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05-11-2013 , 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
Anyone else POWERBALLIN tonight?
Gonna buy 2p2 when I win.
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05-11-2013 , 08:21 PM
Someone inform Jimmy Fallon
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05-11-2013 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Phildo
13 years ago when i was delivering pizza i asked another driver who was middle aged and bought state lottery tickets every week the same question. his answer was "i don't need that much money."
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05-11-2013 , 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
Anyone else POWERBALLIN tonight?
nah. gotta wait for it to be at least $400 MM cash option.

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Originally Posted by Phildo
years ago when i was delivering pizza i asked another driver who was middle aged and bought state lottery tickets every week the same question. his answer was "i don't need that much money."
thats some next level **** if he thinks a few million will really improve his life but 10-100x that much will result in too many people asking for money and a reckless lifestyle.
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05-11-2013 , 08:39 PM
My favorite guy from the where are they now lottery winner shows was this single old man who was nauseating to look at, who "used" his winnings to live in a really ****ty small town motel "because they clean up after me and I've got my tv." Was like a twelve inch tv from 1991. He spent like half his waking hours lying on the bed watching tv, and the other half at this disgusting restaurant (responsible for all his food) like two blocks away. Not sure he had a car. Once a week his one friend would come to eat lunch with him.


My ****ing hero.
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05-11-2013 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
thats some next level **** if he thinks a few million will really improve his life but 10-100x that much will result in too many people asking for money and a reckless lifestyle.
the odds he put that much thought into it probably approach the odds of him winning.
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05-11-2013 , 08:47 PM
Lottery winnings being taxable when the state takes a 50% rake is pretty ridiculous.

Anyway, I'm curious which group goes BUSTO faster/more often between pro athletes and lotto winners.
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05-11-2013 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
knowing j.ma.kin doesn't like the wire makes me like it even more
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05-11-2013 , 08:49 PM
If I go busto after winning tonight its going to be in a ridiculous enough way to get a movie deal out of it. America loves a comeback baby.
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05-11-2013 , 08:54 PM
I'm in Wyoming, so it looks like everyone will have to wait at least one more drawing for me to bring professional baseball back to Portland
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05-11-2013 , 09:08 PM
I have never bought a scratch ticket or played the lottery for myself. Have played keno because my gf's dad likes to play so it gives a brainless thing to drink to and relate to him with, always play random numbers tho.
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05-11-2013 , 09:08 PM
Play casino games tho, its not as much about as being nitty as the entertainment gained when losing.
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05-11-2013 , 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
Play casino games tho, its not as much about as being nitty as the entertainment gained when losing.
You're looking at it wrong, the entertainment value in lottery is entirely tied up in the daydreaming/planning of exactly what you're going to do with the money

Like me scouting locations for my minor league team's new Portland stadium
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05-11-2013 , 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
Lunch at the legendary Oklahoma Joe's BBQ in KC. Hour wait to eat at this BBQ place located in a gas station. Legit really good tho, best KC BBQ place I've been to (Arthur Bryant's and Woodyard).
Joe's is best for sure, my second favorite is jack stack if you spend any more time in KC http://www.jackstackbbq.com/splash-stores.aspx

cheesy corn bake GOATish side
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05-11-2013 , 09:25 PM
If I ever win a huge sum in gonna spend 9.5% on my family, .5% on myself immediately, and use the remaining 90% to start my own hedge fund and attempt to become the richest person on earth while taking a salary of 1% inflation adjusted.
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05-11-2013 , 09:27 PM
CDL in pole position for most likely 2+2 lottery winner to go broke
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05-11-2013 , 09:49 PM
I would start a venture fund > hedge but I know technology not finance so thats probably why.
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05-11-2013 , 09:50 PM
I would buy twoplustwo and ban jmakin
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05-11-2013 , 09:52 PM
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05-11-2013 , 09:52 PM
id buy the golden state warriors and instantly hire assani fisher as my gm
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05-11-2013 , 09:53 PM
I think I've bought like 3 lotto tickets in my life when the powerball was 9 figures.

If I did bink that thing I wouldn't want any publicity. I'd show up in a burka and use some kind of voice modulator.

I'd flee to some mountain cabin in the Alps for like 2 months and plan out what I'm going to do. HDTVs would definitely be on page 1 of the plan.
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05-11-2013 , 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
CDL in pole position for most likely 2+2 lottery winner to go broke
spending 10% and then working to make more would put me in a prime position to go broke in what way?
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05-11-2013 , 09:56 PM
not telling anyone is clearly the correct move

also not altering your lifestyle and immediately hiring an a+ attorney
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05-11-2013 , 10:02 PM
Hiring someone to watch the people handling your money also mandatory
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05-11-2013 , 10:08 PM
Lotto ticket's +ev right now in cali, probably not after taxes though.
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