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03-18-2017 , 01:36 AM

drowkcableps

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 633

In this thread we name the best job corresponding to your philosophy, the kicker is your not you but you are the average joe with a degree in king fu wisdom.

If your answer is "anything" get out

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03-18-2017 , 06:13 AM

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

Lighthouse keeper.

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03-18-2017 , 11:13 AM

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

I'm going w/ 'Hatchet Man' which is the opposite of my day-to-day philosophy (if it can be called that) but at which I became great at bec of my previous life's work. I could fire a widow w/ 7 children on Christmas Eve if I had to.

'Hatchet Man' would be my dream job if I were free to get one.

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03-18-2017 , 04:37 PM

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Hermit

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03-19-2017 , 01:27 AM

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,369

Opium King of the Golden Triangle.

welcome-to-the-golden-triangle-the-centre-of-the-worlds-drug-trafficking

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03-19-2017 , 03:15 PM

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

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03-19-2017 , 03:28 PM

Rikers

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,320

Carriers is something we invented for the worker-bees....ldo

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03-19-2017 , 04:34 PM

lastcardcharlie

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

Heard a group of lawyers complaining about the homeless today. People really think like that, it's incredible.

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03-19-2017 , 06:30 PM

VeeDDzz`

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 4,384

A member of The Eagles or The Red Hot Chilli Peppers or Pink Floyd or Iron Maiden obv.

More generically - talented rockstar.

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03-19-2017 , 09:13 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Try busting up a hotel room to try it on for size first. While drinking straight from a bottle w/ half nekkid women present, obv.

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03-19-2017 , 10:06 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,369

Pimp. BTM2 pimps on the side. Good for him.

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03-19-2017 , 10:08 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,369

I never listen to lawyers unless it directly involves me.

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03-19-2017 , 10:40 PM

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Trolly McTrollson

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,751

John Wu-style Hong Kong detective.

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03-20-2017 , 03:27 PM

#14

Black Peter

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,921

Fisherman on a small boat.

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03-20-2017 , 05:47 PM

#15

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,067

Astronaut?

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03-21-2017 , 03:39 AM

#16

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,397

Digital Gangster

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03-22-2017 , 02:18 PM

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pig4bill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 33,793

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Try busting up a hotel room to try it on for size first. While drinking straight from a bottle w/ half nekkid women present, obv.

Half? He didn't say Backstreet Boys.

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03-22-2017 , 07:04 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

The Ferengi drooled over clothed women for a reason!

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05-15-2017 , 07:17 PM

#19

drowkcableps

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 633

Bartender.
Male stripper.
The transferable skills seem very useful

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05-15-2017 , 07:18 PM

#20

drowkcableps

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 633

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Pimp. BTM2 pimps on the side. Good for him.

Pimp touché

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05-15-2017 , 07:20 PM

#21

drowkcableps

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 633

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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`

A member of The Eagles or The Red Hot Chilli Peppers or Pink Floyd or Iron Maiden obv.

More generically - talented rockstar.

Having fans seems like baggage.

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05-15-2017 , 07:21 PM

#22

drowkcableps

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 633

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Lighthouse keeper.

Can you run a poker game there?

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