Funny thing is I think you did a show with a friend of mine. I noticed we had him as a mutual friend on FB. Instead of being a dick, maybe you could come off a little nicer.

FWIW, if you are ever coming to the Boston area and want to make money doing a show, hit me up. Your stuff is pretty good.

It is stuff like this will make me take back every bad thing I ever said about you.



Assuming you mean Al, I've done a couple festivals with him. He is very funny.

Watched the first Chapelle and thought it was good not great.

I very much enjoyed how every place he mentioned got a few woos then when he says Syracuse it's dead silent.

Now here is something that you will appreciate. I put together a charity event and one of my comics dropped out. So I had a week to fill the void, and went to every open mic I could find. I saw Al at an open mic, thought he was hilarious, and offered him $200 to do 10 minutes at this event. Just needed an opener.

When other "veterans" found out that I paid somebody who they never heard of, they were not happy at all, and I heard about it from quite a few of them, and that was kind of what turned me off from the comedy scene.

All kidding aside, I would love the opportunity to write some jokes for you, because I really like your delivery. I don't know if I will ever get back on stage seriously again, so writing is all I have to offer these days.

$25 a joke (I get 10%)

Magic happening here in the fack

based on 'no acting career' (or almost no career), i'd go with Melvin.
Pickford was also great but was in a hand full of movies later.

New Chappelle was ok, but I expected a lot better. Neal Brennan's new special is much better.

Kevin Gates has been coming up in my mixes and while I didn't like it at first, he's growing on me. Is this wrong?

I will talk **** about anyone in the fack until they offer me potential career opportunities.

American ISP's can now sell the client's browser history and data without consent

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I'm fairly certain that in a meat bracket "bison" and "buffalo" are the same animal.

I knew he wasn't a real standup when he **** all over my work and basically told me to quit. Every real standup I've talked to has been encouraging and helpful even when my sets sucked, obviously understanding that I was just starting out. Eddy of course couldn't do that, because Eddy can only feel better about himself by tearing down others. Especially others who hurt his sensitive snowflake feelings by making fun of his hero The Donald.

Eddy's the pathetic MAGA guy who had a career handed to him by daddy and thinks he built it himself. Y'all think Eddy just acts like a whiny, petty ***** in politics or whatnot but is deep down actually a Good Bro. In my experience, deep down he's just an even whinier, more pathetic **** who hides behind even more bull**** when called out on it.

I'll see myself out. Ain't no one care about my thoughts anyway. And I'm being what I despise.

Why do y'all hate each other so much?

Dad?

**** just got real in the fack

LOL Missagain.
Thanks to Riverman and ILP for their support.

You can come in and clinic my bands any time. They could probably use some good KC bitchslapping.

I will fly to MO for a few days and critique your band. srs. I was first chair clarinet.

I didn't know men played clarinet

Edit: except Kenny G(OAT)

don't think kenny did? he played soprano sax.

But BENNY GOODMAN you rube.

no way. if somebody told me they thought 2 phones was the hottest song of 2016 I'd say they were wrong and that it's pick up the phone, digits, or harambe but after Thugger KG might have done it the best.

Lots of dude clarinet players from back in the day. KC confirmed old tho.

And Kenny G confirmed sax man. I hate him, but he can play.