SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread - Page 399

Meanwhile back in the real world:

That, ladies and gentleman, is why you never give up: the people ahead of might be so incompetent they wipe themselves out!

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04-27-2017 , 09:40 AM

#9952

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,067

I expected the fifth one to win.

What is incompetence and what is chance?

Getting into the finals is essential though.

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04-27-2017 , 12:21 PM

#9953

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Meanwhile in the world of Beer, this is a great IPA. Just had it on draft in the Charlotte, NC airport. Obviously others concur.

hop-drop-n-roll-ipa

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04-27-2017 , 12:53 PM

#9954

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Won't make a thread of it but I just solved all the recent political brouhaha about gender and bathrooms. It takes a simple set of four:

Men.
Women.
Those that don't know.
Those that don't care.

Being SMP'ers you should be able to figure out how this would work wonders - while giving all equal access to the facility they want.

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04-27-2017 , 01:38 PM

#9955

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,067

Isn't there any safe area?

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04-27-2017 , 01:52 PM

#9956

phantom_lord

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,611

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

Typing "Irish people try" into youtube is fairly amusing.

Apparently, Irish people like our whiskeys more than there whiskeys.

Nah

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04-27-2017 , 05:16 PM

#9957

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Birthdays suck. Wish me happy birthday. I survived another year. Yippy, or something

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04-27-2017 , 05:18 PM

#9958

masque de Z

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,961

I thought the "real" world deals with what usually happens and the others failing and destroying each other for you to win is not something that usually happens. Of course if the superpowers are moronic enough to waste each other out like currently is happening the little guys here and there will pick up the pieces also known as future. The dinosaurs "know" that too well.

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04-27-2017 , 05:23 PM

#9959

masque de Z

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,961

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

Birthdays suck. Wish me happy birthday. I survived another year. Yippy, or something

Happy Birthday! May you one day remember with satisfaction you were once 100 and all the happy years before that point which have yet to come to make things more interesting.

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04-27-2017 , 05:30 PM

#9960

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

I don't want to be 100. Thanks though.

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04-27-2017 , 05:49 PM

#9961

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,886

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

Birthdays suck. Wish me happy birthday. I survived another year. Yippy, or something

I retrotrospectivrly raise all tonights drinks to your good health.

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04-27-2017 , 05:50 PM

#9962

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

Chin up, Brian. Happy Birthday.

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04-27-2017 , 05:50 PM

#9963

ToothSayer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 13,237

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

I don't want to be 100. Thanks though.

There's a non-zero chance we'll discover a way to make immortality happen before you die. In which case you might live to 10,000. It's your punishment for hating birthdays.

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04-27-2017 , 08:00 PM

#9964

yukoncpa

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,127

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Originally Posted by plaaynde

I expected the fifth one to win.

What is incompetence and what is chance?

Getting into the finals is essential though.

I read that in the finals the exact same thing happened. The guy was so far behind that he avoided the final turn pile up.

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04-28-2017 , 12:05 AM

#9965

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,067

Happy birthday Brian, and also everybody else!

We all were born a day. That makes on average 365.2 - 365.3 birthdays a year!

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04-28-2017 , 06:26 PM

#9966

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Belated Happy Birthday to Brian. I hope he had a gay Birthday, despite his negative posting propensity about the event.

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04-28-2017 , 06:27 PM

#9967

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Life is not as serious as you think.

Beer is serious.

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04-28-2017 , 07:04 PM

#9968

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

This is a very good beer that I recently had in Portland, OR; along with an Elk Burger. Yummy.

trees-of-doom-dunkel/

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04-28-2017 , 09:51 PM

#9969

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Belated Happy Birthday to Brian. I hope he had a gay Birthday, despite his negative posting propensity about the event.

Beverages flowed freely as far as I can ascertain.

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04-29-2017 , 04:33 AM

#9970

lastcardcharlie

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

The Toblerone logo has a bear in it.

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04-29-2017 , 05:43 AM

#9971

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,067

It's partly bear and partly horse.

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04-29-2017 , 09:26 PM

#9972

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

I think we all get a pass because or Billy Connolley

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05-01-2017 , 12:52 PM

#9973

PairTheBoard

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,037

I kept trying to fast forward the dream I was having last night but none of my remotes would work for that appliance.

PairTheBoard

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05-01-2017 , 05:07 PM

#9974

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,694

Dreams operate outside the IR spectrum and maybe outside the bounds of time. Negative lucid dreams shouldn't be possible though.

I ordered a shot of Midleton Very Rare lately. The most expensive on the menu. I saw it advertised and though YOLO.