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"Hook stationed himself in the house directly opposite 54 Berners Street, from where he and his friend spent the day watching the chaos unfold."

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That is pure Gold. If we at SMP had any Balls we would do the same. We could do it of course. But since nothing is hidden anymore it would be more difficult to pull off by using any new fangled way of communication and go undetected.

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02-03-2017 , 10:03 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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The world's oldest postcard was sent to Hook in 1840. Bearing a penny black stamp, Hook probably created and posted the card to himself as a practical joke on the postal service since the image is a caricature of workers in the post office... Coleridge praised him as being "as true a genius as Dante".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Hook

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02-04-2017 , 12:53 AM

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BrianTheMick2

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This is true. Doesn't mean I can't also be pro bankrupting-strategy Carrot Face. There is no contradiction here unless you explicitly have a view of my worldview which is two dimensional.

Of course my view of your worldview is two-dimensional. I'm a quite nuanced judge of character, so I don't have you as completely unidimensional.

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This after posting the wonderful hierarchy? You're up at level 3 at best, which I think has a Maslow analogue of pooping (or something).

The hierarchy is just as silly as Maslow's.

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Have you been up to the Sky Suites? The $1000 a night two bedroom city view penthouses? They're lovely - a haven away from the crazy of Vegas, wonderful views, very well appointed. The private limo service just down the bottom of the lift is a bonus too for getting anywhere quickly and hard to do without. I actually first went there after trying out the Bellagio suites, which are AWFUL (the pleb suites near the top floor, not the 6 bedroom villas they comp to billionaries, which I'm sure are lovely). We walked up and walked straight back down and asked for our money back. Just terrible - like walking through a mausoleum, and the rooms are all hard angles and trying way too hard.

If you know a better place in Vegas, let me know. The Venetian is gay (in the "you're cute but no thanks you're not touching my butt or my money" sense), the Bellagio is disappointing, and the Wynn, well, my girlfriend was banned from for kicking a guy in the balls, and it's a poor man's Bellagio anyway.

So happy to hear suggestions that beat the Aria Sky Suites for <$1000/night (I'm not made of money or anything).

I wasn't aware that your measure of quality involved something as practical as "they banned my girlfriend."

The tower suites at Wynn and Encore are an entire step above the sky suites (and some of the suites fit into your price range). Partly because the staff is more consistent and always on point, but mostly because the people you are going to encounter at the sky suites are more likely to be nouveau riche.

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02-04-2017 , 02:47 AM

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Zeno

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Superbowl Sunday will soon be upon US. The most Holy Day in the Religion of USA Football. Get ready to worship.

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02-04-2017 , 08:08 AM

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plaaynde

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Wouldn't have believed it, but have started to look a bit at socker. Fast and exact guys. Haven't quite made it to American football yet, looks a bit beefy. But who knows, will just keep surfin'!

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02-04-2017 , 08:29 AM

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ToothSayer

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The cuck:normal ratio in soccer is so high though - well above 1, possibly above 5.

I'm not fan of US football (rugby league and rugby union for the win - no padding and in the latter they're allowed to stomp on your face with their spiked boots - although they have their **** moments:

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In 2001 he began the season poorly scoring only one try in several appearances before causing international headlines after a regular season game against the North Queensland Cowboys where Hopoate had been inserting his fingers into the backsides of several players, allegedly in an attempt to unsettle and upset his opposition.

video), but at least in US football, they're men. In soccer, you not only don't get laughed at for taking a screaming crying dive when someone barely touched you, the referee often rewards such behavior. Thus it doesn't meet the threshold for being taken seriously as a sport.

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02-04-2017 , 08:46 AM

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Looks I can't even spell soccer yet

Ok, in reality it's football.

I like men behaving. The diving thing is the white lies.

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02-04-2017 , 09:12 AM

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plaaynde

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Is this sport?

Looks like group sex to me.

