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Your monthly reminder that in #PortlandGOAT you can play unlimited hold em poker with no rake in a strip club with fully nude dancers and a full bar. The dealer will toss your tips to the stage for you if asked politely.

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05-10-2017 , 01:47 PM

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Caldarooni

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Though that midget couldn't make a drink to save his life

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05-10-2017 , 01:47 PM

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PocketChads

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I would go but I find the titties distracting

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05-10-2017 , 01:52 PM

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https://www.betabrand.com/mens-busin...ie-hybrid.html

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05-10-2017 , 03:58 PM

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KJS

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Though that midget couldn't make a drink to save his life

Quit asking for them in a tall glass IMO

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05-10-2017 , 06:30 PM

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Holliday

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There's another Isaiah Thomas?

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05-10-2017 , 06:45 PM

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At least

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05-11-2017 , 08:39 AM

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Enjoyed the new Norm special immensely.

While entirely possible that I am just a philistine of THE ARTS, I wasn't really feeling it. Same with the last Burr and Louis CK. Feels a little like an above-average rock band putting out their 5th album, stale and predictable.

Both of Chappelle's I have already revisited and probably will do again, though.

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05-11-2017 , 11:37 AM

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Speaking of THE ARTS, the movie Passengers is ****ing garbage. Probably the dumbest science fiction I've encountered in at least 5 years.

Not since ice sank to the floor of the ocean in G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra has a movie been this stupid.

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05-11-2017 , 11:40 AM

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Spoiler for the movie obv.:

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05-11-2017 , 11:54 AM

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Speaking further of the ARTS, are we gonna have a SE meetup before all 13 Phish shows at MSG this summer or should we meetup afterwards?

#BakersDozen #Glazed

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05-11-2017 , 11:55 AM

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Caldarooni

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That rearranged thing was interesting and led me to believe the movie could have been fantastic with the alternate ending proposed

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05-11-2017 , 12:08 PM

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8bus

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The new ferris bueller dominos commercials really tilt me for some reason.

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05-11-2017 , 12:29 PM

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Bow bow. Chicka chickahhh

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05-11-2017 , 12:39 PM

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CPHoya

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shimmy that video is pretty cool, particularly like the proposed eternal return ending

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05-11-2017 , 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 8bus

The new ferris bueller dominos commercials really tilt me for some reason.

The kid makes me want to punch him in the face. It's so bad it makes me want to take boxing classes so I can make the shot count.

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05-11-2017 , 02:08 PM

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dkgojackets

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cant hate on STEVE

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05-11-2017 , 02:35 PM

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cant hate on STEVE

this

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05-11-2017 , 02:38 PM

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cannabusto

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Love new ferris

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05-11-2017 , 09:04 PM

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I haven't seen Passengers, but I have been spoiled on it. About that YouTube:

Spoiler:

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05-11-2017 , 09:20 PM

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kidcolin

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Yeah passengers def isn't a 5 bagger.

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05-11-2017 , 09:50 PM

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Fyre Festival update!

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On Friday, Billy McFarland, the 25-year-old founder of the disastrous Fyre Festival, told his shell-shocked employees that their paychecks covering the past two weeks would not be coming. Nor would he be firing them, a prerequisite for unemployment benefits in most states. Instead, McFarland offered to allow his dozen-or-so employees to stay on in unpaid roles, where they could work to grow the business to a place where they might get paid again.

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05-11-2017 , 09:59 PM

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DodgerIrish

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Shell-shocked

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05-11-2017 , 10:00 PM

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LOL. I can't seem to find it now but one of the Fyre Festival jagoffs wrote this very long, descriptive suggestion for what he wanted the music of the festival to be and it would make any rational person want to beat him like a dusty rug.