SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread - Page 342

Wait, why would you want to? Pooping is the best part of my day!

(TMI: approx 10% of my posts are made on the toilet, so if you've read ten, there's a good chance one has been a poop post*)

(Not this one, though)

* don't tell the politards

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07-28-2016 , 12:24 AM

#8527

PairTheBoard

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07-28-2016 , 12:51 AM

#8528

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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Been doing great hikes and drinking good beer. And also city type things. All other information is classified.

Also: F**K Iran. And North Korea, and Venezuela, and South Sudan, and Zimbabwe, and of course Canada. I don't need to say F**K the UK because they are so good at doing it to themselves.

Benny Hill is a God. The only one the Brits produced.

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07-28-2016 , 06:23 AM

#8529

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,898

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

No matter how rich you are you can't pay someone to take a **** for you.

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I'm sure they could but no one has the guts to try

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07-28-2016 , 08:58 AM

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mackeleven

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Photographer's image from my match. I said I'd never post my mug online but my mother couldn't recognise me with the stupid face I'm pulling.

The right straight landed flush as did the follow up left hook. Too bad I had pillows for boxing gloves on my hands.

Spoiler:

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07-28-2016 , 06:48 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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Kick ass pic, mack. A couple of warriors having a, lol, pillow fight.

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07-28-2016 , 06:51 PM

#8532

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by Zeno

I gotta add Phillipines to the **** you list, for legalizing murder-

which might make for a funny Benny Hill sketch involving a woman in public in her underwear casually murdering while we are shocked and embarrassed by her underwear.

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07-28-2016 , 07:00 PM

#8533

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by mackeleven

Spoiler:

I am sure that you became aware of it not just being annoying to take head shots. I'm curious as to what sort of block he was attempting.

Also, caption contest entry: "You shall be punished for making me eat a lemon. Take that! And that!"

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07-28-2016 , 07:48 PM

#8534

mackeleven

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

I'm curious as to what sort of block he was attempting.

Besides the ropes blocked him from falling out onto the ring girl's table, I'm not sure.

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Also, caption contest entry: "You shall be punished for making me eat a lemon. Take that! And that!"

We toasted a pint of Heineken, served in a plastic cup afterwards and watched the remaining fights become progressively more wild.

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07-28-2016 , 10:28 PM

#8535

PairTheBoard

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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie

"That's what it takes to get somebody's attention."

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07-28-2016 , 11:44 PM

#8536

FoldnDark

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Originally Posted by mackeleven

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Nice punch, featherweight!

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07-29-2016 , 05:32 AM

#8537

mackeleven

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Originally Posted by FoldnDark

Nice punch, featherweight!

It's not the size of the boat it's the motion in the ocean...No wait... nevermind.

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07-29-2016 , 01:03 PM

#8538

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Change comes from within, better that way than imposed from without.

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07-29-2016 , 01:09 PM

#8539

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Continuing on with more Beer and good food this Friday. Been having a wonderful time with old college buddies. Had an excellent Korean meal yesterday.

The world is, of course, still a cesspool. SMP should aim to hover above that cesspool, and not become too enmeshed within it. After all, we are better than everyone else.

Enjoy your weekend. Start drinking early, life is too short and too much of a joke to do otherwise.

End of my words of supposed wisdom.

Carry on.

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07-29-2016 , 01:16 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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It's pretty obvious where all this is going.

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07-29-2016 , 01:23 PM

#8541

Aaron W.

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

It's pretty obvious where all this is going.

This should be watched with YouTube auto sub-titles.

Last edited by Aaron W.; 07-29-2016 at 01:27 PM. Reason: The translator understand just about as much as I do.

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07-29-2016 , 02:20 PM

#8542

mackeleven

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Irish gypies are a strange breed. I once tried to look into the history of where they came from but it led me to nowhere. I think they are a dying breed also and won't be around for much longer relatively speaking.

Brad Pitt did an excellent portrayal of them in Snatch.

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07-29-2016 , 03:20 PM

#8543

PairTheBoard

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The heavyweight boxing champion of the world, Tyson Fury, belongs to some kind of community like that. I think they're called "Travelers". They settle everything by fighting each other.

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07-29-2016 , 05:43 PM

#8544

spanktehbadwookie

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hahaha oh wow dang, hmmm...

https://youtu.be/qPNa9KD4Y_k

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07-29-2016 , 06:46 PM

#8545

lastcardcharlie

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Good call, Spank. Sophisticated.

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07-29-2016 , 10:06 PM

#8546

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

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Originally Posted by Aaron W.

This should be watched with YouTube auto sub-titles.

I had no difficulty understanding it.

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07-30-2016 , 04:38 AM

#8547

mackeleven

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

The heavyweight boxing champion of the world, Tyson Fury, belongs to some kind of community like that. I think they're called "Travelers". They settle everything by fighting each other.

PairTheBoard

That's about the only admirable characteristic about them in a sense. They settle a dispute in a 'one on one' and then it's settled, compared to gangsters using lethal force.

Tyson Fury is sort of exceptional.

Here is a gypsy bare knuckle guy supposedly unbeaten on the 'cobblestones' come against 'Smokin' Bert Cooper who deals with him in a timely fashion.

Last edited by mackeleven; 07-30-2016 at 04:43 AM.

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07-31-2016 , 11:00 AM

#8548

PairTheBoard

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Inexperience must be played through.

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07-31-2016 , 02:03 PM

#8549

Zeno

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." --Frank Zappa