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11-14-2017 , 08:23 PM
Dogs are better than most people.............
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11-14-2017 , 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
Reported.

I'll take two insults, but not three.

Can you count to three?


Just Unreal
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11-14-2017 , 09:02 PM
Bowdlerism, idiot.
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11-15-2017 , 03:40 AM
She would have remembered Pickles. She lived in London all her adult life.
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11-15-2017 , 06:06 AM
Did your aunt live in Bayswater, Masque?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Sop...hedral,_London
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11-15-2017 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
Just Unreal
Found out I didn't hit the report nuke button. Too late now.
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11-15-2017 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Did your aunt live in Bayswater, Masque?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Sop...hedral,_London
I think she lived in Kent nearby the London greater area which probably is not very far from St Sophia's Cathedral but she wasnt particularly religious or ethnic about it lol. She was the perfect example of instant assimilation to the local culture. She lived and worked there from very young age. I have to look up her address better from past communications that unfortunately i do not have here in this home (back in Greek home instead). I visited her long time ago when i was 13 or so and dont remember well to be fair. She probably commuted a lot every day.
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11-15-2017 , 09:32 PM
I'm busy infiltrating the PTO and organizing book and science fairs. Sadly, they don't serve those kind of drinks.
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11-17-2017 , 02:01 AM
I'm wound up.
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11-17-2017 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I'm wound up.
8. (transitive; usually followed by up or down) to move by cranking: please wind up the window.

Who* is doing the cranking?

*or is it Whom?
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11-17-2017 , 10:08 PM
It's not all that often that I have to look up a definition but today's column by Robert Robb who's a conservative editorialist at the Arizona Republic used psephology today. Be honest: who knew what this word meant?
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11-17-2017 , 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
8. (transitive; usually followed by up or down) to move by cranking: please wind up the window.

Who* is doing the cranking?

*or is it Whom?
Me. Or, possibly I.
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11-17-2017 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
Found out I didn't hit the report nuke button. Too late now.


endless assumptions
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11-18-2017 , 12:41 AM
Boy who is incredibly good at killing flies seeking girl who doesn't mind up cleaning up fly innards off of random surfaces.
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11-18-2017 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
It's not all that often that I have to look up a definition but today's column by Robert Robb who's a conservative editorialist at the Arizona Republic used psephology today. Be honest: who knew what this word meant?

Is judging a person based on the opinion of others a science or an art? SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
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11-18-2017 , 09:49 PM
I once asked a waitress at a diner not to inundate my salad w/ dressing and when she said 'wut?' my wife kicked my leg hard under the table.
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11-19-2017 , 12:42 AM
I should do a TR at a restaurant and ask:

Can you expedite my service?

Odds the waiter/waitress knows what expedite means?
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11-19-2017 , 12:46 AM
Of course they know. You are clearly requesting that you get extra fromunda cheese.
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11-21-2017 , 10:49 AM
I find the movie "Waiting" is surprisingly instructive about how and why to treat food service folks, for a comedy.


Look at that!

Spoiler:
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11-21-2017 , 03:10 PM
Upon Some Verses of Virgil, by Montaigne

montaigne-essays-of-montaigne-vol-8
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11-21-2017 , 10:38 PM
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11-22-2017 , 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Grad school psych department Christmas party?
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11-22-2017 , 02:28 AM
Chezlaw's 2nd law of drinking confirmed. Must give me a shot at a Nobel pissed prize.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42050438

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Different types of alcohol change and shape your mood in different ways, says a big study into drinking and emotions.
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11-22-2017 , 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
Chezlaw's 2nd law of drinking confirmed. Must give me a shot at a Nobel pissed prize.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42050438
Looks I'm feeling sexy.
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