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03-12-2015 , 11:53 AM
It sure is....

But the most important thing is to know is it is never too late to learn.

That's a winner's attitude....the quitters always give up on learning the truth of a matter before they can learn it.
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03-12-2015 , 03:29 PM
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03-12-2015 , 04:03 PM
Nice. She probably crop dusted everyone else along the way. Very efficient.
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03-12-2015 , 04:08 PM
What do you mean fold n dark? Did I do something wrong?
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03-12-2015 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
Nice. She probably crop dusted everyone else along the way. Very efficient.
You believe in unlimited resources?
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03-12-2015 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
Exactly right. The shaking might be thunder.
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03-12-2015 , 04:46 PM
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What do you mean fold n dark? Did I do something wrong?
No, it was a compliment.
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03-12-2015 , 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
You believe in unlimited resources?
No, but as an expert in the area of flatulence, I know that a good silent but deadly (aka silent but violent) fart will stink up a large restaurant table with moderate ventilation while a good portion of the gas still remains trapped within the pants and undergarments. The remainder will then be thrust out during the walk to the bathroom, spreading the love throughout the restaurant. All bets are off if she was wearing a skirt.
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03-12-2015 , 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
No, it was a compliment.
tyvm.


My personal opinion is some people are born to do math, some are born to do science, some are born counsellors, etc.

But a lot of people get their wires crossed and think everyone has to be a pastor...but that is not necessarily true....God gives everyone different gifts in life so obviously he means them to fulfill different functions.

Most people don't realize that God loves everybody all the time because He's God and He has the built in capability to do that while a person serving God can only reach one or two or a few at a time.

Nevertheless, that is the way God chooses to work through his appointed servants...This world needs scientists and mathematicians and lawyers and nurses etc. and God of all people knows that because He gives them all the gifts and talents.

He also knows people will lead with their strengths in this world...a lot of God's servants though lead with their weaknesses because that is when they can personally feel God's strength.

This world teaches people to lead/lean on their strengths while God teaches his servant people to lead/lean on God's strength....our own is never good enough unless we've got His backing.

Last edited by farty; 03-12-2015 at 05:03 PM.
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03-12-2015 , 05:10 PM
Okay, lay off the chili, please.
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03-12-2015 , 05:16 PM
I am the weakest of the weak...believe me I know a little bit about how God works because I have to maintain my connection with Him in good working order to get revelations from Him and to put things in any type of an order of operation that resembles His.
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03-12-2015 , 05:21 PM
Now I get it. You lurked in here to spread the message of RGT.

Getting the connection through worldly things, through farts and ****. Skilled.

Bet you prefer the missionary position?
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03-12-2015 , 05:40 PM
It's sunny today and I went for a walk. The sun was somewhat high in the sky and behind me. I was startled when out of the corner of my eye I saw a black dog come up beside me ready to nip at my heels. Only it wasn't a dog. What was it?

PairTheBoard
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03-12-2015 , 05:42 PM
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What was it?
An existential crisis.
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03-12-2015 , 05:43 PM
Nope....only dropped in to see PTB a and stayed for a chat....Never know where or when God will call me next...though I am going to a very special conference late late March...

I keep the sex chatter to a minimum to stay consecrated....the Lord can't use an unconsecrated person you know...

I usually only speak about sex to explain topics dealing with religion these days....

It is very easy to fall into an unconsecrated state because we live in a fallen world...
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03-12-2015 , 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by farty
Nope....only dropped in to see PTB a and stayed for a chat....Never know where or when God will call me next...though I am going to a very special conference late late March...

I keep the sex chatter to a minimum to stay consecrated....the Lord can't use an unconsecrated person you know...

I usually only speak about sex to explain topics dealing with religion these days....

It is very easy to fall into an unconsecrated state because we live in a fallen world...
the god stuff is definitely helped by the sex and farting.
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03-12-2015 , 06:09 PM
lol....
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03-12-2015 , 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard
It's sunny today and I went for a walk. The sun was somewhat high in the sky and behind me. I was startled when out of the corner of my eye I saw a black dog come up beside me ready to nip at my heels. Only it wasn't a dog. What was it?

PairTheBoard
Were you walking through the valley of the shadow of death?
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03-12-2015 , 06:19 PM
It sounds like a dog from The Omen movie.
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03-12-2015 , 06:27 PM
I wonder who we can find to play the part of the nanny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDHisWRsE98
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03-12-2015 , 06:34 PM
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Were you walking through the valley of the shadow of death?
I was on a nice wide walking path.


PairTheBoard
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03-12-2015 , 06:36 PM
If you think about it....who would want to play that part.

That is the devil's familiar.
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03-12-2015 , 06:37 PM
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I was on a nice wide walking path.


PairTheBoard
Wide doesn't sound good...if it is an omen....

Are you pretending....
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03-12-2015 , 06:44 PM
You guys take it easy....And God Bless!

Cya!
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03-12-2015 , 06:46 PM
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If you think about it....who would want to play that part.
An insane person, I guess.
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