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02-27-2011 , 09:28 AM
Just got mugged by shopping psycologists.

Wanted some New Zealand Pinot Noir at supermarket. See a bottle called 'Kiwi Cuvee' with a trendy modern logo like many of the good NZ wines. Hot dog with a name and lable like that it has to be from NZ and is only £5.95. OMG it's three for £10 my lucky day.

Grab three go and pay.

Get home and look at the bottle to see what part of NZ it comes from only to see it's from...

...The south of France fml. Cheers brain - it's moves like this that make me attack your cells so unrelentingly.
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02-28-2011 , 11:57 AM
03-02-2011 , 08:22 PM


My condolences to chezlaw. May it please you to know I still don't give a **** about cricket and am enduring all manner of giddy saps chundering on about it now. Cricket t-shirts selling in TK Maxx by Saturday.
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03-02-2011 , 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by All-In Flynn


My condolences to chezlaw. May it please you to know I still don't give a **** about cricket and am enduring all manner of giddy saps chundering on about it now. Cricket t-shirts selling in TK Maxx by Saturday.
Txs but not too bothered by any sport that only lasts a day.

Need a different excuse to drink tonight, maybe Aaron can help.
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03-03-2011 , 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
Txs but not too bothered by any sport that only lasts a day.

Need a different excuse to drink tonight, maybe Aaron can help.
I started a new thread that makes fun of durka indirectly. He doesn't really do "indirect" so it has some potential.

And you need excuses?!? How about sober sucks?
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03-03-2011 , 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick
And you need excuses?!? How about sober sucks?
Sober is great but drunk is better. I worked out at college that even if I need an excuse I dont need to know what it is.

A nice 18 year old scotch cheers to you sir, would have some great Irish whisky to toast their victory in the cricket but er um er it doesn't appear to exist.
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03-03-2011 , 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by All-In Flynn


My condolences to chezlaw. May it please you to know I still don't give a **** about cricket and am enduring all manner of giddy saps chundering on about it now. Cricket t-shirts selling in TK Maxx by Saturday.
That's a weird-looking clover.
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03-03-2011 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
A nice 18 year old scotch cheers to you sir, would have some great Irish whisky to toast their victory in the cricket but er um er it doesn't appear to exist.
I'm in work at the moment so can only enjoy English whiskey (pictured below).

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Originally Posted by madnak
That's a weird-looking clover.
Every sport in Ireland has a shamrock scrawled over everything. I think they're trying to stand out.
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03-03-2011 , 11:55 AM

nice job
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03-03-2011 , 12:17 PM
Is it as good as your cricket team, though?
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03-03-2011 , 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by All-In Flynn
Is it as good as your cricket team, though?
steady on .. its only whisky.
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03-03-2011 , 02:35 PM
Does anyone know what would cause enamel paint not to be dry after A WEEK?

I'm painting my bidet (don't ask), so it's on ceramic I think, and two coats. Possibly the first coat wasn't fully dry when the second was applied. Not especially humid or unusually hot/cold.
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03-03-2011 , 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by guesswest
Does anyone know what would cause enamel paint not to be dry after A WEEK?

I'm painting my bidet (don't ask), so it's on ceramic I think, and two coats. Possibly the first coat wasn't fully dry when the second was applied. Not especially humid or unusually hot/cold.
It needs to be warmer in the room. Stop being cheap and turn up the heat! For enamel paint, below 75 degrees is too cold for quickly curing.

Also, no running the shower in that bathroom. I am hoping you already figured that one out though.
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03-03-2011 , 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick
It needs to be warmer in the room. Stop being cheap and turn up the heat! For enamel paint, below 75 degrees is too cold for quickly curing.

Also, no running the shower in that bathroom. I am hoping you already figured that one out though.
I sorta figured the shower wouldn't be great for it, but it's once a day for 5 minutes so I didn't think it'd be a big deal. I'll take your advice and quit that though.

It's not cold here though, I don't have the heating on but it's about room temperature outside most of the time.

