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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
cubed boiled potatoes, cubed hard-boiled egg in an amount much more than you think is the right amount, diced Spanish onion* in less an amount slightly more than you think is the right amount, mayonnaise in an amount just barely more than you think is the right amount**, roughly chopped celery in the amount you think is correct, and cheap yellow mustard in an amount that would annoy your mother-in-law. Salt and pepper to taste.***
Optional, but recommended, to add a bit of celery seed. It is also optional to stare at a sprig of parsley while doing the final mixing.
*dice and then soak in water in the fridge for a day, then drain well.
**I am making the assumption that you do not own yoga pants.
***all is lost if you don't think that boiling potatoes involves large quantities of salt.