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02-04-2017 , 11:18 AM

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ToothSayer

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Originally Posted by plaaynde

Wouldn't have believed it, but have started to look a bit at socker. Fast and exact guys. Haven't quite made it to American football yet, looks a bit beefy. But who knows, will just keep surfin'!

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Looks I can't even spell soccer yet

Ok, in reality it's football.

I like men behaving. The diving thing is the white lies.

I need to know where you're from after reading these comments. Tahiti? Some mad scientist's tropical island where you've been working on quantum transportation for the past 15 years? The planet where females come from? I'm so confused that someone doesn't know soccer, American or English/Australian non-soccer football.

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02-04-2017 , 11:28 AM

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spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by plaaynde

Looks like group sex to me.

Winner!

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02-04-2017 , 11:31 AM

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plaaynde

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I come from a place where football is foot ball. Not hand ball.

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02-04-2017 , 11:54 AM

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ToothSayer

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Originally Posted by plaaynde

Is this sport?

Looks like group sex to me.

A scrum is one the manliest things a group of men can do together.

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02-04-2017 , 12:33 PM

#9688

plaaynde

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Suits me, as the caveman I am.

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02-04-2017 , 12:50 PM

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BrianTheMick2

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Originally Posted by ToothSayer

A scrum is one the manliest things a group of men can do together.

Does "manly" mean something different in Australia? It is men vigorously snuggling, and if you look closely, it appears as if some fisting is being attempted.

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02-04-2017 , 01:28 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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The 1970s called and wants its movie script back.

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02-04-2017 , 02:22 PM

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ToothSayer

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Originally Posted by plaaynde

Looks I can't even spell soccer yet

Ok, in reality it's football.

I like men behaving. The diving thing is the white lies.

No. The below is just absurd. I've seen toddlers act more reasonable:

If you include the corruption, it's also less real than wrestling.

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02-04-2017 , 02:23 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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Does "manly" mean something different in Australia? It is men vigorously snuggling, and if you look closely, it appears as if some fisting is being attempted.

I admit I looked away from the fisting as a personal prerogative.

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02-04-2017 , 03:00 PM

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plaaynde

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Not bad...

Doing what you have to do.

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02-04-2017 , 03:53 PM

#9694

jwd

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Originally Posted by ToothSayer

If you know a better place in Vegas, let me know. The Venetian is gay (in the "you're cute but no thanks you're not touching my butt or my money" sense), the Bellagio is disappointing, and the Wynn, well, my girlfriend was banned from for kicking a guy in the balls, and it's a poor man's Bellagio anyway.

So happy to hear suggestions that beat the Aria Sky Suites for <$1000/night (I'm not made of money or anything).

Aria has the nicest rooms in all of Vegas. I agree with you on the Venetian. I think anyone who has been to Europe would find it incredibly tacky.

The sky suites are my favorite place to stay. Thankfully, I have a friend who gets it comped. I definitely wouldn't pay out of pocket.

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02-04-2017 , 08:14 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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Beards are in fashion with the young. What's going on?

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02-04-2017 , 11:01 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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I've adopted the WH dress code for women specifically because my beard will look great in skirts.

Well It's in the imagination stage for now. My wife looked at me weird when I asked her if she met the new authoritative dress code.

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02-04-2017 , 11:01 PM

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Zeno

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A testosterone surge. Blaming Trump is too easy. I think the youngsters are reacting to the new wave of gender-bending. If you have a beard the question of one's preferred pronoun is visually ansawered. Or so it would seem.

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02-05-2017 , 10:14 AM

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aflametotheground

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there are indications that facial hair popularity swings with gender ratio. its taken as a sign of dominance and thus becomes a tool to intimidate other men when there are relatively fewer single women.

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02-05-2017 , 12:03 PM

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Eh, I think it's an instagram thing. Dan Bilzerian, a trust fund baby, probably had quite a bit to do with it:

NSFW videos in the spoiler

Spoiler:

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02-05-2017 , 12:14 PM

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Wow, that's hilarious.

We should do this to politics. I'll have to reach out to my contacts in the White Nationalist community. They'll go insane in the politics forums.

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