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05-27-2016 , 07:30 PM
I knew a guy in construction who had a tit for tat with someone. He, Jim, threw some fish in their truck on the lot one day. They retaliated by putting a pound of hamburger under his seat a few days later.

Jim can't smell.

Unfortunately, it was quite a while before he happened to have a passenger.
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05-27-2016 , 07:32 PM
Also, best of luck to you Searix. That sounds annoying and painful as hell, hope it's not too hard to get through.
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05-27-2016 , 07:35 PM
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Anytime I see this in the wild, my first though is always 'Clarence Thomas'.

Then I think 'fetal position' (what he supposedly did when dealing with the accusations).

Please get out of my head Anita Hill, I'd just like to piss.
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05-27-2016 , 07:40 PM
I never heard about CT going into the fetal position. I do remember hearing that he asked Anita Hill "Is that a pubic hair on your Coke can?" I'm not sure why he thought that might be suave.

EDIT: I've mentioned it before, but for stinking up someone's car you can't go wrong with getting some elk estrus urine from a sporting goods store and spraying it under the car all over the exhaust line, muffler, etc. It heats up and bakes this ungodly smell into the interior. Good luck with that, tree-shaped air fresheners.
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05-27-2016 , 07:43 PM
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According to a review in Publishers Weekly, Danforth "describes Thomas during the confirmation process as a 'lost soul,' sobbing, writhing in agony on the floor, lying in bed in a fetal position, but ultimately pulling himself together through prayer, Bible reading and the support of friends and his wife, Ginni."
http://articles.latimes.com/1994-08-...larence-thomas

it's the odd things that stick in the mind. Swing away Merrill.
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05-27-2016 , 08:35 PM
Don't ride motorcycles unless you want to die. That's all I got to say about today
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05-27-2016 , 11:06 PM
I used to consider getting a bike until an expert bike rider/racer friend of mine got got by a bus in Peru. He had ridden from Cali to the Cape of Good Hope, met and got engaged to a Colombian girl down there, and was on his voyage back to the States.

Now Alex gave zero ****s and he went out on his own terms. It is what it is. He knew the deal.

What ****ed me up was the funeral. His family was some of the kindest and most decent human beings I've ever encountered. There's no way a bike justifies risking that level of devastation to the people in your life.
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05-27-2016 , 11:11 PM
I really resent people being upset about me dying

Guess it's irrational but what can I do
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05-27-2016 , 11:45 PM
i can't really talk about what happened today, but it was awful and I'm shocked that people are so willing to ride motorcycles on public streets.
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05-27-2016 , 11:51 PM
I know a couple of people who have died via motorcycle accident. Separate incidents.

I wouldn't ever have a bike. Either offroad or street.
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05-27-2016 , 11:57 PM
I can't imagine there's a more likely way to get paralyzed. **** that.
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05-28-2016 , 12:00 AM
Every time I'm in the ER, the docs are like, sorry we are so busy it's because of motorcycles

I love to ride, though.

Getting my kidney stone diagnosed, there were 3 bike wrecks like 45 minutes apart

Nurse was telling me about blood filling up somebody's abdomen
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05-28-2016 , 12:17 AM
The idea of riding a motorcycle appeals to me. I'm sure if I was in a motorcycle accident it wouldn't be my fault...but that doesn't matter...
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05-28-2016 , 12:30 AM
Do people justify riding a motorcycle by the accident "not being my fault"?
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05-28-2016 , 12:42 AM
that's why I won't ride one. I'm a great defensive driver. Have fantastic peripheral vision and anticipation of the other guy.

Means dick all on a bike.
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05-28-2016 , 12:55 AM
I saw someone die in a motorcycle crash, it was really disturbing and I still think about it.

Anyone in the ER world or knows someone who is knows how riduculously pervasive it is.

It can be really fun but, as always, lol drivers
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05-28-2016 , 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by PocketChads
Do people justify riding a motorcycle by the accident "not being my fault"?
I'm guessing their justification is they are just great riders they will never get in an accident. I mean I've never been in a high speed collision, but if that happens, I want a body of metal surrounding me.

I think over 99.9% of drivers are decent enough. But that .1% is why I will never ride a motorcycle around.
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05-28-2016 , 03:09 AM
Seen people die on bikes. Still ride. Say no to living in fear.
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05-28-2016 , 04:00 AM
They don't call em organ doners for nothing.
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05-28-2016 , 09:22 AM
I know a guy who got internally decapitated coming off a bike and hit a 100 to 1 shot to ever be able to move more than his eyes again. Can walk a little bit but uses a wheelchair most of the time. Now he rides around on this big trike thing which is the closest thing to a bike he can use. Must be really fun I guess.
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05-28-2016 , 10:09 AM
Risk/reward for motorcycles just, uh, isn't there.
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05-28-2016 , 10:11 AM
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Risk/reward for motorcycles just, uh, isn't there.
this
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05-28-2016 , 10:31 AM
It's almost like it's a personal decision
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05-28-2016 , 10:44 AM
If I ever got a bike it would definitely be a 1000cc+ crotch rocket and I would probably die.

So yea not going to get one of those. Growing up my friends went through a bike phase. The main dude is now a semi vegetable can't walk type.
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05-28-2016 , 10:45 AM
No place for a golf bag in a motorcycle
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