I was wondering if I had done something weird by applying a second coat too quickly and created a membrame that was stopping the bottom layer from drying? Is that nonsense? It's dry to the touch at first but if I apply pressure it's kinda squidgy.
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03-06-2011 , 02:22 AM
Nice we got the History forum. There is only one con. I don´t automatically find my way to SMP anymore. Yesterday I misclicked, and ended up in RGT!
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03-13-2011 , 10:49 AM
yo whats up scorcher863 here.

alcohol has been doing me alot of good lately. been loosening me up and making it waaay easier to talk to girls. really turns me into a ballsy, fun, and cool mf'er. the other night at the bar i was talking with a girl for like 2 hrs, and had her laughing and kept her interested in me. then she called me out to play guitar and sing for everyone at the bar, and after i did, she got all horny on me. thank you jack danielsss.

it's spring break, so i've been drinking since i've gotten up. by myself, but all my roommates went out of the town, so oh well. waiting for this hottie asian chick who lives in the apt. next door to get back from miami. want to bang sooo bad.
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03-13-2011 , 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by kevink
yo whats up scorcher863 here.
You have a lot of accounts.

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alcohol has been doing me alot of good lately. been loosening me up and making it waaay easier to talk to girls. really turns me into a ballsy, fun, and cool mf'er. the other night at the bar i was talking with a girl for like 2 hrs, and had her laughing and kept her interested in me. then she called me out to play guitar and sing for everyone at the bar, and after i did, she got all horny on me. thank you jack danielsss.

it's spring break, so i've been drinking since i've gotten up. by myself, but all my roommates went out of the town, so oh well. waiting for this hottie asian chick who lives in the apt. next door to get back from miami. want to bang sooo bad.
It's always good to see a young man taking his education seriously.
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03-13-2011 , 11:04 AM
haha yea... they banned all of them though lool. i guess i can be too extreme for normal ppl with my beliefs sometimes.

haha thanks man. couldn't have done it without ya...
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03-21-2011 , 01:38 AM
OK, so -

1) Everyone who lives dies.

2) Everyone who dies has their life 'flash before their eyes' immediately prior.

3) (From 1 and 2) The probability that what you are currently experiencing is a hallucination/memory generated by your brain in the moments prior to your death is .5.

Yes? No? I'm only kidding really but it seems like a decent antidote to the simulated universe brigade. Or maybe a gift they will enjoy immensely.
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03-21-2011 , 01:47 AM
I like that.

I've been thinking in the shower recently about memories and how different of a person I am to 10 or 15 years ago. How would I know if those memories hadn't been implanted in me? All I know is that I'm experiencing something right now, but that's literally the only thing I can ever know, and sometimes I don't even know that. Is it enough to say that it feels like I experienced these things in the past?
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03-21-2011 , 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by All-In Flynn
OK, so -

1) Everyone who lives dies.

2) Everyone who dies has their life 'flash before their eyes' immediately prior.

3) (From 1 and 2) The probability that what you are currently experiencing is a hallucination/memory generated by your brain in the moments prior to your death is .5.

Yes? No? I'm only kidding really but it seems like a decent antidote to the simulated universe brigade. Or maybe a gift they will enjoy immensely.
i mean, depends how u define moments prior to ur death. obv, every moment of ur life that u live is before ur death. but aside from that, i get what u mean. that in the next moment u could die. but. .5 doesn't seem like a good estimate, maybe given the absence of any other information, but we know that we have estimates like average lifespan, which tells us that, depending on age of course, u are more likely not to die in the next moment than u are...

but cool thought regardless...

Last edited by scorcher8686; 03-21-2011 at 12:14 PM.
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03-21-2011 , 12:03 PM
madnak, they keep banning me. i don't know what their deal is, all i want to do is post in this forum and not bother anyone else. i mean i did insult some ppl before, which was definitely a mistake, but it's not like i murdered anyone...

anyway, ur the only one on this site that i really care about keeping in touch with. if u could email me at scorcher863@yahoo.com that would be awesome man. take care...
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03-29-2011 , 02:14 PM
don't wanna make a thread

but you know how theres phtons, and then for magnetic fields thers somthin else, and those other two forces like X and Z or whatver they are called... anyway they all have their own like particle which acts as a medium for the force...

with gravity no one knows what a 'graviton' is... isn't it just the atoms themselves moving from one surface to another? like how photons move from one surface to another (or along counts like ball rolling)?

Is it possible that this universe we observe, is the square root of another universe, and this universe is travelling at the speed of light in that universe (whatever that speed would be) between two surfaces... and the surfaces bend over each other to make these curvatures which are photons, or better word 'bubbles'... photons are said to have no mass but they must do, just not relative to atoms

everything is made of light, because perception is made of light, our concious is light, our observation is based upon light, and the transimission of thoughts are based upon light... taste is light, hearing is sound turned into light... everything is light.

does theory have any truth anywhere at all?
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03-29-2011 , 03:22 PM
any code breakers in the house?

http://www.networkworld.com/communit...ncrypted-notes
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