Well I've done my part promoting yet another site that slaps "-ist" on the end of a word and tosses out hot take lists.

i missed the update. did needles kids get their lap dances?

This list is straight trash.

First of all, the Father's Office burger is good, but I can give you 5 or 6 better burgers just in Los Angeles that I have actually had without trying to find the GOAT burger. In fact, I met Monte at Father's Office because it was near his hotel on a business trip, and explicitly stated that it was "good but not amazing." And it is a good burger! But #27 in the nation is lol - I live here and can go wherever I want and I only ever go there if a bunch of people want to try it and haven't, or if it's convenient. I would never detour for even a minute of my life just to satisfy a hankering for that perfectly good but not special burger. That ranking is an INDICTMENT of the whole list.

Pie 'N' Burger in Pasadena, on the other hand, is DOPE, and probably deserves its ranking. But if that's true, then it is IMPOSSIBLE that either of THE APPLE PAN or THE GOLDEN STATE are not tied with it at #20, because they're LITERALLY the same delicious burger. They're so indistinguishably good and similar that Eater has them all within 5 spots of each other just in the list of 22 best burgers in LA.

But wait, you might say, that Eater article has Father's Office as BETTER than Pie 'N' Burger and Golden State and Apple Pan, so why would you cite THAT when you already said Father's Office is worse?

Here's your answer: the Eater list took it's world-class stupidity in ranking Father's Office #6, and then PROVED Father's Office is possibly TRASH when it ranked FATBURGER, which is ****ing garbage, #5, one spot higher.

So basically, Father's Office isn't even better than Fatburger as far as Eater is concerned, but at least the other good places exist, while the thrillist rankings claim that Father's Office is LA's second-best burger, which is literally impossible because it's objectively worse than 3 similar places anyway.

And that's not even counting actual Los Angeles potential GOATs like Cassell's (#58) or Plan Check (unranked) or a real sleeper, THE SAN FRANCISCO SALOON IN LOS ANGELES (unranked).

List is TRASH.

Spent the first $66 of the money. Eggs/Grits/Candy for the test Friday. We are doing the movies and lunch for sure. I'll make sure to keep everyone updated.

Trip is next Wednesday the 31st.

That burget list for New Orleans is fairly accurate. #1 is definitely right.

Was just looking at this. Never been there. Do you like it?

I haven't been there for a long time but about 10 years ago I used to go there fairly often. Yeah, it's really good, but I was baffled to see it NUMBER ONE IN 'MERICA YEEHAW!

Spend $500 on McD Apple slices

Saw Chappelle tonight in Detroit. He ****ing killed it

Love the heart here Hoya. I'm staying down the road from Cassell's when I go to LA in two weeks, will make sure I return to the FAQ with a verdict.

hmm i guess me and the burger dude grew up about 20 minutes from each other. I guess I'll have to check out that The Hut place the next time I'm home.

apparently congress is actually doing something useful and opening up sports betting everywhere? thanks trump

This really never happens you can take my word. I wont apologize, thats just absurd. Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

What is Bobbos reply to a Tinder date?

... and I jizzed in my pants


Poker included? Not that it matters since games are apparently dead, all bots are solid, etc, but would be cool

Is Portland a real city? Just here to lol Portland.

this was a pretty cool story

just keep banging that gong BRATZ....just keep banging that gong.

Moving really makes you realize what a waste everything is. Literally getting rid of over 50% of my possessions and wish I was getting rid of more. Basically lol buying anything but necessities.

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Nah, my Iron Giant poster still ****ing rules

It's 80's hair night, and babes doing covers.