both luck and control, and simply joyed with both.

Punch my hippy card.
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01-04-2018 , 04:15 PM
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01-04-2018 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Last_Nihilist
It's not even that. I enjoy my repetitive work it can be interesting at times. It's that I have no good stories to tell.
Here are some from my 60th B-day thread:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=253
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01-04-2018 , 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Is there any credo that teaches that one should strive to disassociate luck and happiness entirely?
For a gambler, happiness is not so much in winning as in the chance at another toss.


PairTheBoard
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01-05-2018 , 05:04 AM
I love coffee in the morning.
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01-05-2018 , 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
Then stop complaining.
I wasn't complaining. You however jumped to conclusions about my statement and assumed I said something I didn't say. Then proceeded to tell me to "Get out of the house more."

Last edited by Zeno; 01-05-2018 at 09:26 PM. Reason: Check the personal insults at the door
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01-05-2018 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Last_Nihilist
I love coffee in the morning.


Yes and I also love coffee in the night. And the afternoon. I imagine dreaming about coffee to be a nice dream. I love coffee 24/7. So we agree, it is always morning somewhere...SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
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01-05-2018 , 07:13 PM
I love green apples.
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01-06-2018 , 10:36 AM
I'm having a nice bowl of malarkey for breakfast, chased with a glass of fresh hooey.


PairTheBoard
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01-06-2018 , 10:56 AM
I love pancakes.
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01-06-2018 , 10:30 PM
While you will see yourself outliving other people you will never see other people outliving you.


PairTheBoard
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01-07-2018 , 05:30 PM
Fortunately, outliving can also mean - living a better life.
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01-08-2018 , 05:54 AM
I bought a NYFORS Nickel-plated white, table lamp from IKEA. It has an A+ Energy rating. What living room table defines me as a person? Because I'm looking for one.
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01-08-2018 , 06:34 AM
Fight club reference?

Get a table that looks like it has infinite capacity to take things for granted. Something ridiculously expensive and fantastically aesthetic.
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01-08-2018 , 07:10 AM
I was thinking something like this....

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/t...-art-20382084/

VÄSSAD Black/ash veneer
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01-08-2018 , 04:28 PM
Delete

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 01-08-2018 at 04:34 PM.
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01-08-2018 , 04:31 PM
I don't do social media. In the future, when you look into someone's contact lense and pull up their entire internet activity with what I can only imagine will require little effort.

Perhaps a person's bio will be categorised into labels such as ignorant, bigoted, insightful, in terms of what they have contributed to the internet or what it will have transformed into such as the global brain, possibly seemingly a conscious entity and one world ruler because that is not relevant to governance.

The police are already baffled by how I have left such a small internet footprint. This post maybe be rated number one as most dumbest, I can not be sure at this point.

All that was really just a long way of saying I decided to get off my high horse and try a dating app. I wasnt lookig for a relationship but since I have almost recovered from the worst of what this current socio economic system can throw at you, I said it may be time. I planned a date after two days of using it, and we'll see how it goes.
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01-08-2018 , 09:39 PM
I'll be doing a lot of overtime. Don't know why.
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01-08-2018 , 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by masque de Z
Great, nature and its games will have that effect on you! Make sure you take the train (haha) and enjoy the landscape slowly with lots of pictures and video.
Kandy to Ella train was the most scenic ride I've been on. Got tons of pictures and no idea how to upload here.
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I'll be doing a lot of overtime. Don't know why.
So you can afford to go to Sri Lanka for a holiday.
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01-09-2018 , 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Last_Nihilist
I'll be doing a lot of overtime. Don't know why.


Now I have to go home and **** my hot wife who kind of looks like a dude.
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01-09-2018 , 05:17 AM
I'm at work. Told the boss I'm doing a 12 hour shift.
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01-11-2018 , 02:44 AM
I often wonder
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01-11-2018 , 07:15 AM
I had a lucid dream last night.
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