You'd think one dick would be enough.

his name isnt loretta "8" for no reason

So I drop my gf off at the airport at like 430, come back to my apartment, go to my bedroom window to close the blinds and immediately see a dude ripping off his swim trunks and do a huge, naked cannonball into the pool. Just not at all what I needed to see after getting up this early.

last week my gf and I went hiking in a national forest, in a pretty secluded area of the park but still popular because the trail circles a lake. we were about a mile into the hike when my gf, who is in front of me abruptly turns around after turning a corner, her face white. I thought she had seen a dead body. I walk around the bend just in time to see a hairy nutsack and the scholng of a man being placed into a very pale and portly woman with her bikini bottoms shifted to the side while she was riding him cowgirl. It was a sight to behold. They were only about five feet off a public and well marked trail. Gross. Needless to say we turned around and picked another trail.

Hope everyone enjoys their breakfast this morning!

Yeah he could at least wait until you have a few beers in you.

sounds like you might be jelly

wp

kyleb, i want to be friend again. let's work this out. you don't need to report me anymore, I won't be mean to you

the last time i reported you was like 2 months prior to you getting banned so i'm pretty sure i had nothing to do with it. the mods more or less just ignore my reports anyway

pretty sure I got banned that time too

reported

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-MHkUwtFk

I think I have to quit the internet now, later guys it was real

I was inadvertently moaning "no, no, no, no..." while watching this.

"Not only offer great sex, but best spots in parking lots"

She's better than KeSha

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On a similar subject my penis may have a learning disability.

I can't even move my ****in' knees, but I still kick it all day

I just... thats...

im scared to click

26 seconds. And I'm pretty drunk.

As soon as I saw the breathing tube I was done.

yeah, i got about 3 seconds in, saw that, read the title, and high-tailed it out of there.

that made 'Best Week Ever'? must not have been that good a week.

Is this on my screen the "like" feature everyone was talking about before? As in "like" a 2p2 post and have it show up on my fbook page and feed.