FYI: gifs and ladies in spoilers

Two weeks until the last game of the season. Featuring two of the best and most hated teams in the NFL, the 12-4 New England Patriots and the 12-4 Seattle Seahawks.

---- PREGAME ----

The game will be played in this stadium on February 1st, 2015 at 6:30 PM EST...



...since the Cardinals couldn't wrangle up a QB to save their hopes of playing at home in the Superb Owl.

To get to this InsufferaBowl, the Seahawks had a thrilling, comeback to win in overtime victory over the Green Bay Packers, though not all Seahawk fans were able to see it. The game involved terrible coaching, onside kicks, and fake plays.




Thanks to Riverman, A-Aron has time to make more insurance commercials.



The Patriots did a masterful job of faking out people in the beginning of the season and making them think "they're not good anymore." The Patriots made quick work of the Indianapolis Colts albeit not without controversy.

INFLATE GATE

The National Anthem will be sung by this lady:

---- FIRST HALF ----

The New England Patriots are headed by this guy...





...quarterbacked by this guy...





...and also employ this fun-loving beast.





The Patriots have been to the 'ship five times in the last fourteen years. They've won three times in those trips with both of those losses coming to an ELIte quarterback.

---- HALFTIME ----

Halftime will feature the buxomy Katy Perry.

---- SECOND HALF ----

The Seattle Seahawks are coached by this lovable ****wad facing his old team...





...quarterbacked by this not-black-enough QB...





...and also employ this Skittles loving maniac.



They are also know for their defensive prowess led by the Legion of Boom...



...and for their fans who make up the, apparently not trademarked, "12th Man".



The Seahawks are the reigning champions and could be the first team to go back-to-back since... The New England Patriots ('04 & '05).

---- OVERTIME ----

It's safe to say that no matter who wins, we all lose. One thing is for sure, Tom Brady and Rustle WIMson are, respectively, THE GOAT and the best young QB.

This writer's opinion? Second coming of the Cold War:



Also, Patriots win 35-21.


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In be4 deflated balls=30+ pt difference, fat Mike isn't THAT bad, etc

Sweet OP

Man I can't believe I just woke up to the game being a PK. I got +3 like a lot of people last night, never expected the line to move that much. Wonder what it will close at come kickoff.

No Poll? Sea 28-24

Looking forward to blatant, in your face, try and stop us cheating versus sneaky, underhanded, try and catch us cheating

how about the early line move in this game. Seahawks opened -3 in most places and we're now at a pick 'em - SB has never gone off as pick 'em. Good chance this is the smallest line in SB history

Okay to spend the next two weeks speculating about Rustle's divorce?

I think he dumped her because of that jiff

Must be slow down-under..All our books opened it at -1 and the total at 49pts....

solid OP, especially the parts with katy perry's bouncing boobs

expect this thread to literally burn like a dumpster fire at some point feb.1st

sounds like good times

In the last 8 games, Seahawks have allowed a total of 13 points in the 4th quarter. Pats have allowed 12.

greenbay should be in this game.. Seattle should get killed

Didn't this happen last year as well? The Seahawks opened as favorites and money came in quickly on the Broncos and they became favorites.

Pretty sure the Seahawks haven't lost by more than 7 in like forever

In. Go Seahawks

Katy Perry gifs.

Was the first time in history the team that opened as favorites closed as the underdogs.

Week 2 Chargers beat em 30-21

alolex smith beat both of these teams

Yeah, they haven't lost by 10+ in some absurd number of games in a row, and without that Chargers game it would be 8+.

yep

chefs true champs

crushed pats and then pats win 7 straight
beat hawks and they've won 8 straight

yep week 9 2011 season to Cowboys 23-13.

3 1/2 seasons ago

Katy Perry needs multiple wardrobe mishaps to redeem this bulbous pustule of a game.

Lol people hating on Baldwin. Yeah not many people doubted them as he claimed (besides when they were down 0-16 yesterday) but this is what athletes do to psych themselves up. It's nothing new or interesting.

Sure but it's normally just a passing comment (induced by a ******ed media question half the time). Not quite the psycho unsolicited ******ed rant like that.

Just waiting for the first doofus at my work to start talking about the game and convo goes as such:

Them: I'm rooting for Seattle! I don't want that cheater Belichick to win!
Me: Pete Carrol at USC tho...
Them: Herr derr Belicheat! Spygate!

Would be shocked if Pats lose this. They're just too good all around.