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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`
A lot of men don't really know what sex is until they're around this age, so most of them would be terrible in bed for a very long period of their lives.
I thus place little blame on women for not valuing sex highly up until this age, and I place little blame on men for being terrible at it, seeing as it's so much harder for them to find people to practice with.
I don't think that the quality of available beverages has too much of an effect on how parched one feels. For a young man of decent upbringing, there is no such thing as bad sex.*. Similarly, a woman of the correct age, to mix metaphors slightly, is downright ravenous.
Obviously, the expectation of a fine malted beverage will result in partaking even if one feels fully hydrated.
This is one of nature's more humorous pranks.
*technically, a lack of desire to do fugly chicks is a bit gay. Nothing wrong with that, of course.