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What's with DADS and the eclipse? My dad bought something like 2 dozen of the eclipse glasses months ago. My friend's dad was just giving an instructional eclipse talk at my friend's 1 year old's birthday party. I guess it shouldn't be surprising, seems like a perfect thing for super olds to really get into. I don't have to go very far to be like right in the path of it. I'm sure it will look cool but there are like hundreds of thousands of people flooding into areas around here. ECLIPSE HYPE.

Got a pair cuz or a DAD who bought a 10 pack and only needed 4.

ECLIPSE gonna be hype.

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08-18-2017 , 09:57 PM

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Bode-ist

solidly average

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,797

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Originally Posted by Wooders0n

Is "seeing it" gonna look any different from pictures or videos of it?

Its like the sun blacked out for a few minutes as the moon passes in front of it right?

Driving hours to see that? Ill pass.

Spoiler alert

Spoiler:

There i just saved u guys time and money

Ow, my eyes

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08-18-2017 , 10:47 PM

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ChrisV

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 40,336

In the Indiana Fever @ Minnesota Lynx WNBA game tonight, the Lynx won 111-52, leading by 45 at halftime and scoring 37 straight unanswered points at one point lol.

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08-18-2017 , 10:51 PM

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DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

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Wal-Mart Stores Inc. has opened a new front in its battle with Amazon.com Inc.

The world’s largest retailer has applied for a U.S. patent for a floating warehouse that could make deliveries via drones, which would bring products from the aircraft down to shoppers’ homes.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...ing-warehouses

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08-18-2017 , 11:02 PM

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Schlitz mmmm

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08-18-2017 , 11:50 PM

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REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,773

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Originally Posted by 8bus

the guy who bought all the glasses to sell to these jerkoffs is the person i want to be. huge missed opportunity. we could have raised like 10k to buy some glasses/merch and sell it to all the fish at like 50x.

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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

That guy just walked out that door.

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Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

I'm just gonna assume that EddyB was that guy

I'm just gunna assume EddyB is still trying to sell ROCKS.

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08-19-2017 , 11:12 AM

#228057

Searix

NFL Swami Overlord

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 19,233

Cliffs:

-Eclipse will make it dark enough for the street lights to turn on
-It will get very dark if it's cloudy out as well
-The 100% eclipse will only be for 2 minutes, but hour before/after is partial
-Scientists are very interested in how animals will react

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08-19-2017 , 11:21 AM

#228058

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

my dog will probably fall asleep. of course she will likely be asleep before and after it as well

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08-19-2017 , 12:42 PM

#228059

tabbaker

2018 Swami Champion

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13,788

Only happens a couple times in your life, what's not to like?

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08-19-2017 , 12:44 PM

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SteveSax

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happens about every 2 years brah

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08-19-2017 , 12:48 PM

#228061

tabbaker

2018 Swami Champion

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Yeah if you're Clark

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08-19-2017 , 01:24 PM

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grando1.0

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Haha well played

But seriously lol eclipses - I actually thought for a second the Eclipse was a new WNBA team

Oh who am I kidding - it could already be a team and I'd have no idea

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08-19-2017 , 02:51 PM

#228063

kidcolin

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The CLIPSE gonna be HYPE wowwwww the haters

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08-19-2017 , 03:38 PM

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grando1.0

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Hey remember the last time you couldn't see the sun? Oh yeah that was LAST NIGHT OMG

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08-19-2017 , 04:08 PM

#228065

Perhaps Shimmy

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Join Date: Apr 2017 Posts: 2,577

Solar Eclipse has at least 5 sigma of VORP due to giving you an excuse to listen to DSOTM

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08-19-2017 , 04:41 PM

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Holliday

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I remember an episode of 'the A Team' where they hypnotized Mr. T to fall asleep when he hear the secret word, "eclipse" because that word is almost never used. Well, of course in a gun battle someone asks Mr. T to hand them the bag full of ammunition clips and he says, "The what?"; "The clips! The clips!" and he passes right out.

I thought that was pretty clever for 'the A Team'.

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08-19-2017 , 04:52 PM

#228067

Krayz

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Originally Posted by SteveSax

happens about every 2 years brah

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Originally Posted by tabbaker

Yeah if you're Clark

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08-20-2017 , 04:07 AM

#228068

Schlitz mmmm

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Jesse, you're a good dog.

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08-20-2017 , 12:33 PM

#228069

anatta

diamond sharp wisdom

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 35,729

I went damn near 50 years never shaved a pussy and then I shave 2 in one week. Life is funny that way.

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08-20-2017 , 12:39 PM

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DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

That does not sound appealing.

I never get guys that get into painting their girl's toes either. That would be a less precarious situation at least.

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08-20-2017 , 12:46 PM

#228071

anatta

diamond sharp wisdom

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 35,729

My tinder binge might be over. banged like 9 girls in 8 weeks. well not girls mostly lonely women my age but i deleted it after i met a 25 year old girl, looks younger, mmmm...so sweet. have to break up with the chinese lady across the street, which is going to be painful. oh man. this young one though. i call her the demon gift. no way anybody can be this perfect for me. down with all my perversions but kinda new to it too. and just so shy and cute. all she wants to do other than please daddy is watch netflix and hang out at pool.

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08-20-2017 , 12:52 PM

#228072

anatta

diamond sharp wisdom

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 35,729

well like sergio nice i wont go down as the greatest player never to shave a pussy. and then to shave another back to back like that.

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08-20-2017 , 05:56 PM

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johall111

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,496

anatta
pix or gtfo

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08-20-2017 , 06:04 PM

#228074

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,874

looooool Anatta Gizoat GOAT ainec

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08-20-2017 , 06:05 PM

#228075

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,874

'have to break up with the Chinese lady across the street.'

We may never read that refrain again.

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