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07-12-2009 , 02:21 PM
another one?
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07-12-2009 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
another one?
Oh yeah, tiddleywinks, I forgot that one.
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07-12-2009 , 02:34 PM
My liver wont stand up to me watching us tonk them at much more. Rugby, cricket, not to mention football - whats the tennis like these days?

Just cos they can swim doesn't make them Olympians.
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07-12-2009 , 02:42 PM
What's that persistent high-pitched whining sound? Is it the jet engines from an Air Force flyover? No, it's a stadium full of whingeing Poms.
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07-12-2009 , 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by thylacine
What's that persistent high-pitched whining sound? Is it the jet engines from an Air Force flyover? No, it's a stadium full of whingeing Poms.
No its a stadium full of whining about whinging poms.

When in fact the poms are too busy singing to whinge.
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07-13-2009 , 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
play like ****in idiots for 5 days, make their second rate pie-chuckers look like geniuses and they still can't bleedin win.

god save their queen
Save her from what?
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07-13-2009 , 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
No its a stadium full of whining about whinging poms.

When in fact the poms are too busy singing to whinge.
Relax Chez and Chill Out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43yvS...eature=related

-Zeno
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07-13-2009 , 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Hardball47
Save her from what?
Dunno, good question.

The future?
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07-13-2009 , 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
very nice but its just some sophisticated friendly banter. We're not football supporters.
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07-13-2009 , 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
very nice but its just some sophisticated friendly banter. We're not football supporters.
First, you obviously aren't drinking enough.

Second, football is American. Soccer is what those wimps in Europe and elsewhere play.

Third, the Banter is enjoyable but crank it down a notch and drop the sophistication, us US rednecks can't understand a word.

-Zeno
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07-13-2009 , 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
First, you obviously aren't drinking enough.

Second, football is American. Soccer is what those wimps in Europe and elsewhere play.

Third, the Banter is enjoyable but crank it down a notch and drop the sophistication, us US rednecks can't understand a word.

-Zeno
You can't call others wimps for not swimming while wearing a boat
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07-13-2009 , 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Second, football is American.
And you got the nukes to prove it.
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07-15-2009 , 03:00 AM
Since I've had two beers and I'm enjoying a nice buzz it is time to post this:

Mediocre Limey pop song from the 1980's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIC6_nApwjc


Why America kicks more ass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHRHc...eature=channel


In case you foreign wimps still don't get it:

Highway 49: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LJxN-fH8A4

Don't turn it up too loud; it may hurt your sensitive ears.


-Zeno
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07-15-2009 , 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
And you got the nukes to prove it.
And the Balls to use them. Don't ever forget that.


-Zeno
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07-15-2009 , 03:06 AM
Two beers and buzzed? You're a lightweight, Zeno.
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07-15-2009 , 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by kattrades
Two beers and buzzed? You're a lightweight, Zeno.

Yes, I am. So be careful - you might find yourself perma-ban for reasons that only god would know.

-Zeno
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07-15-2009 , 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Yes, I am. So be careful - you might find yourself perma-ban for reasons that only god would know.

-Zeno
Such paradoxaments. =)
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07-15-2009 , 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Since I've had two beers and I'm enjoying a nice buzz it is time to post this:

Mediocre Limey pop song from the 1980's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIC6_nApwjc


Why America kicks more ass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHRHc...eature=channel


In case you foreign wimps still don't get it:

Highway 49: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LJxN-fH8A4

Don't turn it up too loud; it may hurt your sensitive ears.


-Zeno
Could do better, try some system and turn it up loud
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07-15-2009 , 08:58 AM
Two beers. Those were the days.
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07-15-2009 , 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
And the Balls to use them. Don't ever forget that.
Denis Leary is funny imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVoQfoU0dQ
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07-15-2009 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
No its a stadium full of whining about whinging poms.

When in fact the poms are too busy singing to whinge.
Haha, people who think countries other than America matter are cute.
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07-15-2009 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by madnak
Haha, people who think countries other than America matter are cute.
I kinda get you're drift. Had some amazing Mexican food the other day and brazillians girls are nice. But tonight is chinese or indian and they matter too.
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07-15-2009 , 03:46 PM
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I kinda get you're drift. Had some amazing Mexican food the other day and brazillians girls are nice. But tonight is chinese or indian and they matter too.
Ha, we're immune to your jokes. Gotta aim lower.
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07-15-2009 , 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by kattrades
Two beers and buzzed? You're a lightweight, Zeno.
+1
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07-15-2009 , 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by madnak
Ha, we're immune to your jokes. Gotta aim lower.
politicians can be so ridiculous that satire fails.
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