Every time I think this bat has left, it will fly down on me randomly. I finally got it into the bathroom with the window open; so I open the window and turn off all the lights.

I sit down and watch it. It flutters around for a while. They say bats are blind which is not true. They also say bats are intelligent and have sonar and will find an open window. Also apparently not true.

I literally am sitting down, in a small bathroom with the window open, almost pitch black, and it will not leave. I see it fly on top of the window pane, and it slowly crawls down as I am coaxing it "yes tsk tsk, that way, tss tss," and it disappears before I am sure that it went out.

Call the Batman!

grab a tennis racket and take care of business

Bats are mammals. So are humans.

Therefore all bats are humans.

Impeccable logic, Lastcard. How many Pints have you downed so far this Friday?

None, I'm afraid. Bela Lugosi's dead.

Use two oven mitts or work gloves (something it can't bite thru) to catch it and set it free outside