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Only hope at this point is he has some gimmicky $900 order figured out that he is going to pull out last minute.

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05-19-2017 , 06:23 PM

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8bus

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Lol

Guys gonna be a dog to consume 500 worth

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05-19-2017 , 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 8bus

Lol

Guys gonna be a dog to consume 500 worth

Seems clear that once it's obvious he's going to fail, he's going to just quit. Probably a dog to finish 200 dollars worth, he play his round of golf, realize he's six hours into the bet and still has 900 to go plus 50 cups of guac and just throws in the towel. Maybe he grinds out the guac and gets halfway through the next order, but I would be surprised if he does a third

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05-19-2017 , 06:29 PM

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CPHoya

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just lol at the apple pricing issue

basically doubles the necessary intake on a huge part of his strategy, gjge

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05-19-2017 , 06:29 PM

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Looks like I overestimated this guy. I was hoping for some super serious guy to come out and on his first order put in some mind-blowing angle shoot that no one saw coming and everyone would be left slapping their foreheads. If hand mashing apple slices is the big reveal then this isn't even all that entertaining. Probably won't even eat enough to throw up, and what kind of McDonalds trip is it without that?

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05-19-2017 , 06:32 PM

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CPHoya

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I was hoping for a clever angle involving like the luxury burgers and toppings or something, this is just pathetic

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05-19-2017 , 06:35 PM

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Yeah this isn't going to be even remotely interesting. He lit money on fire.

Would recommend everyone watch basketball this weekend and the final day of EPL on Sunday. We will hopefully see Arsenal left out of the top 4 for the first time in 20 years.

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05-19-2017 , 06:36 PM

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Also, he has like $78 worth of food that will just be lying around while he plays golf? That's not getting eaten. Sounds to me like he's already thrown in the towel.

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05-19-2017 , 06:37 PM

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CPHoya

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He claims the guac is "kind of frozen"

he's on pace to consume like . . .$150, maybe

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05-19-2017 , 06:43 PM

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Caldarooni

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I hope he is taking a world of hate on social media

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05-19-2017 , 06:46 PM

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8bus

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Yeah the guac is going to be disgusting in no time and I'd imagine borderline inedible tomorrow

I guess McDonald's uses a packet to make it so maybe it lasts a lifetime

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05-19-2017 , 06:50 PM

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Lol at this guy casually drinking Gatorade on the golf course while he still needs to consume like 40k calories of McDs

Last edited by royalblue; 05-19-2017 at 06:57 PM. Reason: Not wearing hamburglar costume on the golf course either

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05-19-2017 , 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

Now it seems like too much love
Is never enough, you better seek out
Another road ´cause this one has
Ended abrupt, say hello to heaven

something queasy about watching this

Cornell sings his own epitaph during the last song they every sang.
starts ~6:55

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05-19-2017 , 07:03 PM

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REDeYeS00

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05-19-2017 , 07:17 PM

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I basically stopped listening to Soundgarden years ago because I thought I had listened to them too much and was burned out on their music. Turns out I was just sick of "Black Hole Sun" and, to a lesser extent, "Spoonman." Oh man, so much good music, I've been on a binge the last 24 hours. Cornell had serious pipes. THE DAY I TRIED TO LIVE, just ferocious out of nowhere. Am I the only one who thinks a young Cornell kind of looks like Steph Curry?

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05-19-2017 , 07:23 PM

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CPHoya

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The band Big Wreck has a lot of similarities to some of the stuff you like, Osis. Check it out.

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05-19-2017 , 07:34 PM

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Not gonna lie, I think the apple sauce thing is pretty hilarious. Obviously against the written rules though, and lol at casually just throwing out that he's now gonna play a round of golf

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05-19-2017 , 07:40 PM

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Poker players are the worst. Been going to the casino a bit lately and there's so many regs constantly ****ting on players for making bad plays. Also you're playing live 1/2 you're not that good.

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05-19-2017 , 07:46 PM

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WTF. I'm at my kid's 7-8 year old little league game post-season tourney and there are two coaches in front of me actually scouting the two teams and keeping detailed spray charts on each player.

7 and 8 year olds.

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05-19-2017 , 07:47 PM

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tabbaker

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8 year olds dude

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05-19-2017 , 07:56 PM

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DodgerIrish

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That's a shift.

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05-19-2017 , 08:04 PM

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How many pieces of bacon do you think you could get into you before you puked them up? A hundred?

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05-19-2017 , 08:10 PM

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REDeYeS00

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cornell, soundgarden, 52, hung far low
weiland, stone temple pilots (la, not seattle) 48, OD
staley, alice in chains, 32, OD
cobain, nirvana, 27, bit the barrel
hendrix, 27, asphyxiation
pfaff, hole, 27, OD
wood, mother love bone, 24, OD
sargent, 7 year *****, 24, asphyxiation

apparently seattle is gr8 unless you're in a band.