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05-20-2017 , 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Proverbs are mostly vile, simplistic platitudes spewed out by sick and demented individuals. Reading the Bible proves it. QED.
Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil.
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05-20-2017 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I just dropped a bomb on the politics forum
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Originally Posted by Zeno
But was it a MOAB?
I stay away. Don't like the use of nukes.
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05-20-2017 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 5ive
Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil.
Bumper sticker worthy to sooth the simple minded.
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05-20-2017 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
I stay away. Don't like the use of nukes.
It was a dud.
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05-21-2017 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron W.
What do two beers do?

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05-21-2017 , 06:03 PM
The Manchester Bombing was terrorism done correctly. The Brighton bombing was inches away from greatness.

"Mrs. Thatcher will now realise that Britain cannot occupy our country and torture our prisoners and shoot our people in their own streets and get away with it. Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always. Give Ireland peace and there will be no more war."

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 05-21-2017 at 06:17 PM.
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05-22-2017 , 06:31 AM
I like to drop my shoes one at a time so there'll be another shoe to drop.


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05-22-2017 , 08:49 AM
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05-22-2017 , 09:05 AM
Kramer had the best heckler response of all time. People just lack a sense of humor. What can you do?
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05-22-2017 , 09:23 AM
Stewart Lee - this is awesome

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05-22-2017 , 11:20 AM
I was reading the Bible* last night. That's my excuse. If I need one, which I don't of course.

*Placed by THE GIDEONS was embossed in the lower right hand corner.
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05-22-2017 , 02:41 PM
The Bible is so RGT.
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05-23-2017 , 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
The Bible is so RGT.
True. But it is also a super drug. And completely legal.
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05-23-2017 , 03:06 PM
If you get a can of Pepsi and hold a mirror up to it, it reads KKK_666_Satan_is_coming.
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05-23-2017 , 03:10 PM
Had a pint in the Exmouth Arms last night, Decent boozer
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05-23-2017 , 03:33 PM
It wasn't because of some meeting of the Rights for Muslim Lesbians Collective in the room upstairs, was it?
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05-23-2017 , 04:47 PM
Back to whisky, a little.
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05-23-2017 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
It wasn't because of some meeting of the Rights for Muslim Lesbians Collective in the room upstairs, was it?
Don't be ridiculous. That's always on the first Monday of the month
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05-23-2017 , 05:07 PM
Scientific question: does 2p2 have a lower or higher proportion of alcoholics than the general population? If you take out the dregs of society (mentally ill, etc) is alcoholism in the remaining population correlated with intelligence?
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05-23-2017 , 05:08 PM
Google says there is a correlation. Interesting.
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05-23-2017 , 05:09 PM
Or maybe not. Young Swedish men show the inverse, despite what psychologytoday says. lol science. Maybe the results reverse for the old.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4368388/
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05-23-2017 , 05:16 PM
I had some great Swedish 'Scotch' recently.

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/...myra-ten-years
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05-23-2017 , 05:22 PM
Tooth, you can better than this. Sure you aren't the dreg of society?
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05-24-2017 , 10:21 AM
Hory **** I just saw Rick and Morty for the first time last night, my new fav show!

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05-24-2017 , 11:16 PM
If I had a time portal I would travel into the future so I could tell myself I told you so.


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