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05-05-2017 , 09:46 PM
For instance, I'm pretty it should be ok to kill someone because you are a bit sad that Billy Connolly has Parkinson's.
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05-05-2017 , 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Extra BTM points if you see the illegal deal on the first time through.
Spoiler:
He picks up the cut the wrong way.



PairTheBoard
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05-05-2017 , 10:03 PM
He picks up the cut the right way, but yes.
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05-05-2017 , 10:43 PM
13 BTM points to PtB
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05-05-2017 , 11:08 PM
I noticed immediately as well. I treated myself to a small scotch as a reward, please donate my points to charity

Fun clip btw.
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05-05-2017 , 11:31 PM
Your reward:



Zeno will recognize my alter-ego
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05-05-2017 , 11:40 PM
I used to have to keep some whiskey in my office for the occasional character that wanted a drink. I filled up empty bottles of Johnnie Walker Black and Jim Beam, etc, w/ the cheapest swill that I could find and nobody ever said a word.

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I'm going to toss in a scene straight outta the movies: A NYC detective came to the office w/ some questions (one of hundreds, btw, along w/ the FBI, Secret Service and DEA). So I ask him if he wants a drink, he says 1. 'I'm on duty' and 2. 'I only drink Hennessy.' I whip open my desk drawer and pull out the bottle of Hennessy - real Hennessy - and we shared a drink.

This might make it into my book tentatively titled 'Jew Pastrami.'
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05-06-2017 , 12:12 AM
Zeno saw one of my rare fights against street concrete. Legend has it that he didn't even notice the fight.
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05-06-2017 , 12:53 AM
explaining compounding to dumb people is really tiresome
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05-06-2017 , 01:06 AM
Try comdoumbing.
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05-06-2017 , 02:38 PM
I met a woman originally from the Caribbean. After meeting about seven times she invited me to her apartment in Spain that she's working here in my country to pay off.

I thought there was a non-zero chance I'd end up on 'Banged up Abroad' in a few years time as I barely knew her.

Six years of secondary school Spanish and the google translate app came in handy but communication was more difficult than I expected.

La Catedral de Sevilla (56K warn). ****ty vantage point.
https://1drv.ms/i/s!AjpLJhXW0tezlEM0a36K687jHW_R

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 05-06-2017 at 02:54 PM.
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05-06-2017 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Zeno saw one of my rare fights against street concrete. Legend has it that he didn't even notice the fight.
I was looking at the stars*. More interesting. If you had splattered blood on my shirt I would have demanded you pay for the cleaning. You didn't, which was very white of you. Almost English I would hesitate to say, broaching a delicate subject.


*Or was it a show girl?
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05-06-2017 , 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
I've just opened a bottle of absinthe. **** you and your taste tests.
biggest-absinthe-myths


USA # 1*

*A few exceptions aside, the quality and authenticity of absinthes found in the US market is very good,” Breaux says. And that means they’re made with Artemisia absinthium, AKA grande wormwood, the herb that gives the concoction its name and its flavor. “In contrast, the EU market remains heavily contaminated with offerings that amount to flavored vodka and green dye posing as absinthe, many being offered at prices well beyond their value,” he says.
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05-06-2017 , 05:26 PM
Stephen Fry faces blasphemy probe after God comments:


bbc.news/world-europe

My god, Steve looks terrible and old. And it appears he is working on his third chin. Flabby **** are so pathetic looking and passé. I almost feel embarrassed for him.
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05-06-2017 , 05:35 PM
I was introduced to Chieftain very lately. It comes served in the fancy pint glass shown in the picture, which is good conversation starter, as most people drink dutch rubbish.
http://www.thejournal.ie/franciscan-...69385-Oct2015/

"The overall winner was another pale ale, the Fish Tale Ales Beyond The Pale Ale from the US. (The US also claimed Best Stout and Porter, with the Deschutes Obsidian Stout from Oregon taking the prize.)"
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05-06-2017 , 05:35 PM
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USA # 1*
Yes, I was unimpressed by Absente 55. It's got generally poor reviews on the internet, which probably coloured my internal model of the world. Tastes just like pastis, anyhow.
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05-06-2017 , 06:20 PM
Absinthe is for people who have worms.
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05-06-2017 , 06:30 PM
Alvarez TKO/KO 5/6

300 to win 250.

Easy money.
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05-06-2017 , 06:48 PM
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Stephen Fry faces blasphemy probe after God comments:


bbc.news/world-europe

My god, Steve looks terrible and old. And it appears he is working on his third chin. Flabby **** are so pathetic looking and passé. I almost feel embarrassed for him.
WTF. I thought it must be an article from the 60s or I was reading The Onion.
Blasphemy has a relevance in law, still?
*Note to self* Revisit when sober.
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05-06-2017 , 08:16 PM
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Absinthe is for people who have worms.
Absinthe is for people with hostility in their heart.
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05-06-2017 , 11:18 PM
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Stephen Fry faces blasphemy probe after God comments:


bbc.news/world-europe
He just asked some questions about god. Maybe the answers are given in court.

Btw, must admit I enjoyed a show by Fry et al, they are sitting behind a desk in funny clothes, making witty comments. Is that concept his standard? Half the time I tried to figure out if it was James May from Top Gear.
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05-07-2017 , 12:14 AM
I just had an impure thought about Princess Diana.
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05-07-2017 , 12:42 AM
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05-07-2017 , 02:18 AM
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I just had an impure thought about Princess Diana.
Only one?
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05-07-2017 , 03:41 AM
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I just had an impure thought about Princess Diana.
Damn, that quickly became 4 here (make that 8). The possibilities are endless. It all starts with a secret closed timelike geodesic trip to the tunnel 10 seconds before the accident where you freeze time and show her the future ten seconds forward and ask her for a reset into the unknown alternative future. The adventure begins. To escape destroying the timeline to present she has to follow you to the wormhole and quantum pseudo clone her body at the same time at precisely the right way. On the way to the center of the galaxy there is plenty of time for 2 people to get acquainted. It starts with the spaceship's private royal bathtub of course...where i will proceed to explain the physics of it all, while...

Ps: While messing with the quantum pseudo replicator "Princess Diana" opened the door for molecular rearrangements or subsets like Princess Dana, Princess Dina, Princess Nadia, Princess Adina , Princess Adani and of course the super sexy specimen sub series Spec Rania, Spec Riana, Spec Rina, Spec Sina, Spec Nasia etc. None of them need to know about the others of course...Plus technically its not cheating as its equivalent to within a few permutations and omissions!
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